Chapter 362 Rabbit is angry
"This dead rabbit has really become a spirit!" Zhou Ze saw that he was seen through by the other party, and looked at the dead rabbit, and saw that he had drunk most of the ten jars of wine.
"Hey! I'll give me a few pieces of roasted meat in your hand!" The white rabbit looked like an old man, lying there holding its rabbit legs and shouting at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze ignored the rabbit and tore off a piece of demon venison meat and took out a jar of wine to eat and drink.
But Zhou Ze didn't give it to him. The rabbit was extremely fast, and rolled up the monster venison like a wind and clouds, and then grabbed it with the rabbit's feet and stuffed it into its mouth.
Zhou Ze couldn't help but curse when he saw this scene: "Damn! Is this still a rabbit? Shouldn't rabbits eat radishes? When did the rabbits start eating meat too!"
"I said, I'm not a rabbit!" The white rabbit glared at Zhou Ze angrily, bit off a piece of meat, picked out the bones, and vomited at Zhou Ze. It was obvious that he hated the name rabbit.
"Damn! You dead rabbit is still so good! You dare to spit bones at me!" Zhou Ze couldn't help but riot, and his figure suddenly rioted and grabbed the rabbit.
But as he expected, when he failed to catch it, the rabbit didn't know where to go. Just as Zhou Ze was surprised at the speed of the rabbit, he only heard a "pah".
Then Zhou Ze saw a bite of rabbit saliva sprayed, and it sprayed on his face without any surprise. Zhou Ze was stunned and wiped his face with his hands, with rabbit saliva on his face. However, the saliva actually had a fragrant smell.
"This smells very good!" Zhou Ze couldn't help but mutter.
But soon Zhou Ze was ashamed of his thoughts. What were he thinking? He actually liked to smell rabbit's saliva. Damn, when did he taste so heavy? Damn, this is definitely not himself.
Zhou Ze wiped his face a few hard, wiped off all his saliva, and tried hard to eliminate the thought that the fragrance smelled so good.
"You dead rabbit, I will peel you off now!" Zhou Ze drove Xiaoyaoxing and grabbed the rabbit, but the rabbit dodged too quickly and Zhou Ze could not catch it at all.
"Save some effort, just like you, can you catch me?" As the rabbit spoke, he sprayed his saliva twice and fell on Zhou Ze's face. When Zhou Ze wiped it, he couldn't help but put it on his nose and smelled it.
But soon Zhou Ze slapped his hand hard. Damn, he really got my brain sucked, and he couldn't control his hand and actually smelled its saliva. However, the saliva of this rabbit was really fragrant.
"A dead rabbit, I don't believe I can't catch you. Rabbit meat is the most delicious!" Zhou Ze gritted his teeth, feeling that he must find the venue.
"Save it! Bah!" The rabbit spit out and fell on Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze felt that he had no shame to see people, and he was sprayed with saliva from a rabbit. After this, there was still that woman willing to get close to him? This was simply throwing her face away.
The most embarrassing thing is that the rabbit's saliva made his nose twitch and couldn't help but smell its fragrance.
"It's over! This time I really have no face to talk to others. I didn't count the rabbit's saliva spray, but I even liked the smell of his saliva." Zhou Ze wanted to cry. When did his taste become so severe? Is this disease curable?
After chasing the rabbit for a while, Zhou Ze finally gave up. The rabbit was too fast and he couldn't catch the other party at all.
"I still want to make the decision of this king, you are too weak!" The rabbit looked at Zhou Ze mockingly.
Zhou Ze felt his face burning. Damn, he was actually ridiculed by a rabbit. How could he look up and be a human being?
Seeing that Zhou Ze stopped chasing him, the rabbit gnawed at the demon venison meat and drank in big mouthfuls and said, "Hey! Do you have the source of heaven and earth?"
"What if you have it? What if you don't have it?" Zhou Ze said to the rabbit.
"I will continue to spit your saliva on your face!" Baitu said indifferently, regardless of Zhou Ze's look of trying to peel him.
"If so!" Baitu raised her head, raised her head proudly, looked at Zhou Ze and said, "I will treat you as a personal person in the future!"
"..." Zhou Ze gritted his teeth with hatred. This rabbit is so hateful. What does it mean to treat himself as a person? It is going to be a big deal. It is simply unforgivable if he doesn't find a chance to deal with it.
"Hey! Do you have any?" The rabbit stared at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze thought about it and vibrated the bones. A trace of the heaven and earth source energy stored by the bones instantly revealed, and it was rolled on Zhou Ze's wrist. After seeing it, the rabbit's eyes straightened.
"Okay, okay!" The rabbit jumped three feet high in excitement, stared at Zhou Ze and said, "Brother, we will be good brothers in the future!"
Seeing that the rabbit changed his face so quickly, Zhou Ze rolled his eyes. He suddenly laughed, and then he changed his palms and a crystal of heaven and earth appeared in the palm of his hand.
When the rabbit saw the Tiandi Source Crystal at this moment, its white rabbit face suddenly turned red with excitement.
"Brother! You will be my brother from now on!" The rabbit jumped to Zhou Ze with a thud, hugged Zhou Ze's thighs, and stared at the Yuan Jing in Zhou Ze's hand with his eyes.
Seeing that the rabbit was coming to hug his legs without knowing how to do, Zhou Ze was overjoyed and grabbed the rabbit directly. Then he thrust his other hand directly, thinking that the dead rabbit would dare to spit his saliva on his face, and he would suck him well this time.
But Zhou Ze slapped the rabbit on the body. Although he slapped it, his touch was soft and he didn't look like a slap in the rabbit.
Looking at the rabbit, he saw that the rabbit didn't care about his slap. It looked at Yuan Jing in Zhou Ze's hand with eyes wide open and said, "Brother! Are you satisfied with the fight? If you are not satisfied, you can beat him again!"
After saying that, the rabbit actually turned its back to Zhou Ze, raised its rabbit's butt and delivered it to Zhou Ze to beat him.
"Damn!" Zhou Ze looked at the rabbit's butt, and the idea of sucking hard was gone in an instant. Damn, you are not a beauty butt, so you are not interested at all, okay?
Seeing that Zhou Ze had no intention of continuing to suck it, the rabbit looked at Zhou Ze with a shy face and said, "Brother! How are you happy? I promise not to fight back if you beat him or scold him!"
Seeing this sperm rabbit, Zhou Ze took a deep breath, thinking of the screams of the Void God Realm that he could definitely hit just now. But this rabbit didn't care at all. This guy's flesh is so thick?
This rabbit is so weird, and why is he so shameless about asking Yuan Jing?
"What do you want Yuan Jing to do?" Zhou Ze asked the rabbit.
"Brother! Dear brother, are you going to give it to me?" The rabbit held Zhou Ze's hand and shook it hard, as if he was acting coquettish.
Zhou Ze felt goosebumps all over his body, so he quickly threw the dead rabbit away. Damn, when will the rabbit do this trick? Isn't this a patent that only beauties can use?
The rabbit was thrown away by Zhou Ze, and his rabbit eyes showed a resentful look: "Brother..."
"Stop!" Zhou Ze shouted quickly, "Damn, I am not your brother. What should I do if I am dead after being misunderstood by others?"
"I said I am not a rabbit!" The rabbit roared, but looked at Yuan Jing in Zhou Ze's hand and immediately said with a shy face, "But as long as you are happy, you can be whatever you call me, rabbit is just a rabbit, which... can Yuan Jing give me?"
"You think it's pretty!" Zhou Ze suddenly laughed, "No way!"
"No, brother, this thing is of great use to me!" The rabbit was about to cry anxiously.
Seeing the rabbit like this, Zhou Ze smiled even more happily: "It is actually not impossible to give it to you. If you are obedient, if I am happy, I might give you Yuanjing!"
"Be obedient!" The rabbit quickly promised.
"What's your name?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Ying Kongkong, but I like to hear others call me Yingwang!" The rabbit replied helplessly.
"Say? Where are you from?" Zhou Ze stared at the rabbit.
"Did you tell me about Yuan Jing?" The rabbit stared at Zhou Ze.
"It may not be true if you say it, but if you don't say it, there is absolutely nothing!"
This sentence made the rabbit suddenly look like an eggplant beaten by frost, pointing to the colorful mountain and saying, "Of course we came out of that."
"Why can't I go in?" Zhou Ze asked curiously.
"You are a human being, and you are not infected with its aura, so it is impossible to enter." The rabbit rolled his eyes and said, "What's more, what are you going in? No one who entered can come out alive."
"Do you think I will believe you?" Zhou Ze rolled his eyes and said.
"If you hadn't had the source energy of heaven and earth that I needed the most, I wouldn't have bothered to remind you." The rabbit muttered, but when Zhou Ze looked at it, it immediately said, "How could I lie to you, brother? Brother, can that source crystal be given to me?"
"What is the use of Yuan Jing to you?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I want to eat it!" said the rabbit very directly.
"Eat?" Zhou Ze's mouth twitched slightly. This small source crystal could not bear a treasure. If it was eaten, wouldn't it be crushed to death?
"Of course, this source crystal is of great use to me. With a small source crystal, I can evolve the Taoist pattern and be a little closer to the path of the sage!"
Zhou Ze's mouth twitched when he heard this. The dead rabbit was still arrogant. He was a sage who kept talking. What did he think he was?
"Brother! Give me Yuanjing a quick look!" The rabbit pleasing to Zhou Ze.
"Let's talk about it next time!" Zhou Ze put away Yuan Jing, then looked at the rabbit and said, "I'll tell you when you are willing to tell the truth in the future."
"I'm telling the truth!" The rabbit wanted to cry.
"Do you think I believe it?" Zhou Ze looked at the rabbit.
The rabbit looked at Zhou Ze for a long time before shook his head and said, "You don't believe it!"
"I know, and I ask me!"
"Brother, but what I told the truth!" The rabbit tried hard to prove himself.
"The source crystal is so precious. I am just a small one, and I still have a refining weapon. How can I easily give it to people... No, I'm sending a beast, but it's still a rabbit! I can't afford to lose this person!" Zhou Ze said seriously.
"I said, I'm not a rabbit!" The white rabbit was so angry that he gritted his teeth and glared at Zhou Ze.
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Chapter completed!