Millennium Chapter 75: The Bowl Above the Head
"I'll take it! Your uncle!"
This cold well water hit my face, and I trembled all over and sneezes several times!
"Are you feeling much more refreshed?"
No matter how I look at Le Chen's smile, I want to beat him up.
"It's so satisfying for me!"
I gave him a blank look, picked up the wooden barrel and raised it. After the dust flipped, the water in the barrel was spilled on the ground.
"God! You run fast!"
I stared at Chen fiercely, but his face still had a silly smile.
"Since the Grand Master is awake, let's start the first item today!"
“First item?”
"Yes, it's just transporting the well water to the large tank in front of the Main Hall and transport it until it's full."
"What! Just this little trick? Is this considered practice?"
"That's right, please, uncle of the Grand Master."
I picked up the wooden barrel and filled it with water and drove into the Main Hall. Unexpectedly, Chen called me behind me.
"Uncle Grand Master, you took the wrong one."
I looked back at him with a blank look on my face and saw Chen take out a bowl from his arms. Yes, I think I read that right, it was an ordinary white blue-bottom porcelain bowl for eating in the dining hall!
"Damn! Use this luck?"
"Uncle Grand Master, you are really smart!"
"Boy! Are you sure you are not teasing me? You called me at 3 o'clock, and when I got here, I didn't say anything about water. Now I'm asking me to use this small bowl to transport water? I'm going to sue you! Grandma's!"
I threw the barrel aside, stepped forward and pointed at his nose and said angrily.
"Don't worry, uncle, the abbot will never care! Also, if you can't fill the water tank before breakfast, there is no breakfast!"
All I responded to was Chen Jianxi smile.
"You're ruthless!"
I had no choice but to pick up the bowl and scoop a bowl of water in the wooden bucket that was re-filled, and slowly walked towards the Main Hall with both hands, but Le Chen called me behind me again.
"Uncle Grand Master, you took the wrong one."
I stopped, turned around and smashed the water and bowl at the dust.
"Grandma, my leg! Why don't you go to heaven? What's going on! What's going on!"
Le Chen's feet did not move, and he reached out with one hand to catch the bowl that flew towards him. He took the opportunity to retract the porcelain bowl with white blue bottom steadily stopped in his palm. There was still half a bowl of well water in the bowl! Then he put the bowl on his head and walked steadily for a few steps.
"It's right to be like this. Also, Uncle Grandpa, if you don't hurry up, you won't be able to have breakfast."
Le Chen still looked at me with a smile, but I didn’t think that this smile was so naughty. Le Chen’s skills were so good!
"I understand! I understand! I can't do it as I do!"
You can't be tempted by the food, right? I took the bowl and scooped up a bowl of water again, placed it carefully above my head, and protected it on both sides with both hands, gently lifted my steps, and moved forward slowly.
Step by step, step by step, bang-!
"Don't worry, I still have it."
Lechen took out a white blue porcelain bowl from his arms.
I looked at the corpse of the porcelain bowl on the ground that was just above my head, and my heart was full of grass and horses!
"I still don't believe it!"
I took the bowl and started over again!
Step by step, step by step, bang-!
"Don't worry, I still have it."
"Come again!"
Step by step, step by step, bang-!
"Uncle Grand Master, I still have it."
"Asie!!!"
Step by step, step by step, bang-!
Step by step, step by step, step by step, like a devil's pace, slap-!!!!
"Uncle Master, do you want to make our family poor?"
Li Chen finally smiled unscrupulously, looking embarrassed! I looked at the mess on the ground with a black look, and my old face turned red!
"Lu Chen! See if this is a bit too difficult. The practice has just begun. Let's take a look at whether it's good or not. Let's start with a simpler one. For example, if you see, I'll try this bucket with my hand first. Hehe."
"No! Uncle Taishi is beyond the reach of others, and naturally he must be in the reach of others."
"Brother! I am not your Grand Master Zhang Yuan yet, so I can't do it! Why do things have to be so amazing? Did you say that?"
"No! Uncle Grand Master, if you don't hold on, you will really not be able to have breakfast."
Le Chen's face was serious and refusal. I was really drunk with his aunt, three wives and four concubines!
I had to pick up a new bowl and started a new bowl-breaking action! Papa-! Finally, when the 58th bowl was broken, Le Chen couldn't help it.
"Uncle Grand Master, can you calm your mind! Calm your mind! Don't care too much about that bowl!"
After listening to Chen's tips, I suddenly realized. I kept focusing on the bowl above my head, thinking that it should not fall or fall. Although I was focused, my heart was panicked, and calm would be calm! If I had a bowl on my head and no bowl in my heart, I would start over again with confidence.
Ten steps, fifty steps, one hundred and fifty steps, five hundred steps! I have already walked to the side of the Main Hall, and the big jar is not far from my eyes! Come on! Just have a little more!
Bang-!
"Come again, uncle!"
"Your uncle! I won't play anymore! You play with me, why am I still doing like a fool here! I won't play anymore!"
What to do? I was so angry that I kicked the stone steps of His Highness Noble next to me!
Just as I was about to turn around and leave, I heard the sound of several Shaolin disciples of similar age coming in and out of the side hall in the side courtyard. Although the speed was fast, it was orderly!
I walked over and lay on the wall to see them. They were indeed carrying water, but each of them was a wooden barrel! They were pouring the water from the wooden barrel into several large tanks in the yard. After pouring it, they ran out with the bucket.
"Uncle Grand Master, do you want to have a rest?"
The sound of dust floated behind me.
"You're here just right! Look at what people use to carry water? Why do I want to use a bowl? Don't you admit that you are playing tricks on me? Don't look at your steady hands, you can push me one and take a look!"
Le Chen listened to my complaints, but still smiled without saying a word.
"What? You didn't see the wooden barrel in their hands? You wait, what else can you say when they come back to see you!"
""
So we sat on the wall waiting for the little monks to come back with wooden barrels. After a while, the footsteps of several people came from afar.
"Lu Chen, look at them, they are back. I see you still."
I stopped halfway through my words. Because I saw those little monks coming back with wooden barrels! Or ran back!
"They took water from the bottom of the mountain, and the spacing and speed of everyone going up and down the mountain are consistent. The water they make is the water for breakfast."
""
After Le Chen finished speaking lightly, it was my turn to say nothing.
"His grandma's! Isn't it just a bowl? I can't beat it? Come! Come again! Come bring the bowl!"
Chapter completed!