Five hundred and fortieth chapters make a fool on the spot
The war is about to break out!
At this time, Black Friday suddenly flew from behind these people to the front.
He still smiled as usual, and he looked harmless.
But once he opens his mouth, he can make people angry.
"What's wrong? Kill the chef when you're full! You're so shameless!" Hei Wu said, and cut the dagger across the face towards a killer rushing over.
The killer settled less than five meters in front of Heiwu, then his head tilted, his head fell down, blood gushed out, and the body lost its balance and fell to the ground.
When the blood was seen on the scene, it would definitely not be good. The people behind Hei Wu were all the elites of Hei Ying and Shao Chen before.
Heiyu even showed what a bloody storm was. Any killer within ten meters of him was almost killed with one knife.
This kind of playing style and such cooperation made Beijun and the other four almost fall from the air.
"They...they..." Dongjun didn't know what words to describe them. These killers from Luoxianlou who were afraid of people had no power to fight back in front of them.
It was a one-sided massacre.
When the killer with a slightly lower cultivation level is almost dead, it is the turn of those who stand in the air.
The man wearing a mask, the leader of Luoxianlou, never took action. At this time, he could no longer stand by and drew his sword and came to the front of the killer.
Now, their number is about the same as that of Song Baiyi and the others, and the next step is the real battle moment.
But Dongjun and the others seemed to have lost the demeanor that they should have as the head of the cultivation sect, and they were divided into four directions and surrounded them.
"You are so shameless!" Hei Wu sneered, "Is my boss Xiao Wu's barbecue so delicious?"
The words of Black Five were heard in the ears of Beijun and the other two, but they all seemed to have a little bit of the same, that is, why did they have a bit of threat when listening to these words?
The next moment, they finally understood the meaning of Black Friday.
Suddenly, a very loud fart sound came out, making everyone present unable to help but turn their heads and look at the fartress.
Nan Jun smiled embarrassedly, very far-fetched. Just as he was about to say something, suddenly a bigger fart came out, making his face look so ugly.
This is not the end. Then, a stench spread out with the breeze, and almost everyone covered their noses with their hands at the same time.
"After all, Lord Nanjun, why are you so unprotective?" Hei Wu smiled and slapped his hands in front of his nose.
Nan Jun was embarrassed and wanted to kill him, but then, a severe pain suddenly came from his abdomen. He covered his stomach and said "Ouch", then ignored everything, turned around and ran into the forest below.
"Nan Jun!" Dong Jun felt that he had never been so embarrassed, and couldn't help but want to call Nan Jun.
But Nan Jun waved at them repeatedly and said without looking back: "I can't help it anymore, I can't help it anymore!"
After saying that, Nan Jun's body was a little crooked, and the sound of farts came one after another. Then he fell down, regardless of whether others could hear or not, and there was a burst of crackling sound.
Disgrace!
Extremely embarrassing!
At the critical moment of the war, the dignified Lord Nanjun was so stupid that he made a fool of himself in public!
Dongjun and the other two held their foreheads at the same time, and they really wanted to hit them to death.
The killer was stupid. Lord Nanjun, who is a dignified Nanxiu Gate, actually has such a time when he ignores his face!
Hei Wu took the lead in laughing and leaning forward and backward. Song Baiyi couldn't help but bent over, let alone Tao Xiaoshu.
"Mr. Nanjun, don't worry, please pull it slowly! Let's wait for you! Haha!" Tao Xiaoshu shouted loudly, and then almost fell from mid-air with laughter.
"You did it, right?" Suddenly, Beijun suddenly reacted and asked Black Friday angrily.
"The food is the same. You are fine, but he is like this. Why do you say I made it?" Hei Wu asked with a smile, then said, "Or you will go soak your shit like him and come back? Let's just wait!"
Beijun was so angry that he raised his sword and was about to slash him. However, the power of the original source was only used halfway. Beijun's face suddenly changed, and a loud bang came from his body.
This fart is louder than Xijun's before, and even the killers couldn't help but want to laugh.
Beijun tried hard to control himself and raised his sword again. However, if people were unlucky, they would even plug their teeth when they drank cold water. Then there were many farts coming, and Beijun's majestic face suddenly turned red.
He stood in the air for a while and didn't move. Just when Dongjun thought Beijun had restrained himself, Beijun suddenly tilted his body and retreated directly, falling into the woods on the ground.
Others don’t know why he left backwards, but they know about Black Friday.
"Haha! Beijun is so big, he can even pull his pants! Haha, I'm so laughing to death, I'm not as good as my spiritual beast!" Tao Xiaoshu couldn't laugh anymore, his arms lying on the shoulders of the person next to him, smiling without any image.
A louder laughter came, and even the killers couldn't help it, and they laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs.
The next "crackling" sound came again. This time, several people laughed and fell directly to the ground and started to roll on the ground.
"Ha ha……"
How can I fight this battle?
Dongjun's nose was about to become crooked.
The man wearing the mask was never laughing. He was observing that these immortals were so unscrupulous that they knew that such a thing would have happened.
Heiwu and the others laughed, but he kept paying attention to the masked man from the corner of his eyes. Among these people, Heiwu felt that he was the most threatening, and the man was indeed staring at them all the time.
When Dongjun saw this scene, he had a headache for a while, but he still hadn't forgotten his mission.
He said to Xijun, the only one who is as stable as him, “We can win them together!”
Xi Jun nodded, and his previous kindness to Liao Yigang and the others disappeared, and he drew out his long sword with a serious expression.
It seemed that they were really unlucky. Just as the two were about to take action, Song Baiyi and the others also put away their smiles and looked at them cautiously. The killers also returned to normal and stood in the air to confront them.
A "puff" fart sound came out again.
They looked at me, and I looked at you, but they didn't know who put it. As a result, Hei Wu waved his hand embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I can't help it. I laughed so hard just now, I choked a little!"
What this said made the killers on the other side look out of their eyes. It would be fine if the two masters of Xiumen were embarrassed. If you say another word, who would you laugh at me?
They just acted, but I don’t know who moved first. Song Baiyi and the others collided with the killers again, swords flying everywhere, and the power of the original source splashed, making the mountains and forests on both sides messed up.
Nanjun and Beijun came out of the place where they disappeared one after another, and while walking, they spoke with embarrassment.
"I really can't help it, I can't help it. It's okay, I...oh, wait for me..." Nan Jun said, covering his stomach and running back.
Beijun's face looked ugly. He looked like he had taken off a layer of pants, but the stench that followed still reached the noses of others.
Dongjun and Xijun were about to take action when they saw the two of them coming back and stopped.
Unexpectedly, Nan Jun turned around and went back "crackling".
And Beijun?
Just as Dongjun was about to speak, Beijun turned pale and ran away again. Dongjun and Xijun behind him saw that his pants were wet. Then he ignored it. Then a familiar "crackling" sound came again.
Dongjun was almost vomiting blood by the two of them. He quickly turned around and planned to not wait for them to take action. Unexpectedly, Xijun's face suddenly changed. "Dongjun..." His eyes looked at Dongjun with extremely complicated eyes, "We may have really hit them..."
Before Xijun could finish speaking, he turned around and ran away, with a "puff" sound behind him.
Dongjun's face changed again this time. He was not angry, but became particularly solemn. One or two people could not explain the problem. There were only four of them in total, and all three of them were like this. Then he himself...
Whatever he thought of, it turns out that boss Xiaowu was not saying anything in vain. Dongjun endured the severe pain in his abdomen, and without waiting for any abnormal noise to come out, he immediately turned around and ran away.
As a result, even if he restrained his patience, he still heard two "puff" farts in the moment he disappeared.
Now, there are only twenty or thirty people from Song Baiyi and the others left at the scene and twenty or thirty people from Luoxianlou opposite.
It's almost a one-on-one situation, it depends on who is better at the end and has a higher level of cultivation.
It can be imagined that with a single-round fighting and killing skills, these practitioners will not be able to have these people like Black Five who had licked blood on the lower realm before!
However, the battle was still extremely fierce, and someone started to win the lottery.
Song Baiyi's body was covered with blood. He didn't know whether it was his or someone else's, but the killer who fought against him could no longer even lift his sword.
Everyone's original power was almost exhausted and they all hit the ground from the air.
Tao Xiaoshu had a very obvious scar on his face, blood on his body, and his shaking body. If others saw him, he would definitely think that he would fall to the ground in the next second.
In fact, he was just tired. His original power was exhausted. He relied on his own family's martial arts to fight against the killer on the other side.
No one has the blessing of the power of the origin, and it depends on who is better at kung fu.
The killer with a mask faced Heiwu. Heiwu was not very good at this moment. The killer's mask had been cut in half by Heiwu One Sword, and a scar was slanted on his face, as if a face had been cut in half.
I guess if he had been a little careless at that time, half of his head would have moved.
His cultivation is not the highest among the killers in Luoxianlou, but he is also ranked among the top 100. His status is also a small manager, and he has about a hundred people under his command.
Who would have thought that in today's battle, almost all the people under his command would be killed.
The killer's face is not ugly. Heiwu didn't understand why it was wearing a mask. It was not until Xijun, who returned to the battlefield, said that he solved this doubt.
"Xilang? Why are you?" Xijun was full of surprise.
"Cyran? Is Cyran steak?" Black Friday sneered.
"Brother, it's me..." Xilang said with a flashing look on his eyes.
"I didn't expect that Master Xijun's younger brother would be the killer of Luoxianlou. No wonder he wears a mask all day long. It turns out that he is afraid of being recognized!" Hei Wu teased, "It seems that it is embarrassing to be the killer of Luoxianlou!"
After saying this, Xijun was already a little bit blaming his younger brother. Why did Xijun’s younger brother not be good and insisted on becoming a killer in Luoxianlou? It was really embarrassing.
However, no matter how embarrassing it was, Xijun himself was not as embarrassing as he didn't have time to blame his younger brother. His stomach churned again, and he turned around and ran back.
Xilang is a little confused. Not to mention the killer's embarrassment or not. You are a powerful sect leader who farts and shits in front of so many people, so you are not much better!
Beijun and the other four ran out and ran back, and they struggled endlessly. The battle between Song Baiyi and Luoxianlou Killer was already in a state of anxiety. Only then did the four of them support each other and their legs trembled back.
"If I continue like this, I guess I will be killed!" Nan Jun said in a very weak voice.
"It's not over yet! I'm just going wherever I'm going!" Hei Wu replied with a smile.
Chapter completed!