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When I got up on October 17, Dema Calendar, I saw Sarco and Master Poppy hanging on the playground. It seemed that they had been hanging all night. So after breakfast, I went to find Boss Gai and asked if I could put these two stupid x down, or get some food for them or wait for them to bury them directly. Boss Gai said you should bury them. I think this is a matter of life. I can't destroy the combat power of the warriors behind us. Besides, I just took my brother and I had to bury them before I could get enough. How frustrated should I be? So I went

Looking for help from Juhuaxin. When Juhuaxin heard this news, she immediately went to the emperor happily and told me: "If you have such a thing in the future, I will tell me immediately. It is really inappropriate for Galen to do this! How can we treat our people's soldiers like this? Isn't this anti-x and anti-people?" I wandered around the city for a while before returning to the camp. Master Poby and Sarco had been put down and were eating now. It seemed that these two stupid x were starved. Boss Gai was summoned to the palace by the emperor and wanted to talk to him about abuse of soldiers. After Boss Gai came back in the afternoon,

Three hanged on the playground. I x, it felt so uncomfortable. I swear I will never offend Kay Kay next time. After all, Kay Kay Kay had just been educated by the emperor to not abuse soldiers, so we were put down before we were hung. Kay Kay Kay had a complicated look at me. After dinner, Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay Kay

. "I know you must say in your heart that I am a stupid x, but as your leader, I must have my prestige in front of others, and Chrysanthemum letter has been eyeing my position. Although you may not be able to see me when I do something, you will understand why I did this." I thought about it, in fact, Boss Gai's words make sense. In this society, there is no absolute stupid x, and all stupid x lives in your heart. Sometimes you think others are stupid x, maybe others think you are even stupid x.

Dema Calendar October 18th, I recently fell in love with a cute girl. I met her while basking in the sun, but I dare not tell her that I like her. Sometimes people are so conflicted. They obviously like but dare not tell each other, afraid of hearing answers that are not what they hope for, but it is not a problem to always be buried in their hearts. I can only try my best to please her and be kind to her. She is in the next door of the female soldiers magic camp, so I often wander around the door of the female soldiers camp these days, and I am often beaten by a pervert who is peeping. Occasionally I can see her and say a few words to her, and I can enjoy it for a day as if I had eaten bee shit. Her name is Morgana. In the afternoon, the emperor came to the military camp to inspect and plan to organize a friendly match with the female soldiers next door. By the way

Select some powerful soldiers to carry out a secret mission. After the emperor returned to the palace, Boss Gai scolded with a shameless face. "We can't lose to the next female barracks. We are the strongest soldiers in Demacia. So we choose the five strongest soldiers to fight with the female barracks. I clicked the five people who came to my camp tomorrow morning to report that we will conduct hell-style devil training." I guess there is me. There are indeed me. In fact, there are only a few people in our barracks. Master Poppy, Sarko, Tarik, Kuch, and I. See what kind of team this is. Two people are abnormal in mind, a dartman with a head, a paralyzed big man, and only me who can still watch it. I think we are kneeling down on the game. But if Morgana goes to fight, how should I face her?

On October 19, Dema Calendar, the Emperor ordered the reduction of military expenditure. Boss Gai was very angry. He didn't understand why the emperor suddenly used such a move. I could guess that Juhuaxin was laughing in her dreams when she slept in the middle of the night. So our group of miserables became Boss Gai's punching bag. So we carried 20 kilograms in the morning and marched for 30 kilometers. It was still raining heavily. Five clay men dragged their tired bodies back to the camp. Who knew that the sentry who had the door ran back to the camp in shock when they saw us, and closed the camp gate. The rest.

Five of us looked at each other. Then Big Brother Gai brought people out. It is said that he got the news that five Brads came to attack our camp at the same time. Big Brother Gai was scared. This stupid. Fortunately, it was a false alarm. The sentry was sent to sweep the toilet, and it just happened to be a master's class. The quality of lunch at noon also decreased. The quality was not very good, but now it is better, and it is not something that people eat. Just take a few bites to make up for it. When I woke up, it was already evening. I felt hungry and put my chest on my back. So

I quickly went to see what dinner was going tonight, and walked around at the restaurant door and left immediately. The smell came out of it the same as the one on Master TM Poppy. I didn't have a few dollars left in my pocket, but there was no big problem with having a meal. By the time the salary was paid next month, I told myself that I couldn't be too extravagant, so I planned to go to the city to eat something to fill my stomach. The rain stopped. Coincidentally, I met her, Morgana. My heart suddenly rose to my throat, so I greeted me, by the way

He said: Eat and drink well. If you turn around, you will flash. Maybe I am born to be afraid of living alone with the girls I like. When I returned to the camp at night, I passed by the camp tent of Guyou, and the smell of wine and meat came to my nose, so I kept a watch at Guyou's door. I smelled the aroma of wine and meat for more than half an hour before I could sleep. No matter how much I reduced it, Guyou's official position would not be hungry, and the suffering person would always be a soldier like me. I remember my father who was far away from home. I haven't been back to see him for a long time since I came out to serve in the army. Let's go back to see my father another day.

On October 20, Dema Calendar, Morgana is said to have fought with a few female soldiers. A group of gay men in our camp organized everyone to watch the fun, and started to look for prey with the mentality of cheating two cute girls from the magic camp. But I think they are like me, all of them are spare tires. The scene of the incident. I found that the girls are not weaker than men when they fight, at least Morgana doesn't. A few female soldiers who don't know how to live or die now seem to be ignorant of life and death. Morgana is not doing it lightly. I even have a premonition that my fate will be the same as these female soldiers during our battle exercises. Later I learned about the cause of the incident.

Morgana has a very bad temper these two days, and the food in the Magic Camp has been getting worse and worse these two days. It happened that these female soldiers were talking and talking, and Morgana just happened to hear gossip about her. So Morgana was not calm, so Morgana was called to talk to her by Lux. The gay guys in our camp felt that there was nothing to watch, so let's just flash. When Mr. Gai talked to everyone in the evening, he said that he was a virgin, which shocked everyone. When Mr. Gai found that everyone was terrified when he saw his expression, he suddenly realized that he should have ambiguity, so he was very shy.

Said: "Hate, actually they are Virgos." To be honest, I was sweating coldly at that time. Boss Gai said that he was actually a very delicate person. He said that he was very good at analyzing the relationships and conflicts between people, and he could resolve conflicts in time. Take why Morgana fought with other female soldiers today. In fact, fighting is normal... Master Poppy asked: "I don't understand why women can fight, why?" "Why? Because of x, life is not harmonious." Boss Gai smiled very ydly. Everyone laughed very much. I silently put Boss Gai's eight in my heart

The ancestors gave x more than 16,000 times. I don’t know if women always have a good friend called aunt? Actually, I think about it, what Boss Gai said makes sense. Why do those female soldiers talk about gossip? It must be because they are bored and have nothing to do in the military camp; why are they doing nothing to do? Because Commander Vayne doesn’t care about things; Why is Commander Vayne doesn’t care about things? Because she is getting angry with Boss Gai; why does she get angry with Boss Gai? Because Boss Gai... So a series of conflicts caused by the discord in x life are caused by Boss Gai's lack of strength... Thinking of this, I feel a lot more comfortable. By the way, I feel sorry for Boss Gai. I deserve it.

On October 21, Dema calendar, the boss of Gai was actually playing a big game of chess. Before dawn, Gai came to the tent to scream. When I saw his obscene eyes, my first reaction was to protect the chrysanthemum first. I was afraid that he would force me to... Gai took two bottles of wine and took me to the nearby hillside without saying a word. Without saying a word, he threw me a bottle of wine, opened another can, and tilted his head to take a sip. I looked at the label and it must have been a good wine from Grass, which was very valuable. "Gai Boss, are you..." Gai continued to drink on his own. This inevitably reminded me of a word: chaotic after drinking

Sex... creepy. Boss Gai said he was just watching the sunrise. x, genius believed. So I didn't speak, and I couldn't calm down before seeing who was going to see. I lost. I kept wondering, early in the morning, you said that you, Boss Gai was not staying with Commander Vayne, and suddenly called me to watch the sunrise. If it were you, would you not be nervous? So I said Boss Gai, if you have any instructions, I said, although I, Galio, are poor and ugly, and not tall, I am the captain of the sentry assigned by you, right? So we two men said straight to the point and said, if you really have any instructions, you can arrange it, and the little Lima will do it for you. Boss Gai saw

I smiled. My chrysanthemum tightened. "There are five days left, you will compete with the Magic Camp..." Boss Gai drank all the liquid in the bottle and looked up and said, "Our battalion is going to merge with the Magic Camp. This game is directly related to the leadership's right to speak after the merger of the two battalions. So, you must win this time!" Boss Gai looked at me with a firm look. He also revealed a hint of despicableness. To be honest, I have no confidence. I said Boss Gai, it is a good thing to merge the two battalions. Besides, isn't the leader of the Magic Camp your dear sister... Boss Gai looked at me as if he was stupid and said, "It's different,

Juhuaxin has been eyeing my position. If we lose this time, he will definitely use this as an excuse to say some nonsense to the emperor. Look at you so stupid, aren’t you afraid of Juhuaxin being your boss and stabbing you with his spear?... Actually, isn’t it the same for anyone to be the boss? The combination of the two battalions is not a bad thing. At least I can see Morgana every day... "Are you willing to be a hero for a second? Or a coward for a lifetime?" Boss Gai's voice sounded behind the back. This sentence immediately ignited the fighting spirit and blood in my heart. So I chose the latter silently... Boss Gai, are you willing to be a hero for a second?

On October 22, Dema Calendar, heroes appeared in the turbulent times, and also silly x. Poppy is the fighter among silly x. Today he offended Geo again. During lunch, he actually said loudly in the restaurant that the breasts of Vayne were not as big as Sona's. Well, although this is a recognized fact, do you want to say that they were so loud and heard by Geo who happened to pass by? So Geo was angry for the beauty. Actually, I think it is not a good thing to talk about people behind the scenes, just like I never said Geo was a silly x, although I always think so in my heart. The emperor was an absolute hero. The competition between the royal family back then

It's very intense. The emperor is the fourth son of the old emperor. The old emperor is very blessed, so he has many sons, and then these sons fight in the nest. As a result, the fourth prince killed the eighth prince, the thirteenth prince, the fourteenth prince and others and then ascended the throne to become the emperor. It is said that it was for a woman of unknown origin. What is a hero? This tm is called a hero! For the sake of a girl who dares to stab her brother! Big Brother Gai also wants to be a hero, so I used Bobby to prove it. But I think he is still a stupid person. It is said that Bobby didn't beat him or scold him when Bobby was taken away by Big Brother Gai, but instead treated Bobby with delicious food and drink.

Master. After eating and drinking, Boss Gai asked him to write something. Oh, Boss Gai asked him to write a sentence: Vayne kissed his breasts smaller than Sona. In fact, I don’t think this is too much punishment. I told Boss Gai, is it a bit too light to punish this stupid x like this? Boss Gai glanced at Boss Gai, who was writing quickly and told me in a low voice: "Do you think he has the strength to masturbate these 100,000 times after he has written these 100,000 times?" At this time, I was in awe of Boss Gai! It’s so cruel! There are all men in the military camp, and there are men who are like wolves and tigers. What punishment can be more painful than making him unable to masturbate.

What's the pain? So, if you want to punish someone, you don't have to beat him or scold him, but you have to suffer the greatest mental trauma! At night, I secretly told Master Poppy's sinister intentions. Unexpectedly, this guy laughed: "Boss Gai is stupid, the one who writes with his right hand, and the one who masturbates with his left hand!"... The promised moral integrity... ended up falling all over the floor... (Today I saw a school in Xi'an allocating the children. The teacher's good children wear red scarves, and the child wears green scarves. It's like being so powerful and cheating. Don't do this thing blindly. How do you know what the children with green scarves will look like in the future? This article suggests a little bit)

There are only two types of people in the world, one is a man and the other is a woman. If you want to classify these two types of people, then one is a bull x and the other is a fool x. The boss Gai came up with a trick: use mutual pk to test the combat effectiveness of the soldiers, and those who win will get a bull x certificate, and those who lose will get a fool x certificate. The boss Gai sets rules, and those who issue a certificate must hang a rope around his neck. Whether it is a bull x or a fool x, you must hang it so that everyone can know. The game is held in different games, and lots are drawn and distributed to the competition opponent. The winner of the lottery draws against the seed player can get the No. 10 bull x to the No. 1 bull x

The big x certificate, but if you lose, it is very likely that you will be the number one stupid x. As the No. 1 seed player, Gai Boss smiled very much. Judging from his appearance, he is determined to win. The lottery result has come out. It seems that I have the potential to be the No. 1 stupid x! This is not a scam! My opponent will be the No. 1 boss! What is this big x! Everyone looks at me like looking at the No. 1 stupid x. The match is played one by one, and the stupid x and the No. 1 x are divided into categories. Poppy is number 3, Sako is number 2. They are both stupid x. They are still the number one stupid x. The No. 1 seed appears.

The applause of the tsunami of mountains and tsunamis. The opponent of the No. 1 seed appeared, and the crowd was also very enthusiastic and shouted to me kindly: No. 1 silly x! No. 1 silly x! I looked at the tall and handsome boss Gai, and suddenly wanted to kneel down for him. I was very negative and continued to hide under the tower and slowly fucked Boss Gai. Boss Gai was afraid of the squad and did not dare to come up and fuck me easily, so our battle was a protracted battle. Time passed quickly. After I was sluggish and procrastinated, Boss Gai's blood was half lost, and I didn't have much blood left. Time was too long, so Boss Gai was a little overwhelmed. He saw that he had an opportunity to quickly resolve the battle, so he took out the opportunity to take advantage of it.
Chapter completed!