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Extra Story "Xue Meng's Blind Date: Tea Sister (1)"

This time the planning was very successful.

Xue Meng proves that there is no CP that cannot be removed in the world, only players who do not work hard to disassemble the CP. In this game called "Mo Ran is not gay" (the nickname he secretly took in his heart), the player Xue Meng fully utilized his intelligence and successfully broke up the pair of dog men who saw ghosts.

He and Xiaolong looked through the guide, chose the heroine, made plans, and each person and one dragon took action separately. One person stared at Xiao Mo Ran in the north of the park, and one dragon stared at Xiao Chu Wanning in the south of the park, and finally ensured that when the spring outing ended, Mo Ran took the school bus and left with dust, he had never seen Chu Wanning's sleeves before.

It's simply exciting.

"We succeeded!"

"We have allowed Mo Ran to establish friendship with the girls!"

"They will be their best friends soon!"

"When puberty comes, they will secretly be with their parents on their backs!"

"After school, wearing school uniform, secretly date!"

"They will hide a box of sweet and greasy chocolate in each other's schoolbag!"

"He would carry her in the sudden heavy rainstorm in high school evening self-study, so that she would not get wet with her pink leather shoes!"

Xue Meng raised her head and laughed: "The pink leather shoes are a bit exaggerated." He paused, and his eyes continued with bright eyes, "But it's a good idea to carry your girlfriend home in a heavy rain... Mo Ran was about one meter in high school?"

Little Zhulong flipped through the guide: "1.86 to 1.88.9, depending on his luck, he will be in this range."

"Tsk, that's really..." Xue Meng showed a subtle expression, as if he was a little envious and wanted to try his best to tighten it, which made the facial expression he generated in the end feel like a toothache. He curled his lips, not intending to continue this unpleasant topic.

He didn't want Xiao Zhulong to notice that he was still wearing a heightened height inside.

"In short, their love journey will be very smooth." Xue Meng concluded, even a little paranoid, "It must go smoothly. Otherwise, I can't get along with Jiang Xi."

In order to ensure that Mo Ran and the girl's emotions are stable and undisturbed, Xue Meng and the others are ready to continue observing for a while - of course, in this simulation game, the speed of time can be adjusted, and they just need to say the date to the guide.

"We want to see Mo Ran and the girl's first date." Xiao Zhulong said.

Xue Meng also joined in and said, "One is alone, there is no third party. Although they cannot be called a date at their age, you are so smart that you should understand what we mean."

He seemed to have forgotten who called this guide "artificial intelligence retardant".

"It's just to play together, do homework together, or do something else together, play house or something." He thought about it and added, "Things can do it."

For the first blood, the former shame of artificial intelligence, the guide accurately dialed the time for a week and three days.

It was one night, they were downstairs of a residential building in a community, with the warm yellow lights coming out of the windows of many people, the housewife busy cleaning pots and bowls in the kitchen, the shouting of the children and the vague news broadcast male host's voice, they could be sure that it was around seven o'clock.

Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong waited for a while, but Mo Ran appeared.

As expected, he carried a small schoolbag and a lunch box bag with a pirated cartoon Vini Bear. Vini's nose was worn, which made this pirated bear, which was not very good-looking, look even more ferocious and ridiculous.

However, all the hideousness and ridicule can be covered by the smiling and chirping girl beside him.

"My house lives on the second floor. My dad is on a business trip, but mom is at home. Don't be afraid, she is very nice." The little girl has curved eyebrows and long eyelashes jumping with orange lights. "I told her yesterday that you were going to play, so she told me that she would have fried egg yolk chicken wings tonight, and the cheese butter cake sold in the pastry shop that was queued at the door. Do you like to eat cheese butter cake?"

"I..." Mo Ran stuttered, Xue Meng noticed that his old sneakers had been removed, "I have never eaten this kind of thing."

The girl didn't laugh at him. She just was stunned for a moment and then smiled happily: "You will like it. If you don't like it, give it to me, but don't tell my mother, she is always worried that I will grow into a fat man if I eat like this."

Under the street light, Mo Ran lowered his head and kicked the small stones and dust on the roadside with his stripped-off sneakers. He was really trying to die when he did this. His already miserable sneakers became increasingly unavailable.

"Do you eat well?" After a while, Xiao Mo Ran murmured in silence.

"What did you say?" the girl didn't hear clearly.

"...I said you won't be fat." Although the lights were dim, Xue Meng still noticed that the little guy's face seemed to be a little red, "If you like it, I will give you the cake quietly."

He bit his lip and turned his face awkwardly. Even the slow little Zhulong noticed that his ears were red: "I won't tell your mother."

Little Zhulong jumped around the two of them and screamed: "Ah!!! I really love this little girl!!!!"

"I love her too." Xue Meng smiled, "I just said that there are so many sweet and good girls in the world, how can there be gay men with iron? Look, if we continue like this, we should be able to complete the task soon."

"I can't wait to attend their wedding - no, I'll see their children directly." Little Zhulong looked excited and went to heaven and into the ground.

"What does it matter if I am a single dragon?" It danced and used its little claws to blast tears that did not exist. "As long as my CP can get married, what does it matter if I am single for a hundred years?"

They followed Mo Ran upstairs with the little girl.

They watched the two children have supper together, share a piece of cream cake after meals, watch TV together, and do homework together.

Ah, what a pleasant friendship.

Fuck you can’t fall in love early. Your girlfriend needs to be cultivated from the red scarf period. Otherwise, when you graduate from college, there is not even a girl who can chat in your address book. Are you going to the door of the gay bar?

At half past eight, one person and one dragon followed Mo Ran with satisfaction to bid farewell to the girl and the girl's mother. Xiao Mo Ran took the last bus lightly, and they followed behind with joy.

Later, Mo Ran came to the girl's house several times, but it came too often. He was afraid of leaving a bad impression on the other party's parents, so he went around the back of the residential building and used a small stone that was not so sharp to lightly smash the girl's bedroom window.

"The restless puberty is ahead of schedule." Xue Meng commented with his arms folded, but his expression was very excited.

"I think the strategy this time is foolproof."

But the little candle dragon should not be called the little candle dragon. The name Crow's mouth is probably more suitable for it.

Just after it said the five words "unfortunate", Mo Ran's force ran away. The stone did not hit the girl's window, but instead hit the glass window door of the neighbor next door with a bang.

The staff of the Cultivation Bureau who had not yet realized that their fate was about to turn around were still complacent: "Mo Ran is really an active and enthusiastic child."

“And it’s very romantic.”

"They will become boyfriend and girlfriend in the future, which is a very beautiful memory."

Just as you were happy to praise the future, I suddenly heard the sound of the opening and closing of the fan pages in the next window, and then a voice with obvious impatient and sleepiness sounded, just like the ice water condensed by nitrogen instantly refrigerated, and it splashed on Xue Meng's little Zhulong with a rustling sound.

"You're still having sex outside so late. Don't you think you're too much?"

It’s still a familiar formula...what is right, it’s still a familiar voice. It’s still a familiar tone.

Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong had a ghost-like expression on their faces, swallowed, and then turned their heads to look at them tremblingly—

"ah!!"

"ah!!!!!"

One screams more miserable than the other, as if the death knell of the end of the world had already ringed.

They both looked at each other and whined, "Damn it?!! Why did Chu Wanning live next door to that girl???!!!"

Not willing to give up.

How can I be willing to do it! How can I let fate stretch out my claws and slap them in the face without restraint!!! How can I turn the trumpet flowers of my motherland into a gay dali chrysanthemum with a gay rhyme!!!

"At least this time their meeting was unpleasant." Xue Meng tried to point out the key to the problem, although he himself was very unconfident.

"Yes." Little Zhulong also tried to explore various possibilities for the development of things. "This unpleasantness of first meeting should also lead to the inability to get along with each other in a friendly manner."

"I think this guide can be rescued."

"I think so too, let's take a look at what's going on a year later before making a decision."

They once again reached a consensus and used the guide to a night one year later.

It's still this community, or at night.

Even the position where Mo Ran was standing had not changed, and he was still standing under the street light that was not very bright and sometimes flashed and slackened due to unstable voltage.

Mo Ran was even using small stones to lightly smash the glass-shiny window in the moonlight.

……………But he smashed not the girl’s window, but the girl’s bedroom next to Chu Wanning.

"...Tell me it was a coincidence." Xiao Zhulong said desperately, "Tell me that his hands were just shaking, and he didn't smash them steadily, and he hit them skewed again."

Xue Meng was still relatively rational. He didn't speak and his face turned pale.

One mistake is an accident, and ten mistakes are true love.

No one would smash the wrong window ten times in a row, so Mo Ran knocked on Chu Wanning's window. The person he wanted to meet was Chu Wanning, the little brother next to the girl.

It's so fucking!!

The window was open, and the summer night wind wafted in with the fragrance of magnolia flowers. By the whirlwind gauze curtain, Chu Wanning was wearing a white children's plush pajamas. Although she looked impatient and sleepy, she still brought a stool and stood on tiptoe to look down.

"Why are you here again?" Chu Wanning lay on the window, yawned, his voice was not light, and he said to Mo Ran lazily, "Didn't you just finished playing the ball together in the afternoon?"

Mo Ran didn't speak under the street light and waved at him with a smile. He folded several paper planes and flew towards him, and finally one of them flew into his room.

Chu Wanning took apart the paper plane, and painted a crayon picture on it, with a white cat and a puppy on it, and a line of words written in milky yellow colored lead:

Forgot to say good night to you.

I wish you a good dream. Let's go to the swimming pool tomorrow (how do I forget to write this word) to play in the swimming pool.

Call our good friend Ling'er, if she means Yuan (I haven't learned how to write this word).

Ink Ran

——"So." Little Zhulong almost twitched a little, "In the end, he and Chu Wanning became 'us', and the cute girl next door became 'us' friends."

Xue Meng was silent for a while.

He actually wanted to collect some gentle and implicit sentences from every corner of his brain to express his disappointment at this moment. Even the literary style of Tang poetry, Song lyrics, Yuan lyrics, European operas that made him usually have goose bumps.

But no.

Finally, he squeezed out the dirty words that burned his blood from his teeth.

"Damn gay, I'm fucking your second uncle."

“…You last change your word.”

"Don't worry about my words!! I'm so angry now!"

"No." Xiao Zhulong said, "I just want to remind you that if you want to fuck his second uncle, then you are also a gay man."

“…”

"It's still a love affair between grandparents."
Chapter completed!
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