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Chapter 565 I heard it!(1/2)

Zhang Guo stomped her feet indignantly and said, "I am a big horse monkey, a big horse monkey!"

The audience laughed again!

"Macadamia monkey..."

"Are you very proud?"

"I'm so laughing."

...

Xu Qian shook his head: "Your species makes horses and monkeys embarrassed!"

"Ha ha."

The audience laughed.

"It embarrasses both the horse and the monkey."

"The God's line."

"Only Xu Qian can think of it."

...

Master Feng was extremely surprised. Xu Qian's frequency of shaking and unloading the burden was too short, and the audience continued to laugh before they could react from the laughter.

Zhang Guo straightened her chest and said, "What's the embarrassment? I'm a famous monkey!"

He said while dancing: "I remember back then, the Great Saint of Monkey King stepped on somersault clouds and held a golden cudgel in his hand. He fought with 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals for three days and three nights. He was pressed to the Wuzhi Mountain by the Buddha of Tathagata. He did not bow to the Buddha!"

Xu Qian seemed to feel something. He was silent for a while and said, "You said it's so lively, what's wrong with you here?"

Zhang Guo said proudly: "My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather was the one who carried the flag for the Monkey King back then. My grandfather could be considered above a monkey and below ten thousand monkeys!"

"Ha ha."

Everyone laughed:

"Above one monkey, below ten thousand monkeys."

"It's so funny, it's so funny."

"What the hell!"

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"It's not worth the life if you laugh."

"Forgive me and can't help laughing."

.............

"The Return of the Great Sage" is getting better and everyone is attracted by this work.

Xu Qian said with a confused look: "Your grandpa is second to last, what are you proud of?"

Zhang Guo's face froze, and she seemed to think something was wrong.

"Ha ha!"

“This line is so amazing.”

"Hahahaha, this word is really... I'm so laughing to death!"

"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced by Xu Qian."

.............

It can be said that Xu Qian's works are usually like this. The front is well laid out, and the back is full of king bombs, which can cause a series of laughter.

Zhang Guo said in a muffled voice: "Anyway, I must find the Monkey King!"

Xu Qian said in confusion: "No, what are you going to do when you find the Monkey King?"

Zhang Guo said in grief and anger: "I want to find him to avenge our monkey grandchildren, and our Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King!"

Xu Qian sighed and said, "Then what's the point of going back? How about becoming the Monkey King?"

Zhang Guo waved his hand and said, "He wants to bring us back to the monkey's might!"

Xu Qian said helplessly: "Then I think it's unnecessary for you to find him. If you have the skill to find him, you might as well go back to the whole competition, choose a few groups of monkeys to face the finals, and choose the best comedy monkey in the Spring Festival Gala."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"The Best Comedy Monkey in the Spring Festival Gala..."

"Damn, this line is really amazing."

"Only by being convinced by Xu Qian, only he can come up with such lines."

"I admire Xu Qian for being proud of him."

"No one!"

...

Master Feng and others were stunned. This joke was so unexpected that they didn't even think about it.

Xu Qian said again: "You get another 500 monkeys to vote below. Who can be the Great Sage of the Monkey King, right?"

The audience was laughing crazy at this time and kept applauding.

"Hahaha!"

"Vote to be the Monkey King."

"He can think of it."

"Xu Qian is such a great script."

"It's really a pity for someone to laugh to death."

...

Zhang Guo climbed onto the huge rock and took out the flag. He looked at Xu Qian and raised the flag with the words "The Monkey King" hanging up to the top, and said excitedly: "In my heart, only the Monkey King is worthy of the words "The Monkey King!"

His tone was sonorous and his voice was filled with admiration.

Just as he finished speaking, the music of the classic "The Overture of the Little Knife Club" in "A Chinese Odyssey" suddenly sounded. Although audiences in this world had never watched "A Chinese Odyssey", they could still hear the "exciting" flavor.

"This soundtrack is awesome, needless to say, it must be made by Xu Qian again."

"Damn, Xu Qian even made the soundtrack so awesome."

"I don't know what words to use to describe Xu Qian. He is so strong that no one can stop him."

"This is Xu Qian's true strength, and he is worthy of being the strongest man in Asia."

"I'll go, what else is he who doesn't?"

...

Master Feng and others were shocked. Xu Qian was really incredible. He performed perfectly in the stage, lines, performances, and soundtracks. It was these details that made the work "The Return of the Great Sage" rise to a new level. It can only be said that Xu Qian is too awesome and can't accept it.

"I didn't expect... After so many years, there was a stupid monkey who maintained the reputation of Monkey King so much. It was very good, very good..."

Xu Qian's emotions are revealed, with nostalgia, helplessness, loneliness, and unwillingness in his eyes. People also rise and fall with Xu Qian's emotions.

“It was very good!”

"After "I'm Not a God of Medicine", Xu Qian's acting skills became more and more amazing."

"Xu Qian should win the Best Actor."

"A real good performance is always touching, and Xu Qian did it."

"It hurts to see."

"Xu Qian's acting skills have reached its peak."

...

"What does it have to do with you?"

Zhang Guo said impatiently.

"Of course, you can leave this flag for me and add a fee!"

Xu Qian recovered from his sentimentality.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone smiled knowingly.

Zhang Guo pushed Xu Qian away and said angrily: "You are not worthy of touching this flag!"

Then he said proudly: "It's not just me, but when I came, I summoned five hundred monkeys at the foot of the mountain, and waited for the Monkey King to go back to Huaguo Mountain with us and take back our home!"

Xu Qian asked in confusion: "Where are those five hundred monkeys?"

The audience immediately waved and shouted excitedly:
To be continued...
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