Chapter 702
Although there was a problem with the red thread boy, Li Ke still called a large number of magpies to help. In an instant, the entire Huashan Mountain was boiling, and countless magpies swarmed in, and they all landed on the top of the mountain where Li Ke's soul was.
Li Ke looked at the large group of magpies and couldn't help but fall into thinking.
Magpies let other birds hatch their eggs. They can be called traitors among birds! They are the most irresponsible thing for their offspring, but as a representative of love...
So looking at these magpies, Li Ke asked.
"Well, let me ask first, do you let other birds raise your children?"
The magpies looked at each other, then shook their heads, and then a very stylish bird came over and spoke in a melancholy bass.
"Of course not, saint. Since we have become members of the subordinate organizations of the heaven, we don't have to do some harmful things. Moreover, the salary and salary you gave us are enough to support our family, so we will no longer give our children to others. But
, Well, this thing is just natural, so it’s not very good to carry it.”
Magpie spoke with some embarrassment, and the red-lined boy on the side also spoke at the right time next to Li Ke.
"Sometimes they are busy dating and forget about their children, so the magpies that can survive successfully are good at survival in the wild and housework, and some even have strong hands-on skills?"
"Manual ability?"
"It means he can fight very well."
"How capable is it of fighting?"
"Your current senior brother Chunyang, your chief disciple, cannot survive three rounds in front of the magpie's youngest son in front of you."
I understand, those who cultivate immortality and those who practice martial arts.
"Then, let's start today's work."
Li Ke spoke. He looked at the ball of thread in his hand. He couldn't start working on such a small roll.
But the magpies just looked at him, motionless.
At this time, the red line boy spoke again.
"Working meal, ahem, working meal."
Li Ke: “…………”
He finally understands why modern youth have no fucking love. The environment is one of the reasons. The key is, in this situation where no one worships Yue Lao, how can he raise magpies?! And raise such a big one?
A group of magpies come to collect love as red threads for people?!
So Li Ke coughed lightly, glanced at his mall, and asked.
"Do you have any taboos?"
"As long as it's cooked, it's best if it's not a bug."
The bass magpie answered very humbly.
Li Ke silently withdrew his hand from buying mealworms and mealworm feed, and bought instant noodles and bread.
It's okay. As the prince's son, his salary is relatively large and he can still afford it.
After eating, the magpies quickly flew to various places to find love, and Li Ke also started his work——
"Are you sure?"
Li Ke looked at the ladies in front of him and the beggar beside him, and couldn't help but scratch his head.
It's not that he looks down on the beggar, it's just that he's afraid that once the marriage line goes up, the beggar's family will be killed by the lady's family.
But the red thread boy showed his hands.
"That's what the brochure says. This is God's plan to arrange an example to encourage down-and-out people not to give up hope and achieve success, so I'm worried about it."
"This is really..."
Li Ke looked at the beggar speechlessly, sighed, and then took out his life and death book and marriage book, and compared them. But soon he found that the information in the life and death book was also in the marriage book, so he read the marriage book.
.
"Well, as long as the life of two people ends in one day without any twists and turns, and they were a couple who couldn't get enough in their last life, they made an agreement on the Sansheng Stone... And although this man is a beggar, after meeting the lady once, he will be worried about the lack of tea.
He delayed his trip because he didn't want to eat, thinking that he was a beggar, so he gave up on himself to save people, and then rescued a wealthy businessman. Later, the wealthy businessman would sponsor him to rush for the exam. In the exam hall, he met a friend of his father's generation, and then he successfully passed the exam and became an official, and just happened to be
What is being tried is the case of this lady’s family..."
Li Ke tilted his head, what the hell... How can other beggars have such luck? Not to mention that this man is a typical second-generation official, but his family has fallen into poverty. He has read poetry and books since he was a child, and even more so.
Met a distinguished person in the examination room.
"...Is this really inspirational?"
"Cause of the times, reasons of the times."
The red-lined boy shrugged.
Li Ke had no choice but to start his own work.
But fortunately, the work was relatively easy at the beginning. After ending some marriages arranged by God, Li Ke came to Yuelao Temple to listen to prayers.
After all, if you don’t know the requirements, how can you better serve everyone?
but--
"Yue Lao, Yue Lao, please give me a husband who looks like Pan An Song Yu and is rich and powerful!"
A "big lady" who weighed about three hundred pounds knelt down in front of Li Ke and kept praying.
"Yue Lao, Yue Lao, please give me a wife as beautiful and short-lived as Xi Tzu! It's best if the dowry is extremely generous, and it's best if you have one every year..."
This is a person who does not think about progress all day long, but only thinks about good things.
"Yue Lao, Yue Lao, please allow me to marry an official lady from Chang'an."
This is a soldier on guard duty at Yanmen Pass.
"Yue Lao, Yue Lao, please let me and Brother A Niu be together forever... By the way, let his wife marry a beggar together..."
"Yue Lao, Yue Lao, please allow me to sleep with the woman on the next street. Although I have only seen her once, I definitely love her sincerely!"
Li Ke: “…………”
Li Ke felt numb after hearing this.
On the other hand, he took out a cigarette from nowhere and lit it for himself. Then he looked like he had seen through the world. Now he was just watching Li Ke's jokes. He had the attitude of someone who had been through it.
"Humans are really sincere about love, aren't they?"
I don't know if his words were mocking or joking, but Li Ke just felt that this was the beginning of the disaster.
This is indeed the case. After listening to today’s prayers from believers, Li Ke began to pull the red line, and then——
He felt like he was going to go to the eighteenth level of hell.
But the red line boy is very open-minded.
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, Yue Lao doesn't have to be responsible. You can do whatever you want. Anyway, I won't be the one working in the future."
Li Ke: “…………”
After a day's work, Li Ke felt that all his thoughts were filled with the filial piety of his parents, and this job made him completely disappointed in his marriage and love.
"No wonder Yue Lao doesn't have a wife in the myth... If you see this too much, it will make people disappointed in love."
But just when his soul returned to his body, his other nephew came to see him.
"Uncle Master, this is the Lingshen Powder specially sent by Master to help you replenish your Qi and blood. I also heard that you like dolls very much, so I bought one for you too. See how happy you are!"
Li Ke, who had actually worked 246 hours today, suddenly sat up from the bed, and then saw his nephew named Shangguan Boyu bringing a new pair of dolls to him.
God of Wealth's doll.
Li Ke: “…………”
Li Ke covered his face in pain, while Shangguan Boyu looked at Li Ke curiously, wondering what happened to his junior uncle.
"Uncle Master, do you think the medicine is bitter and don't you like taking it?"
He asked curiously, but Li Ke just responded to him with blank eyes.
"No, I just found out that it's true that days are like years..."
Chapter completed!