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Chapter 786 The phone card is here!(1/2)

"express delivery?"

When Xu Que heard the system prompt, he was stunned, and then his eyes flashed slightly, and he jumped out of joy!

He immediately summoned the system, and a huge package really appeared on the interface, which read:

From: Ye Qiu!

Recipient: Xu Que!

"Mobile phone card! Have you finally arrived?"

Xu Que suddenly raised a smile on his lips, and with a thought, he directly put the package into the system storage space.

Then, he led the team forward and continued to carry out his anti-counterfeiting operation!

Unlike before, Xu Que's anti-counterfeiting details have accelerated the speed!

Outside the city, the fourth territory.

"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, this territory is the most rampant. It has looted many villages and sold children!"

boom!

Xu Que raised his hand and threw it out with an iron rope, and his territory was instantly destroyed!

...

The fifth territory.

"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, the monks here are also very hateful. They call themselves Ritian Gang and do things everywhere. They also say that Xu Que agreed to call them Ritian Gang!"

"Hold the grass, plagiarize the dog? It's destroyed!"

Xu Que glared, and another iron chain was knocked out, and the entire manor exploded on the spot.

...

That night, Xu Que destroyed countless forces of the fake Sky Blasting Gang in one breath!

By dawn the next day, when they returned to the imperial city, the entire imperial city was already in turmoil and countless people were shocked.

"Damn!"

"In just one day and one night, all so many forces were removed by Zhong Kui alone?"

"It's so scary!"

"Sure enough! The Blasting Gang really can't afford to offend!"

"Damn, who would offend the Biaotian Gang for nothing? Only those people are seeking death on their own. What's wrong with it? They have to go and pretend to be the Biaotian Gang!"

"That's right! The Blasting Gang is so powerful that everyone is a genius. How could those little ones who can pretend to be?"

"Now the real bombing gang has come forward to clean up these part of the people who pretend to be troublemakers, and the imperial city will finally be stable in the future!"

"Yes! Thanks to the Blasting Gang!"

Many people were talking about it and applauded.

However, in less than half a day, the situation changed again!

"Fuck, fuck me!"

"Stir hard!"

Xu Que led dozens of monks to guide the country on countless barren mountains outside the city, and used various slogans to penetrate the mountains and fields!

"The Blasting Gang is invincible!"

"The Blasting Gang is awesome!"

"The bombing of the sky-fighting camp Zhong Kui is here!"

"The Supreme Treasure of the Blasting Gang is here!"

"On the battle of the sky, no grass grows!"

"The explosion appeared, only needle and thread were left!"

...

Countless such slogans, like barrage, fluttering in the wind on each mountain, forming a series of scenery, and even spreading into the imperial city.

Suddenly, everyone in the imperial city was stunned.

"What the hell?"

"This...it looks so scheming!"

"I didn't expect the fake Biaotian Gang to leave. The real Biaotian Gang is coming, and it's still so annoying!"

"Bullshit, the fake gang is disregarding human life, but it's just annoying to really do it!"

"That's the case. After all, they are a slutty gang, different from those slutty sluts outside!"

...

In the end, the guards in the imperial city turned a blind eye and let Xu Que's Propaganda Department insert slogans everywhere!

Xu Que and Ergouzi had already returned to the imperial city. They had just entered an inn and were about to settle down. The palace guards came to ask for a meeting, saying that Mrs. Ya wanted to see him!

Xu Que smiled. Mrs. Ya was afraid she wanted to ask him about the news about "Xu Que"!

Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guards: "I won't enter the palace. Go back and tell Mrs. Ya that Xu Que will be here tonight!"

"Yes!" The guard responded quickly and hurriedly retreated!

Afterwards, Xu Que and Ergouzi entered a room.

As soon as Ergouzi entered, he immediately occupied the bed, lay half on it, and put on a charming posture, saying, "I am tired, I am a little flaw, get some food for me!"

Bang!

Xu Que threw it directly over with a hook, but it hit Ergouzi, making only a muffled sound, and the entire iron hook completely deformed.

Ergouzi was stunned for a moment, then immediately rolled on the bed, howling with pain: "Ao! This God Lord suffered a severe injury and is about to die!"

"Stop pretending, get out of here, otherwise you will watch me eat tonight!" Xu Que immediately glared.

He had long known that Ergouzi was invincible in physical condition and could not hurt anything, but every time he hit him, he pretended to be hurt and deserved to be beaten!

"What, what to eat tonight? What to eat?" Ergouzi's eyes lit up and his face was full of excitement when he heard about what to eat.

"Stewed meat! and braised pork!" Xu Que responded lightly.

"Wow, this is great, I like it. By the way, what kind of meat is it?"

"Dog meat!"

"Grass!"

...

After a few words of trouble with Ergouzi, Xu Que successfully drove it out of bed, then lay down on himself, and quickly summoned the system interface.

In the storage space, the package sent from other planes was lying quietly inside.

"System, open the package!" Xu Que's heartbeat couldn't help but speed up. With a thought, he opened the package.

call out!

In an instant, several streams of light passed through the system storage space interface.

"Ding, I found a new item 'mobile SIM card'!"

"Ding, two hundred new items were found, 'mutated fake cigarettes'!"

I'll wipe it!

What the hell is fake cigarettes? How mutated?

Xu Que immediately opened his eyes wide, sat up from the bed, and looked at the detailed introduction of the two items!

【Mobile SIM card】:

The mobile phone number card from the earth is a must-install smart card for GSM digital mobile phones!

【mutated fake smoke】:

Fake smoke from the earth has mutated due to unknown pollution sources when crossing the plane!

Effect: "Mutual fake smoke, boundless magic power!" When the host smokes while pretending to behave, he can get a double value reward of BUFF!

Side effects: Smoking is harmful to health. Every twenty cigarettes are equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes!

...

"Damn!"

After reading the introduction, Xu Que couldn't help but curse!

It turns out that this cigarette was originally an ordinary fake cigarette! It was just that it crossed the plane during the express delivery, which led to mutation!

"Damn, Ye Qiu is a fool. You can buy fake cigarettes for cigarettes, and there are two hundred fake cigarettes. This IQ is probably difficult to inherit my king's mantra!" Xu Que shook his head, his face full of hatred!
To be continued...
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