[96] Don't forget to be funny while fighting
"I just screamed like that, why?"
[Dream of Sorrow] Holding the Xuanhua Axe with a diameter of 40 cm in one hand, it is placed next to the neck of [Fat Dragon Screaming in the Sky], as if you dare to bbw, I will dare to chop you up!
"No, no, no, no, no... I'm going to die!" Feeling the heavier pressure coming from my shoulders, and the cold and hard sharp axe blade pressed against my neck, [Fat Dragon screams in the sky] Begs for mercy!
He was not afraid that his old partner would really chop him up, but he was simply afraid that at this critical moment, if the old problem of slimming in the sisters suddenly broke, it would be unfair...
However, it is obvious that just surrendering and begging for mercy could not satisfy [Mengzhishanglian]. Not only did she not immediately take back the axe, she held the slender white hand at the end of the axe handle, and her green tail fingers even raised up!
I was worried about some unexpected situation [Fat Dragon screamed in the sky] and my eyes were so bitter that I saw this, and the hair on my neck stood up with my naked eyes!
Driven by the strong desire to survive, [Fat Dragon screams in the sky] blessings reach the heart, and suddenly his expression turned up and said:
"Well! I think, as a beautiful girl who values both beauty and force, you are fully qualified to call Jiang Wu's father the 'husband'!"
"Um..." [Mengzhishanglian] dragged his long nasal sound, nodded with satisfaction, raised his hand and took down the axe.
However, just when everyone thought that the farce had just passed and was about to continue discussing the matter.
[Fat Dragon screamed in the sky], who had just got rid of the shadow of death, actually spoke again:
"To be honest, if you weren't afraid that Jiang Wu's father would dislike..." Speaking of this, [Fat Dragon screamed in the sky] Two redness suddenly surged on his cheeks, with a shy look on his face:
"I want to call him 'husband' too!"
"vomit!"
"Wow!!"
There was a sudden vomiting sound around me!
"Hehehehe..." Seeing that he had successfully played a prank, he successfully disgusted a large number of [Fat Dragon screamed in the sky] looked around and said with a smug smile: "I told you to laugh at me just now!" I smiled with my hips.jpg!
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"Hey, tui~ you are not worthy!"
After finally vomiting, [Mengzhishanglian] wiped the corner of his mouth, picked up the Xuanhua axe that had just fallen accidentally on the ground, and put it back on the neck of [Fat Dragon screaming in the sky], and said viciously:
"Fatty! You're so disgusting!! I'm making my mind disconnected... I'll punish you to find a way to draw out the weird monsters inside!"
"???" Hearing this, [Fat Dragon], who had just laughed for a while, his fat face suddenly collapsed: "Sister, I thought I had said it a long time ago!"
[Fat Dragon] While wailing, he was wandering around with his help...
However, [Fat Dragon] found in despair that the people around him had either not finished vomiting or had just finished vomiting, and were looking at him maliciously...
"I... vomit! I have a way!" At this time, a thin young player covered his stomach with one hand, vomiting violently while tremblingly raising his other hand and shouting with difficulty.
"Oh, Brother Yu!"
【Fat Dragon】 His eyes lit up and he flashed in front of him quickly. From the corner of his eye, he saw that the forty-centimeter Xuanhua giant axe did not catch up with him. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to support him, with a look of gratitude and concern, and his acting skills were exaggerated:
"Thank you, Brother Yu, for helping you!"
The thin boy called "Brother Fish" was named [Yu with a low sense of existence]. He waved his hands away and pointed to [Fat Dragon], and said with a complicated expression:
"Call him, ask him to put on women's clothes, and his clothes fluttered, and go in and get hatred!"
"Same, agree!"
"Address!"
"It's better to be red...dish!"
"I have to expose a little more... I can't do it anymore, just imagine that I'm almost blind!"
The person sitting in a verbal conversation, and he decided on the plan while spitting out. The face changed drastically [Fat Dragon] saw that the power was not good, and turned around and was about to escape. Unexpectedly, the players who were still breathing weakly just now turned into glaring eyes in the blink of an eye and rushed forward, pressing him to the ground easily!
A female player who worked as a tailor and named [Madam Shenqi] thoughtfully brought up several sets of Hanfu, saying it was sponsorship.
Human wall mosaic...
When everyone worked together to change the clothes for [Fat Dragon], [Madam Shenqi] took out two pairs of silver scissors like a magic trick, and smirked and rushed over...
Continue the human wall mosaic...
“Ah hahahahahaha…”
"Ya Destroy Butterfly!!!"
The cloth flew everywhere, and was pressed against the wall by everyone, posing in various shameful positions [Fat Dragon], and tears of humiliation flowed from the corners of his eyes...
Soon, [Fat Dragon], with tears on his face, was wearing a big red Hanfu dress with a hole everywhere, and walked the small steps of the weak willow Fufeng, and staggered to the entrance of the cave.
"She" was full of grievance, and stopped holding the stone wall. She looked back sadly at the group of unscrupulous teammates behind her, and once again she received countless vomiting sounds...
"Hmph!" [Feilong] rolled his eyes with "charming" and "smelling" with satisfaction. Then he looked into the cave timidly...
At this moment, the man in black and the monster who had absorbed the red mist looked at the entrance of the cave together, and countless scarlet eyes shone on the body of [Fat Dragon] after being dressed up in full!
【Fat Dragon】Stopped!
Wherever you see, the creatures in the cave, whether they were men in black or monsters, were covered with a layer of light red mist, and scarlet eyes were filled with crazy and cold murderous intent!
Not only that, there are also the small monsters described in the public frequency that those players who have died once described in public frequency are not big, hard as iron, with extremely sharp claws, and can roll and eject quickly. The number is not more than ten, but a large area of densely packed pieces, which looks like there are hundreds of them!!
"kill!"
At this time, someone shouted coldly in the cave!
The monster who had absorbed the red fog and the man in black heard the instructions, his eyes lit up and quickly got up and pounced on him!
"Oh my God!!!"
[Fat Dragon] The chrysanthemum woke up as soon as it tightened, turned around and ran away, and the monster behind her rushed up like a tide!!
"Hahahaha, it works indeed-daddy!"
The first small six-clawed monster group that surged out turned into sharp blade whirlwinds as soon as they crawled out of the hole, and flew wildly between the players and the stone walls with the attack!
Standing in the front row, the [Fish with a Low Presence] and the group of players around him, in the blink of an eye, turned into white lights and disappeared one after another!
Snap instantly!
Chapter completed!