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Chapter 40 The most special one

Xu Qian was still talking about it: "One of the people is a grain, a grain of grain, and this word is pronounced as a common word, eating, drinking, defecating, and urinating. This is a common word."

"People can say nothing, that is, you may not need elegant things, but you cannot do without this vulgarity. Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance complement each other."

"I can't live without it. I'm drinking coffee and planning to have autumn water and sky all the same color."

The audience nodded frequently, and what Xu Qian said was so good.

Meng Fan's face was even blue. It was like slapping him in front of him, and he was so frustrated.

Xu Qian continued: "A lot of elegant people, after spraying perfume, I can smell the scum."

"Puff."

Many people laughed.

This is a typical example of criticizing the mulberry and scolding.

Zhang Guo couldn't help it anymore, so he stood beside Xu Qian.

Yang Yan and Liu Jia were also laughing, He Zhengzong was also holding back his laughter, Xu Qian's mouth was simply too damaged.

The audience also laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth.

"The taste of scum..."

"Xu Qian's mouth has been opened."

"This mouth is too damaged."

"If I were Meng Fan, I would probably have to commit suicide."

............

Meng Fan had the intention of killing people, and he was a scumbag? Who is this talking about? Who else can there be?

But he couldn't refute it because Xu Qian did not mention his name. If he refuted it, he wouldn't tell himself.

It's really frustrating.

Xu Qian continued: "I tell you that there are no vulgar things, and the elegant ones no longer exist. This is equivalent. Only vulgarity can make people approach your art. There is no distinction between high and low art."

"Don't forcefully deprive me of my aesthetics, so that the people and me will retain a common right. If you speak good classical Chinese, you will not be able to refute it."

"Puff!"

Many people laughed again. Who else can this concubine's son say? Isn't this what Meng Fan mentioned?

Zeng Yi was shocked. Xu Qian was so irritable. Just this elegant and vulgar actually brought out such a lot of things. What's more important is that what he said seemed to make sense.

The audience was watching with relish.

"I've been attracted by Xu Qian."

"Hahaha, this is a terrifying laughter."

"There is no good intention to make a plan."

............

Meng Fan's eyes were full of murderous aura. Today, Xu Qian really didn't give him any face. From the beginning, he ruthlessly exposed the nonsense that he had only slept for thirty minutes in two consecutive months.

Then he started to scold him.

Xu Qian continued: "Gaoya is not a pretense, but a grandson is a pretense."

"Hahaha!!!"

Many viewers laughed and kept patting their chests.

"Incisive, this sentence is too insightful."

"Gaoya is not pretending, but grandson is pretending. Is this saying that Meng Fan is a grandson?"

"Xu Qian's mouth is too poisonous..."

"Xu Qian is so awesome, and he admires him so much."

"I'll just take it, Xu Qian really said such a golden sentence."

.............

Liu Jia and Yang Yan were also trying hard to laugh. No matter what, they were also people in the same circle as Meng Fan, and they always wanted to give him some face.

All the students of the Magic Sound Track were shocked. Meng Fan has always been their idol and the object of their desire, but now Meng Fan is actually called by Xu Qian as a grandson.

Meng Fan was so angry that his whole body was trembling. Xu Qian's words were so poisonous.

Zhang Guo’s admiration for Xu Qian is now deeply rooted in the bones. Apart from Xu Qian, who dares to talk to Meng Fan like this?

It is unprecedented that a trainee is so strong with the Star Promoter. It is precisely because of unprecedented success that Xu Qian can show his awesomeness.

Xu Qian continued: "Sometimes I see them pretending that I am angry and live a good life. What's wrong with it all day long? As soon as I got on the bus, I squeezed it out like a sour pear. He even pulled out an English newspaper. Do you know it? The roadside also speaks, half Chinese and half English."

"It's also true to buying apples, hello, handsome guy, I thought to myself that you have bought rotten apples, what are you trying to show off?"

"Ha ha."

Everyone laughed, they just thought what Xu Qian said was too interesting, the most important thing was that Xu Qian said was full of emotion.

Xu Qian continued, "Oh, I bought a shampoo, I have to go to the Shasha shop in Hong Kong Island. Come on, you are not as good as my hair."

"The pants are dirty, so I have to tell people, "Oh, I fell off after eating abalone. If you urinate your pants, you will say you urinate your pants."

"Ha ha."

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"Peel your pants..."

"Is Xu Qian telling crosstalk?"

.........

He Zhengzong was speechless. The good "Star of Tomorrow" was turned into a crosstalk conference by Xu Qian, but after he looked around, almost everyone was attracted by Xu Qian.

"It seems that this is not bad."

He Zhengzong secretly said.

Xu Qian continued: "After the meal here, I sign a contract. Sorry, sir, I can't sign a contract. I swipe the card...Which card will you use to drink a bowl of wontons? Is this?"

"Hahaha."

It was almost Xu Qian who said something, and the audience who was there laughed.

Xu Qian continued: "A man and a woman stand by the roadside, talk well."

"It's like a poem. This man is also, "Remember to be happy." This woman, "But my mentality has always been up and down." "You can't let go." "I have to slant my face to forty-five degrees before I can make tears flow down." "You will always be my proud princess. I'm leaving, your husband is about to get off work." "I'm despicable!"

At this moment, even Liu Jia and Yang Yan couldn't help laughing.

Meng Fan really didn't want to stay here for a moment. Xu Qian was so immoral that he was simply mocking him.

The examples given by Xu Qian can be summarized by the word "scum". Isn't this "scum" just scolding him? Meng Fan is now holding a fire in his stomach and cannot vent it.

He Zhengzong also looked at Xu Qian inexplicably. Many people outside said that Xu Qian was a treasure boy. He originally thought that this sentence was a bit exaggerated, but now it seems that Xu Qian is really a treasure boy.

He can write songs, poems, and now he can speak crosstalk.

Moreover, this crosstalk is vivid and can mobilize others' emotions. This can be seen from the reactions of the audience on site, and the reactions of the audience on site are very good.

In his eyes, Xu Qian is really special. Such a person has his own hot topics, and such a person deserves to be famous.
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