Chapter 734: Double-click
The monk looked at Yu Xiu'e, who was riding on the horse with a smile on his face and blushed with excitement. Yu Wu'e, who had just given birth to a child for more than a month, looked much plump. Her original melon-shaped face had signs of turning into an apple-shaped face, and her figure was even more proud. The tailor-made armor could not hide her breasts and slender waist. At this time, the sword was standing on the river bank, and the red cloak behind her floated high, like a man in a painting, beating the army in front of them, and the soldiers saluted the general's wife at the same time.
Yu Xiu'e is indeed very beautiful, but the soldiers looked at her without blasphemy, only appreciation and awe. This general's wife is even more powerful in Ruijin Camp than the main general monk.
"Oh, look, my son has only been in more than a month and cannot see her mother and cannot eat his mother's milk. Your Majesty has said that eating more mother and son can enhance the relationship between mother and son!"
Yu Xiu'e glanced at the monk. The monk immediately lowered half his head. He had no status at home. Yu Xiu'e gave birth to a son and passed on the Huang family to his family. His status was even more downward. This glance seemed to be charming to others, but in the monk's eyes, it was a sign that Yu Xiu'e was about to attack.
"Stop talking, don't you just want me to go to the battlefield?" Yu Xiu'e snorted, "My son is in the palace, and he is specially selected. Those people are very experienced in raising children, not better than the two of us? I have been so tired that I can't get on horses or carry a knife. When I walk faster, I will come up to stop me. Look at how much weight I have gained now? Dead monk, have I gained weight?"
"It's better to be fatter, it's better to be fatter. Look at my physique, how burly I am." The monk said with a smile.
Yu Xiu'e was also happy: "You can't say that, after gaining weight, I feel that my strength has increased a lot." He raised the heavy sword with one hand and danced in the air like an embroidered needle. Looking at the rows of advances, the desire in his eyes made the monk feel a little scared.
"Oh, you're just a month old. You've given birth to a child and lost your energy. Your martial arts cultivation has declined a lot. When you fight later, don't be the first to rush to the front. I'll take the lead. Can you come and escort the formation?" The monk said carefully. His wife became crazy as soon as she stepped onto the battlefield. She was always the one who rushed to the front.
Yu Xiu'e's slender eyebrows slowly stood up, making the monk's heart shudder.
"On July 15th, go back to see me. Where did you go to the Huo War Department tonight?" Yu Xiu'e said softly.
The monk's face suddenly turned yellow: "Where can you go? Isn't it just to report military information to Huo's Ministry of War and ask him for some equipment? You also know that the new equipment of the army has come out, especially long-range attack weapons, that guy..."
"Is that true?" Yu Xiu'e dragged her voice and interrupted the monk's words.
The monk suddenly felt relieved and said dejectedly: "He took me to the heaven and earth to drink flower wine. But E, I swear to you that I really only drink wine, and I will leave after drinking. I really didn't do anything randomly."
"You think you can hide it from the sky, hum, don't think about who is the world in heaven and earth, and can you hide it from me? Zi Luo is my close friend." Yu Xiu'e said angrily: "When you drink, when you watch the palace maids dance, your eyes are straight and your saliva flows down. Don't think I don't know."
The monk shouted injustice and his face turned blue. He was afraid that Zi Luo would scold him countless times, but a good man would not fight with the woman. He made up his mind to go back and deal with Tian Kang well after the battle. This damn he couldn't even control his wife. Isn't this cheating him?
His injustice was louder, and the soldiers passing by burst into laughter. Their master general was often bullied by his wife. In Ruijin Camp, it was the topic that everyone talked about the most. Seeing the movement in front of him, the master general was dismantled by his wife again. The laughter made the monk glar and everyone hurriedly covered their mouths and accelerated their journey. However, after walking a distance, the laughter became louder.
Everyone was very happy, but they drove away most of the fatigue of the marching. You know, in the past two days, they first crossed the Luo River and then rushed to Xinhua all the way. It was true that they said they were not tired.
"That is, you left in the end. If you dare to stay there, I will turn you into the appearance of Eunuch Le." Yu Xiu'e hummed.
"How can it be? How can it be!" the monk smiled and said, "Those people are simply vulgar fans compared to my wife, so I can't stand it!"
Yu Xiu'e glanced at him again. The monk's tall figure just now faded away and said silly: "I was wrong, it's actually quite good-looking."
Yu Xiu'e snorted: "That is, I can't beat Huo's Ministry of War now. When I can beat him that day, I have to go to his house to demolish his place."
The monk was startled: "Wife, don't do anything randomly. Master He said that Huo War is just about to kick the door. It's not that he has insufficient skills, but the time has not come, and he needs an opportunity. Don't say it's you, we are tied together, not enough for him to cut it with one knife. Don't cause trouble."
Yu Xiu'e said angrily: "It's all you are not good at, you have practiced all the time. Now you are only at level 8, which is worse than me. If you are at level 9, wouldn't I be able to hit him?"
The monk smiled bitterly: "My wife, I have worked very hard, but martial arts cultivation still requires talent."
"Is the wild dog talent good?" Yu Xiu'e felt a little embarrassed, "Doctor Shu said, "You are addicted to alcohol and sex in your early years. Your body is deficient and your martial arts cultivation has made your progress slowly. I beg him to prescribe some tonics for you and let your personal soldiers carry them. You will give me the drinks every day in the future."
"Shu Crazy Man, he farted!" The monk jumped up immediately, rolled up his arms, revealing his strong muscles, "I'm not in a loss."
"You still dare to be stubborn!" Yu Xiu'e snorted: "In the past few months in the palace, Xiao Mahou has told me a lot of glorious deeds. Do you dare to say it is fake?"
The monk lowered his head, that dead little boy, turned around and got rid of it hard.
"The wild dog is practiced by His Majesty's kung fu, which is not something that ordinary people can practice. The wild dog is just a two-knives. Look, he is almost practicing himself into a monster now, and he doesn't wear armor when he goes to battle. His body is harder than iron. Whoever becomes his wife in the future will be able to bear it." The monk burst into laughter.
"What kind of kung fu does Your Majesty practice? I heard from Yinggu that although Your Majesty is only at level 9, it is enough to compete with ordinary masters. Isn't it that level 9 is different from a master?" Yu Xiu'e asked curiously: "You have been following Your Majesty, you should be clear."
"I don't know, I'm very domineering anyway. The Wild Dog, a man who became a monk halfway, needs his Majesty to guide him every year or two, otherwise it will turn into a torch burning. Are you powerful?" the monk said.
"No, I see His Majesty taking action, it's so domineering there?"
"That's now. He Rentu also said that His Majesty's magical skills are combined with hardness and softness, and the harmony of yin and yang is the most difficult to deal with. I think it was not like this when he was in the Death Camp. He was quite scary when he started crazy." The monk looked up, looked at the sky and said quietly. "We were really beaten up by him back then."
"You are the only one who deserves a beating!" Yu Xiu'e giggled.
The two were laughing at themselves, and the sound of horse hooves in front of them was heard. A lieutenant came to the horse, "General, Madam, our whistle cavalry has contacted the enemy whistle cavalry, killing three prisoners and two prisoners. This place is only ten miles away from the Yuanbu crossing the river."
"Very good, order the troops to slow down, slow down, walk for five miles, eat and drink while walking, and then the tiger went down the mountain and picked up the dog-good Yuan Pu." said the monk.
"Abide by the order!"
Yu Xiu'e lifted the reins of the horse, and the horse neighed lightly, and jogged forward, "I'll go ahead and take a look."
The monk knew what Yu Xiu'e wanted to do, but at this time he didn't have the courage to stop her, so he could only instruct her with a small intention: "Be careful, be more at ease."
This time Yu Xiu'e nodded with a smile. The spur tapped the horse's belly and left with the sound of the horse's hooves. Looking at Yu Xiu'e's back, the monk sighed: "I'm worried, when will I not be so crazy? It's all a child's fucking."
Yuan Pu received an urgent report. When a Ming army suddenly appeared behind him, he was stunned. He really couldn't understand why this Ming army could appear behind him. He looked at his own troops fighting fiercely in front of him and Panshi Battalion, and had fought for more than an hour, without taking any advantage. Instead, the Panshi Battalion's military formation was slowly advancing forward, getting closer and closer to the river embankment. Looking at the river beach, the troops that had just crossed the river were preparing to fight, and on the other side, about half of the troops were still waiting to cross the river, and there was a lot of people shouting and neighing, and it was in chaos.
Ruijin Camp came again as a powerful general under Qin Feng. Looking at the surging Luo River, Yuan Pu suddenly realized that this army must have quietly crossed the Luoshui in some place, walked around to his rear, and then came to take a look at his own way.
This is another trap, just like the last time he attacked with Jiang Haokun, but the last time he got hit was Jiang Haokun, and this time he became himself.
What’s even more terrifying is that Jiang Haokun had a way out last time, so where can he go this time?
Before he could come up with a countermeasure, there was already a shouting sound on the other side of the shore. A sun and moon flag was waving in the wind under the sun. A team of people were quickly approaching their army on the other side. They were led by a red cloak, a dawn horse, and a big knife in their hands. They were a female general, which was Yu Xiu'e, a famous female general. He once cut Murong Kang into the ground with one sword and two Buddhas into the ground.
The army on the other side suddenly became chaotic. In the midst of chaos, the soldiers climbed up the river bank in a mess and hurriedly formed a team to face the rushing Ming army Ruijin Camp.
Chapter completed!