Chapter Thirty A Sad Joke
When Li Ba snatched the wine bottle from Zhou Yan's hand, she had already drunk most of the pesticides inside.
Pesticides are highly toxic chemicals, with orders in the apocalyptic times and poor medical conditions. After drinking so many pesticides, Zhou Yan could almost be sentenced to death.
"You are crazy... spit it out for me, spit it out soon!"
Li Ba grabbed Zhou Yan, pressed her knees against her chest, slapped her back with her left hand, and pressed her index finger directly into her throat with her right index finger, artificially inducing vomiting. Only in this way can the damage caused by the toxic pesticides to Zhou Yan be reduced.
He was also said that his trick worked very well.
"Wow" a few sips, the wine mixed with pungent pesticides were spit out. Zhou Yan gasped and raised her head. Seeing Li Ba's anxious face, she chuckled softly: "It's useless, I have put three packs of ** in the pesticides... Fatty, I'm sorry, I even mortgaged your villa. I'll owe you what I can only do for the next life..."
Before she finished speaking, she covered her lower abdomen with her hands, and her face became extremely painful. Obviously, the poison had occurred.
The pesticides were not enough, and three additional packs of ** were added. This shows that Zhou Yan's intention to die was decided.
"You don't pay back the food coupons you owe me. It's not that easy to die... Without my permission, don't think about dying!"
Li Ba yelled and started to induce vomiting for Zhou Yan again. As a result, Zhou Yan closed her mouth tightly, her expression was painful, and blood was already oozing out of her nose and ears.
When two highly toxic chemicals are mixed, the poison is added to the poison. At this moment, there is no possibility of survival.
Send to the hospital!
The medical facilities in the city are too poor, and people can't save them even if they are sent. What's more, with Zhou Yan's current situation, she may be killed by poisoning halfway.
Li Ba was so anxious that he grabbed his head. Suddenly, a light of inspiration in his mind moved, and his left hand flipped, and a bottle of space spiritual spring appeared.
Space Spirit Spring has the magical effect of healing wounds, and perhaps it can also detoxify.
Li Ba pinched Zhou Yan's mouth and immediately poured a bottle of spiritual spring. Zhou Yan was determined to die. Seeing Li Ba's anxious face, she sighed softly, closed her eyes and followed his mercy.
He poured seven or eight bottles of spiritual springs in a row, and Li Ba stopped until Zhou Yan couldn't drink it and the water came out of his throat.
"Yanyan, do you feel better?" he asked carefully.
At this moment, the painful expression on Zhou Yan's face disappeared. After drinking Lingquan, the pain like a slash in her lower abdomen began to weaken until she finally felt no discomfort.
"Is the medicine fake?"
Of course she would not think that just by drinking a few bottles of water from Li Ba, she could detoxify. The problem must be... pesticides and ** are both fake.
Zhou Yan's face was pale and smiled sadly: "Fatty, you can save me once, but you can't save me the second time, the third time... Forget it, don't worry about me, okay?" Her heart was ashamed. Although she escaped from the disaster, she still had no thoughts.
Li Ba silently held her into his arms. After a long time, he said softly: "I have a joke. If you still want to die after hearing it, I won't stop you."
"You said." Zhou Yan leaned on his broad shoulders, with a hint of curiosity on her face.
"A long time ago, there was a child who was born prematurely and was only 2 pounds and 7 ounces, like a bigger rat. His parents thought they couldn't raise him, so they threw him into the trash can and were rescued by kind-hearted people to the hospital... and their lives were saved. The child was sent to an orphanage after a full month in the hospital."
Li Ba said slowly, "He grew up in an orphanage, perhaps because of premature birth. He was thin and weak when he was young, and was ridiculed and bullied by his friends... Every time he was beaten, he could only hide in the corner and cry quietly, and unknowingly developed an introverted and timid personality. After he grew up, he gradually became sensible. The child vowed to leave the orphanage and never be bullied by anyone again. He began to study hard day and night. Only in this way can he leave this place that brought him painful memories and have a bright future."
At this point, Li Ba stopped, as if he remembered something unbearable to look back on, and his fat face kept twitching.
"What happened later?" Zhou Yan was so enchanted that she blurted out and asked.
"Later, he finally succeeded. He was admitted to Huaxia Agricultural University with excellent grades. At that time, he became a big guy, tall and handsome, with good grades, and became a famous school grass at Agricultural University. Many girls liked him... And he also met the girl he loved the most in his life. When the other party agreed to be his girlfriend, he felt that the whole world was bright and he shouted happily."
Zhou Yan listened silently and looked at Li Ba's round face, vaguely showing a bit of handsomeness. She knew that Li Ba was telling her story.
"Later?" she asked softly, because she knew that the story was far from over.
"Later, a date... in the park, at night, he and his girlfriend met a group of gangsters."
A trace of pain flashed across Li Ba's face, "The group of gangsters had a bad idea when they saw his girlfriend being beautiful. Several guys pulled his girlfriend and dragged it into the woods... He wanted to stop it, but unexpectedly, when a gangster took out a dagger and waved it a few times in front of him. The long-standing nightmare all emerged. He seemed to be back when he was a child, and was punched and kicked by several strong boys..."
"At that moment, he was so scared that he pissed his pants, watching his girlfriend being dragged into the woods, and he didn't even dare to shout for help!"
Speaking of this, Li Ba asked Zhou Yan, "You said, is this kid ridiculous? Is it hateful?" He laughed loudly, laughing freely, but tears were already shining with tears in the corners of his eyes.
Zhou Yan was silent for a while and asked again: "What's next?"
"The girl is very lucky. It's not because of her boyfriend, but because of a passerby who discovered it and rescued him in time." Li Ba said with a smile, and tears could no longer stop flowing. "When the girl saw her boyfriend again, her face was full of disappointment, anger, and heartbroken... She walked up and slapped the boy in the face, screaming, "You coward! Coward! I don't want to look at you again in my life!"
"The boy will never forget her eyes before leaving, and he will never forget it..." Li Ba leaned on the sofa as if he had lost all his strength, and murmured: "After that time, the girl left and the whole family moved to the north... The boy was full of self-blame. He was sad, uncomfortable, desperate, and hated why he didn't have the courage to lend a helping hand when the person he loved the most suffered... After graduation, he entered society, began to fall, and began to eat and drink wildly. He wanted to eat himself into the most powerful person in the world, so that he could hide the cowardice and timidity in his heart."
Speaking of this, the whole story ended. Li Ba turned his head and said to Zhou Yan with a smile: "Eating fat can bring self-esteem, courage, Yanyan, are you laughing at this little boy?" As he said that, he was already full of tears.
"The little boy is a good person. He wants to save his girlfriend, but he just can't overcome the hurdle in his heart."
Zhou Yan stretched out her hand and gently wiped away the tears from Li Ba’s face. Her movements were extremely gentle, "Fatty, you are also a good person... I believe that fearless people are not afraid. One day you will overcome the hurdle in your heart and become a man who stands tall and upright!"
At this moment, Li Ba could no longer help, lying in Zhou Yan's arms, crying so sadly and adorable.
Zhou Yan comforted him, enlightened him, and did her best to give this big boy who looked strong on the outside and was extremely fragile on the inside.
The gentle music is still melodiously, like the little hand of a lover, soothing all sadness.
Two sad people comfort each other, talk to each other, and heal their wounds. Their hearts were brought closer without realizing it.
The next morning.
When Zhou Yan opened her eyes in a daze, she found herself lying on the sofa and slept all night. Recalling last night, her eyes began to search, but Li Ba was no longer visible.
On the coffee table, there was a note. She picked it up and saw a line of big words written on it: "From today, you are my woman. Even if there is something big, I will take care of you!"
The lines are full of confidence and domineering.
A sweet smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Yan's mouth, "Fatty, I hope you can really stand up this time, like a man, and support the sky..."
PS: Chapter 2, please continue to ask for collection recommendations...
Chapter completed!