Chapter 144: Get a haircut first
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‘Department of Comprehensive Management of Environmental Resources and Humanities and Economic Sustainable Development’, referred to as ‘Department of Environmental Management’.
The director of the "Environmental Management Department" looks like a chubby, middle-aged man with soft flesh all over his body. He smiles all day long, his eyes are narrowed into a line, and he walks with a swaying step.
Everyone in the department said that their minister was kind and easy to get along with.
…
After Lian Ze arrived at the headquarters of the 'Ministry of Environmental Management', he went straight to the minister's office.
Snap!
——Don’t knock, just push the door open and enter.
When the door opened, a bloated fat man was seen carrying an unknown tea tree potted plant and stuffing the potted plant into a large cabinet against the wall.
This fat man is ‘Minister Mei’, the director of the ‘Ministry of Environmental Management’.
"..."
Minister Mei ignored the movement of the door and continued what he was doing.
When Minister Lian Zelian saw this scene, his face suddenly beamed with joy. He quickly stepped forward and grabbed the trunk of the tea tree.
He smiled maliciously and said: "Minister Mei, what's wrong? Are you planning to grow a tree in a cabinet that is not exposed to light?"
Minister Mei's whole body was slow and leisurely. Even if he was so anxious that he was about to get angry, the movements of his hands and the voice of his words were only slow and slow: "Minister Lian, you are fine. This tree... it is in a confined space.
It’s growing better.”
"That's really weird. The book says that green plants like sunshine and freedom. Why does this one like to be autistic?"
"Oh, please let me go first and let me explain in detail."
"No, no, no, I'm also an expert on plants." As he said that, Lian Ze picked up the leaves of the tea tree with his other hand.
When Minister Mei saw it, the word 'meatache' was almost written on his face, "Master, please be gentle, don't pick it, don't pick it. If you pick this leaf, it's just like pulling out the hair on a person's leg. It hurts a lot."
.”
"If I don't pull it out, you won't give it to me."
"Everyone has a love for beauty, and I also want to have a tree with lush leaves."
"Haha~ You are a small tea tree with no partner or concubine. Why do you need so many leaves?"
"This leaf is like a hairstyle. Only with a hairstyle can you find a partner."
"Are you still looking for this? I'll introduce you to a few."
"No, no, no bugs, no."
"..."
While he was talking, Lian Ze had picked thirteen tea leaves. He stopped his hand and pretended to be angry: "Hey, why are you so ignorant? I kindly introduce you to the beautiful and lovely Chong sister, you fat man
You still don’t appreciate it? It’s really a waste of my good intentions.”
Minister Mei is the god of vegetation (tree god). He would rather drink herbicide than date Sister Chong.
Looking at the tea tree potted plant with all its big leaves removed, he felt like crying: "The hairstyle I finally managed to have is now bald again."
Lian Ze put the tea leaves into his pocket and pointed at the young leaves on the tea tree, "There are still a bunch of roots here. You can look forward to the future, so don't be sad."
"When you say this, I feel even more sad."
"..."
…
That pot of tea tree is one of the avatars of the 'God of Plants and Trees', Minister Mei. The leaves only grow a little bit in a few months, and there are only a few leaves. A 'barber' pops up here, and a 'barber' comes over there.
I cut with the scissors. Oh well, the big leaves have grown in vain again.
——Lianze is not the only one who picks his leaves.
Ugly is ugly.
Minister Mei, who accepted the current situation, put the tea tree potted plant into the cabinet, and then asked: "Master, I have heard what Yu Dahuo said about the matter. What the sea god did in Guiyu City violated the rules set by Wang Liao and others.
The rules, next, will you take action? Or let them take action?"
Lian Ze said righteously: "As the minister of the YM Department, it is my unshirkable responsibility to arrest the murderer!"
When Minister Mei saw this, not only did he not think it was funny, but he also felt a headache and frightened: "Uh... then... the little god wishes you good luck in martial arts and good luck."
"..."
Many of the gods in the divine world today lack fighting experience.
And those who have combat experience may not necessarily have experience in ‘killing gods’.
Therefore, when ordinary gods fight, it is easy to determine victory or defeat, but difficult to determine life and death.
The man-god takes action, at most he can drive the sea god out of Mandarin Fish City, but the cockroach general who has 'killed countless gods' takes action... if it's harsher, it means death or injury, if it's worse, it's sealed and imprisoned, if it's weird... it's not ordinary.
God can imagine it.
Minister Mei is a god of vegetation who has never killed or even harmed other gods. When he thinks that a sea god may die here, he will inevitably hurt other gods and feel sad.
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Woo~woo~woo~
——Siren sound.
After Lian Ze got the "seizure order", he asked Yu Dahuo to find more than a dozen people from his brother department to support him.
Five cars cleared the way with sirens and headed straight for Pingyan Lake.
After arriving at Pingyan Lake.
The seizure officers showed proof, then controlled the people on site and forcibly stopped all running machines.
For those who were uncooperative, Lian Ze took the lead and demonstrated to everyone, "Why is the YM department called the violent department?"
"I say it again! Turn off this machine! Lose a hundred thousand in one turn? What does it have to do with me?!"
"There's something wrong with your fish. If there's no problem, I'll ban you? Someone, kill all these weird fish you caught!"
"Open the door! 'ym department" sends warmth! It won't open, right? You, you, you, open a hole in the wall for him.
"..."
——I have to say that Lian Ze’s face during the violent seizure would really make some people hate him if it were shown on TV.
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A few hours ago, the 'Eternal Night Creature' also learned about the 'fish meat problem' through secret channels.
Chen D immediately summoned relevant personnel to hold a meeting to discuss emergency treatment plans.
However, before the plan was discussed, the people who seized it came first.
When Chen D learned that the leader was Lian Ze, he was so angry that he smashed half of the conference table with his palm.
In front of other senior executives, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's that guy named Lian again! Where have we done anything to feel sorry for him?! He has been causing trouble for us again and again. What on earth does he want to do?!"
"..." - No one dared to reply to him.
"You all follow me!"
Chen D led a group of senior executives to the seizure site angrily.
Lian Ze was holding a seal and sticking it on the door. Next to the door, there was a large hole that had just been destroyed and was wider than the door.
Someone reminded him about the visitors: "Minister Lian, Chen D and the others are here."
"..." Lian Ze didn't look back and continued to put the seal.
Chen D walked over quickly and said angrily: "Minister Lian! You will seal it if you say it will be sealed. Why didn't you inform us first?!"
Lian Ze turned around, twitching the right corner of his mouth, revealing a sarcastic smile: "Ha~ The fish you sold killed seventeen lives! So many people have been killed, and you still want to notify me? I'll inform you now.
, you are under arrest! Come here, arrest all the leaders of these 'Eternal Night Creatures', and take them back for careful examination!"
"clear!"
Because of his courage, he asked for handcuffs from others and went forward to handcuff Chen D.
Chen D used his magic power, glared, and released invisible pressure: "You dare!"
Chapter completed!