1. In high school, once after class, the students rushed to buy lunch boxes. In order to arrive first, a girl took a walk around the shortcut, but the manhole cover in front fell down! After a while, she climbed up the edge of the well, and was very embarrassed. A group of junior high school children walked past her in horror. She was so wise that she crawled and said: Hey! It's really hard to fix...

2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in summer. It was so itchy in class, but I couldn't reach it in and scratch it. I endured it! I couldn't bear it! I stole a box of cooling oil from my deskmate (a girl) during class, and ran to the bathroom after applying it. I regretted it after applying it. That stimulation, DD raised up and said he wouldn't go back! I couldn't stop the clothes in summer, so I had to bend back and move back to the classroom, sit down and press down on the desk and dare not move. The cooling oil smells so great. My deskmate asked sternly: Have you stole my cooling oil? Where have you applied?!——————I'm worse than death!

I just opened the Coke and took a few sips, but it swayed, and it exploded. I used my mouth to block it, and insisted on it, and finally it sprayed out of my nose.

3. One day, a good friend and I got on the bus. The front was full, so we ran to the back. There were two seats left and we sat down. There were two middle school boys in the front row, sitting there. After walking for a stop, a woman in her 20s led a 7 or 8-year-old boy into the bus. (I learned later.

This is her child, :()

There was no seat, so I stood next to the two middle school students. Not long after, the child got into trouble and said his legs hurt.

The middle school student stood up very sensible and gave up his seat to the child.

The young woman said: Let the child do it on your knees.

The middle school student agreed. The child sat on the middle school student's knee.

After a few more stops, a girl came up. She was very beautiful and she was wearing very sexy. She was low-cut and short skirt.

As the bus was driving, the child suddenly shouted at his mother:

"Mom, my brother's little ** is moving around! Just like my father's."

Wander around!

Haha, there was a commotion in the car.

The middle school student was very ashamed. He pulled the classmate and then shouted to the driver:

"Ring the bell!!" (He wanted to shout to open the door, haha)

Then, get off the bus.

4. When I was in high school, I ate two oranges after I woke up at home at noon. After eating the yellow ones on my fingers, I went to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, a classmate said, "Why are you so disgusting? After pulling shit, I wiped my fingers!" I said, "It's not shit, it's because I ate oranges at noon." After that, I instigated my fingers.

It was miserable in two days. The whole school knew that there was a classmate in our school who wiped his butt with his fingers after he fucked. After he fucked, he kept stooling his fingers and said that he smelled orange.

5. One day I was walking on the street with a beautiful friend.

Suddenly a hawker who bought ** came over and said to my good friend.

Hey, sister, come and have a look. A new movie is coming.

My friend is furious...

What, do I know you??

6. When we were having a meal in the hotel, I was anxious during the meal, and the waiter said enthusiastically: There is no bathroom in our hotel, you can go to the public toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them, and when you arrive, you will say that you are 'eating'!

7. One day, a female friend of mine came over and said to me, "I'm depressed, I'm having a bloody fever."

"Hemorrhagic?" I asked.

"It's just that menstrual flow is very high!" answer.

Oh, as a man, I certainly don’t know what a bloody collapse is.

Two flowers bloom, one each.

A few days later, the boss who hadn't raised my salary for several years suddenly raised my salary.

I sat in the office happily holding the payroll and said, "It feels like I haven't had my period for several months, and I suddenly had bloody collapses today."

After saying that, I looked up and saw that everyone in the office staring at me...

8. In my senior year of high school, in chemistry class, the teacher talked about organic chemical polymers and other things. Suddenly the teacher gave an example, drew a "phthalobutton" on the blackboard, and told everyone that this was a "eunuch". Let's press him a "methyl group" and laughed below.

9. In college, I was studying computer science and internship. When the teacher was napping, all living beings frantically fucked CCS when the teacher was napping. Our captain couldn't help but feel excited and quickly established a LAN. The classic Dust2. The captain shouted: I'm cheap (built), I'm cheap (built), don't snatch me. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't snatch you.

10. I handed in a BF when I was in college and had just dated for a while, so I had never been to his dormitory. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him when I opened the door and found that he was in the whole dormitory. Because the people in their dormitory were not very familiar with them, I asked him about where he was going nervously.

But for some reason, he blurted out: "Where is my man?!"

The whole dormitory was silent for 10 seconds, and I rushed out.

11. It’s really embarrassing to say that! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the mall together. We visited for a long time. Later, we walked to a counter selling sports shoes. My mother asked me to try a pair of shoes. I was so tired at that time that I didn’t even feel very clear about my consciousness.~~~~ Maybe it was because I tried too many pants before, but I started to untie my belt without saying a word, and then I naturally wanted to pull the trouser door. Oh my god, my mother, call me, hey, what are you doing!!??

Then I turned the scent! The salesperson who sold shoes was stunned when he looked at me. I was so...ah! My face was as hot as a roast pig! It was so embarrassing!

The first time I had when I was 12.13 years old (menstrual period) I was embarrassed to buy sanitary napkins myself, so I wanted my mother to buy them for me.

But... I feel that it is a very shy thing to tell my mother, so I finally called her to stammer for a long time

Finally, I mustered up the courage to say to my mother: Mom, I'm pregnant (actually, I'm going to say, "Mom, I'm doing it." I was so nervous...) What did my mother say to me with wide eyes? Ah?? My face turned red with a flash... I'm so depressed

13. When I was having lunch with my friend near the school, he ordered a bowl of wax noodles, and another friend was drinking coke. Then someone told a joke. The person who drank coke laughed and the coke dripped out of his nose. The friend laughed at others' embarrassingly, but who knew a wide noodles were spraying out of his nostrils!

After graduating from university, I can't help but laugh every time I see him

14. Once, I bought something outside the store outside the station

Suddenly a man rushed over

Scream in a hurry

Comrade will wrap sanitary napkins for me

Both the salesperson and I were stunned

Then I thought about it nothing

Maybe it was bought for his wife`

The salesperson immediately handed him a pack of daily sanitary napkins

He was so anxious that he said it wasn't this.

I don't want this

I want the sanitary napkin for men

Both the salesperson and I were broken...

15. During the holiday, I went to my classmate’s school to play. She was a woman. She accompanied me to the school and passed by a toilet. She said I would go to the bathroom. Then I said I wanted to go there too. So I turned around and walked towards the men’s bathroom. Suddenly, she called me and took out a pack of tissues from her bag, saying, "There is no paper inside, have you brought it?" After that, she stuffed the paper into my hand...

Then we looked at each other and looked at each other... She seemed to suddenly react, her face turned red, and she said, "You just use it to wipe your hands..."

I kept muttering in my heart: Don't you know if a boy can just shake it a few times...

16. There is a fool near the unit. He seems to have done some surgery to break his brain, so there is a problem with his nerves and brain. Every day, this person always chases people, no matter what they know or don’t know, and asks: Yes? Yes? Yes?

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Just these two words, I caught a man and asked him n times. Once I met him at the door of the unit after get off work. I was in a hurry to do something. He came over and I saw him as if he wanted to talk to me.

I quickly said: Yes, yes.

Yes, ．

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As a result, the fool only said two words.

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Stupid x.

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I almost fainted

17. Things happened in junior high school... Two classmates (deskmates) somehow started to curse each other, one scolded the other and said, "My deskmate is an NB!" The other person was anxious and scolded him back: "Your deskmate is an NB!" The rest of us were hilarious...

18. When taking Chinese class, the text talks about environmental hazards, what is leaked and what is serious pollution is ```

Speaking of the emotions, the 40-year-old Chinese aunt angrily patted the stage and said loudly: "You humans! You don't know how to protect the environment!!"

Petrochemical class

19. When I was in college, I would have to queue up to buy train tickets before the winter vacation next year. One year when I was queuing, I suddenly felt someone stabbed me behind me. Looking back, it was a classmate behind me who handed me a note. I opened it and saw that it said, "I am a girl in a red sweater about 20 meters behind..." I looked back carefully and found her. Her face was flushed and cute. It was the type I like. Her eyes were expectant and shy, and she thought to herself, "Hey, is my handsomeness alarming the Ministry of Railways, and the beauties came here to see it." So I hurriedly looked at the contents of the note "I have extra sleeper berths in Hangzhou. If anyone wants to buy it, please continue to hand over the note..."

20. When a person passed by the grave at night, he saw the fire and thought it was a ghost fire. So he threw a brick and moved the fire to another grave. The man still had a brick, so he heard, "****, you can't even pick up shit, but you're two bricks in the time of smoking?"

21. A new clerk was memorizing the formula for doing everything. An old lady bought a bottle of soy sauce. The clerk said: "Carry you xx yuan and find you xx yuan. Do you need straws? The old lady fainted immediately...

22. Once after school, my deskmate asked me to have dinner with her. Before leaving, she kindly reminded me to "go to the toilet".

I might have just thought about eating, and blurted out, "I'm not hungry"...
Chapter completed!