Chapter 537 This is the real arrogance(1/3)
The sketch begins.
Zhu Li: "Uncle Zhang, where are you pressing your legs? You pressing your height so high."
Uncle Zhang: "My leg is not good."
Many people were surprised, what about Xu Qian? If they didn’t see Xu Qian, they felt uncomfortable. In fact, Xu Qian is not the absolute protagonist of this sketch, but Zhu Li is.
Julie: "Why?"
Uncle Zhang: "This is a real leg."
Everyone was hilarious.
"This is a real leg..."
"I'm so laughing!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"It's not worth the life if you laugh."
Julie: "This is a fake leg, how did you do it?"
Uncle Zhang: "Oh, I remember that I was dealing with the little hooligans in the factory and bravely acted. I won't mention it anymore, Zhu Li, the old man's leg has been pressed for more than two hours, and no one has come here. Please help the old man take it down."
Uncle Zhang: "Okay, goodbye Zhu Li."
:Goodbye Uncle Zhang.
Lee Huanying (elderly): "Julie."
Julie: "Mom."
Li Huanying (elderly): "Stop for me."
Julie: "Oh my mom."
Li Huanying (elderly): "Julie, I told you that this kid is so anxious. What are you doing? You said I will take you to your grandma's house, what's wrong with you accompanying her? Why are you running away?"
Zhu Li: "Mom, I can't accompany my grandma."
Li Huanying (older): "You have no conscience. You said your grandmother likes you so much. When you see you, you are behind your butt. Li, how come you can't stay?"
Julie: "She wants to sew my pants."
Everyone was hilarious because the camera showed that her pants were bell-bottom pants.
Julie: "This is the twenty-first century, this is called fashion."
Li Huanying: "Your grandma used to be a tailor. When he saw that his pants were torn, could he not sew them for you? She sewed them for your good looks."
Julie turned around and said, “Does it look good?”
Everyone laughed and saw colorful pieces of her butt being stitched.
Lee Huanying: "Then she is all for your own good."
Julie: "Then she pulled out the needle after sewing and pricked her blood."
Everyone was hilarious again, only to think that this line was too classic.
Li Huanying (elderly): "You kid, can you make your mother happy for a day?
Julie: "One day did I not make you happy?"
Li Huanying (elderly): "One day did you make me happy."
Julie: "I haven't made you happy one day."
Li Huanying (elderly): "You said you would make me happy one day, and you said this child was so annoying."
Many people only feel familiar when listening to this conversation, as if it is a conversation between themselves and their parents, very friendly.
Julie: "Come and chase me."
Julie was hit by a car and time and space were transformed.
At the beginning of the incident, Zhu Li and her mother chose the scene of daily relationships. It can be seen that the relationship between mother and daughter has always been so close. However, the intimacy is still the most common pattern of getting along between mother and daughter - the mother who always worrys about her daughter, and the daughter who understands her mother's love and care but always expresses protest against her mother's excessive concern. This is the most common pattern of getting along between mother and daughter.
Afterwards, the sharp sound of a car accident suddenly appeared and stopped abruptly. Along with the singing of the times, a dreamy scene appeared. Zhu Li woke up from her sleep and found herself back to the fertilizer factory where her mother worked more than 20 years ago.
Everyone else is very curious. Can sketches still do this?
"Girl, don't sleep here, go quickly."
Zhu Li woke up: "What? How do you talk? Don't leave."
Blaster: "Go away now."
"Don't leave."
"Can you go?"
"Don't leave."
“Prepare to blast, 3, 2, 1!”
Julie left quickly.
Everyone laughed.
"I'm so laughing!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"It's not worth the life if you laugh."
Blaster: "I can't scare you to death."
"Beautiful Time" recalls in my ears that many people seem to have returned to that era.
"Is this also created by Xu Qian?"
“It sounds very age-like.”
"Xu Qian's creative ability is beyond words."
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Vendor: "Tofu, tofu, tofu, tofu brain, tofu brain just out of the pot."
Female worker: "It's quite early to get off work, and there's a women's volleyball team at night. I heard it's very beautiful."
Uncle Zhang Youth: "There are women's volleyball teams, right? Is there Lang Ping? I still have the iron hammer..."
Zhu Li was very happy to see Uncle Zhang, and was also very surprised: "Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang, why have you become so young?"
Uncle Zhang’s young man: “Who are you? Just call me uncle! It looks older than me.”
Zhu Li: "That, are you Zhang Jiang?"
Uncle Zhang Youth: Yes.
Julie: "Living in Dongfang Road."
Uncle Zhang Youth: "Yes."
Julie: "There is an injury to the right leg because he was brave enough to do justice."
Uncle Zhang: "That's not, my leg was discounted by teasing women by those who are brave enough to do justice."
Everyone laughed:
"It was discounted by those who were brave enough..."
"This script is only written by Xu Qian."
"I'm so laughing."
“Not bad, not bad.”
Zhu Li: "Uncle Zhang, what year is this?"
Uncle Zhang Youth: It’s been 86 years.
Julie: "Is this a fertilizer factory?"
Uncle Zhang Youth: Yes.
Julie: "Where is my mom?"
Uncle Zhang’s youth: “How can I know where your mother is? I come up and look for her mother, you are a tadpole.”
Everyone was hilarious again. The joke couldn't stop. They laughed once in less than half a minute. The script was written so well.
Julie: "No, where is that Lee Huanying?"
Uncle Zhang: "It's right here. Are you, who are you?"
Julie: "I am a relative of his family."
To be continued...