Chapter 55 I am just a spare tire
(Thanks to Lu Feiming for his reward. Although it only has 100 starting coins, this is the first reward I have received. Although it is only 100 rewards, it is support for the author. It may be inconspicuous to the great masters, but for newcomers, rewards are a sign of recognition of their own writing. I didn’t expect that I could get rewards. It has been almost a month since I got rewards for a month. I don’t know whether it is good or bad, but I will stick to it.) Everyone introduced each other together, and the time passed in everyone’s chat. It was not until the host of the mage party came again in the evening that the nonsense ended. As the leader of the Duffy Empire mage world, Kazart delivered a very international speech.
"Everyone eats and drinks well, don't be polite," then it was finished. Although it was short, it was very insightful, which fully explained our mood at this moment. This was much better than the speeches of those leaders. Then a thunderous applause sounded, and everyone stopped birding him. What should you do, eat and drink. One was a party of high-level mages. Isn't it good to eat? What's more, it's free. Such a party starts at the lowest level of gold coins. Even so, everyone is still very reserved. After all, they are all people with status, and they are all mages, and they bow their heads and don't look up. If the embarrassment of eating is seen by other mages, they will definitely become a laughing stock.
Some of the mages started talking about the glass of red wine, but at this time they were no longer limited to friends they met. Many mages took the initiative to strengthen others. Of course, they were friends of the opposite sex. But as you know, most mages are men, so women are particularly rare. So female mages are all arrogant like a group of swans, and many of them are birds and other mages, or they have a high vision and hope to find a high-level mage to support themselves. Faced with the ideas of these female mages, I can't complain. Haven't you found that high-level mages are all old men? Are we young mages not having potential? Yes, they do have great potential, but they have to wait a hundred and eighty years. Some female mages are women after all, and they are eager for romantic things in their hearts, so they are eaten by toads, and some are robbed by pigs as cabbages. There is only one sad thing, that is, I am not the toad and pig.
Even so, I still have to work hard. Is there something I said? Maybe you won’t succeed if you work hard, but you won’t succeed if you don’t work hard. Maybe you will fail, but at least you can say with a clear conscience that I have worked hard.
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It is a woman who is beautiful, fairy, jade man, Xi Shi, beautiful woman, beauty, beauty, beauty, Shuli, Emei, national color, lady, and beautiful baby... and it is better if it is a noble mage, otherwise it would not be worthy of my identity. I thought of it and then decisively attacked. Of course, the target is a mage with a lower level than me. If I don’t get taken aback, there will be no danger. You must know that most of the high-level female mages have strange tempers, such as good boats, hatchets, broken cucumbers, etc. They like the most.
If this happens, it will be very tragic. I sorted out my mage robe, then took the initiative to go forward. In front of Master Chu who had been alone for 20 years, everything was floating clouds. Even the deep-tailed whale in front of me was unable to stop the divine beast on the grassland next to Marx and Lenin. Not to mention the grass mud horse and chrysanthemums, even the quail pigeon could not stop a young adult male with strong hormones.
Just go, and you will decide it's you. Fel rushed. Remember, maybe you are not the best, but you are definitely the fattest. I silently cheer myself up. Although being fat is not an advantage, I really don't have anything outstanding. No, I have specialties. As for where, it's hard to say. You know, men's specialties, there is no branch or branch.
"Hi, hello, I'm glad to know you," "Well, you're good." It's obvious that my pick-up skills are not very good, but it doesn't matter. I've been influenced by countless pure jokes. Most women like funny and humorous men. We soon became familiar with each other. Then in order to enhance the relationship, I immediately started to tell jokes. As a time traveler, there is no money or knowledge, but jokes and nonsense. Who hasn't heard a few jokes since childhood? Since I want to tell them, I must tell a joke with depth and connotation. It can be a pun, and can express my inner monologue. I will pick one very decisively.
"I'll tell you a funny joke, it will definitely make you happy."
Then he started talking without allowing the other party to refuse, "When it comes to the boyfriend and girlfriend sleeping in the same room, the woman drew a line and said, "The one who crossed the line is a beast." When she woke up, she found that the man really didn't cross the line. The woman slapped the man in the face: "You are not even as good as a beast."
The next day, the man and the woman slept in the same room, and the woman still drew a line warning. The man had the lesson he taught last time and planned to cross the line late at night, but he failed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, "I didn't expect you to be worse than a beast."
"How is it, is it funny or not," the other party smiled reservedly. Just when the joke I told was definitely not that funny, the other party's beauty continued to cover her mouth and laugh, "Wow, it's so funny, where did you hear this joke? This is the funnyest joke I heard, "Damn, it turns out that she has been pretending to be a lady just now. From her laughter, I can tell that she is actually a combination of a strong and arrogant queen.
After the beauty finished laughing, she said to me, "Do you have millions of gold coins?" There is really no this. I only have 800,000 gold coins now, but I have 29 magic cores of level 7 monsters, which are absolutely worth 3 million gold coins. And with the 10-level staff given to me by Teacher Kazart, if sold, the money on my body will be at least tens of millions. But now I really don't. I told the other party truthfully and wanted to tell her that the things on my body are actually much more than one million gold coins, but the other party did not give me a chance to speak, "Then are you a level 6 mage?" This is really not. I just promoted to level 8 mage. After just saying it, no, and I haven't introduced my identity. As a result, the other party asked again, "Did your ancestors be a legendary profession?" This is very likely, but it's not confirmed yet, otherwise I wouldn't have awakened such a powerful symbol of the Demon Eye.
However, as a person who seeks truth from facts, I still told her that she was not sure, "Then are you from a big family?" "This is really not." If it were a big family, would I still go hunting with lowly mercenaries? How could it be? If I were really a member of a big family, I would definitely enjoy the service of the maid comfortably and drink red wine to practice meditation. Obviously, I am not.
"So do you have any relatives and friends with extremely talented people or strong professionals in your family?" "No, I'm the only one left in my family."
"Well, you're not that, either. What do you have to give me a look at? Although it's a pleasant conversation with you and you're also funny, our relationship is just a friend, and it's impossible to go further. Sorry, you're a good person, but I, Lina Inbass, will not look for someone like you."
'You are a good person!!! You are a good person!!!' These two sentences are recalled in my mind. Fuck, I kneel down and was frustrated at the same time. There seemed to be a dark atmosphere around me. It seemed to set off my mood, Lina Inbas added another sentence, "Of course, if you want, you can wait for me for decades. Maybe I haven't found a boyfriend yet, and I might find you as a spare tire at that time."
I have been alone for 20 years and have been sent hundreds of good people cards. Today you actually sent me good people cards and actually sprinkled salt on my wounds. Not only did I also make me a spare tire, it is really unforgivable. Since that's the case, then!! Then.................. Forget it, it's a spare tire at least. Although it may be a polite word, at least I can think about it.
Lina Inbass left after saying that. I muttered to myself in a low voice, 'Although I am not a 6th-level mage, but I am a 8th-level mage. Although I don't own a million gold coins, the things on me add up to tens of millions of gold coins. Although I don't know any strong people and have no support from a large family, my teacher is the leader of the Duffy Empire mage, and I am also a senior executive of the Red Robe Mage Association. But I didn't expect that I could only make a spare tire." Looking from a distance, Lina Inbass's originally calm steps suddenly became unstable, and then walked out of the party place with a pit.
Chapter completed!