However, when he turned his back to everyone, everyone realized that things were not that simple.

"This guy... doesn't it hurt..." Looking at the three daggers stuck on their backs, a group of people were frightened...

…

"Hey, stupid dog, don't sleep! It's already half past three, how long are you going to stay in bed? Ah? Get up quickly! Get up and cook for me!" Si Que was already on his way to death.

It gradually moved away, and now it was squatting on Lin Sen's head, showing off its power and looking very proud.

Lin Sen squinted his eyes and ignored it.

Turned over and continued to sleep.

"Oh! You stupid dog, where did you go last night? Wake up! If you don't wake up, I will tell your wife about the kiss you had with my mistress!"

This false accusation is serious enough.

Lin Sen sat up suddenly and grabbed the crappy bird that was talking nonsense.

"Do you like braised or stewed?"

The broken mouth was clamped, and the bird could only whine, but could not speak.

Lin Sen began to think about it seriously.

He carefully recalled several dishes he had learned.

"It's not bad for grilling! What do you think?"

"Huh?!?" Si Que was really anxious.

Fortunately, the savior appeared just in time.

Lemidia, only wrapped in a bath towel, pushed open the door and walked in. She glanced at Lin Sen and then at Xiao Pozui.

"Stop scaring it. Come out and help. The sewer is blocked again."

Is it blocked again? Lin Sen’s brain is a little hard to use... Isn’t this the age of technology? Why do men still need to be responsible for unblocking the sewers themselves?

Then……

"Ah! What are you doing!"

Lin Sen, who pushed the door open, had no idea that Lemidia and Wu Huan had been having a couple's bath before. When he pushed the door in half asleep, he happened to see a beautiful scene of spring.

It's just that the time is a bit short.

It was so short that Lin didn't even see the fist clearly, and was knocked unconscious with a "bang".

…

"Ah... woman..." Chen Guang looked at the stars and drank wine. He was teaching Owen by words and deeds not to get too close to women. It is an extremely bad habit.

"Didn't you forget to buy a gift? Ah? Do you have to be so angry? Ah? You say? Why is it that only men are responsible for loving women, but women can't love me in return?" Probably because he drank too much, Chen Guang said.

The things that pop up are getting more and more outrageous.

Owen's ears felt calloused. If he hadn't been afraid that he would drink too much and fall into the crater, he wouldn't have come here to accompany him in the cold weather.

"It's better to be brothers! Isn't it! Women...heh...don't think so! Damn it, everyone in the base now calls me a heartless person. What do you mean...what is this? Is she happy?

"Ah? Am I happy again?" Chen Guang's steps were really fast, and he almost felt like falling into a volcano several times.

Owen blew the sea breeze, drank cold wine, smashed his mouth and complained: "Who told you to talk like farts? You deserve it now!"

"Deserve it? Who deserves it? Me? Huh!" Chen Guang's drunken fist was already a bit like a god. He walked up to Owen and said with a breath of wine: "I deserve it. I was almost eaten by a mutant because of her! This is not the case.

Because I like her and have her in my heart!"

Owen just wanted to laugh after hearing this. He supported Chen Guang and said, "Look at you, you still don't admit it. Since you said you have her in your heart, why do you say you don't have a lover in front of so many people?"

"That's because..." Chen Guang's mind was still a little conscious, but his face became embarrassed when he thought about it.

"Why!" Owen rolled his eyes at him: "You really think your brother and I are stupid! I can tell you, I know women better than you! What women care about most is the sense of recognition and importance, but you are better,

It’s just that you forgot the gift, and you ignored her in public. You might as well have let her be eaten by the alien species! It would have saved her from feeling heartbroken now.”

After listening to these words, Chen Guang finally understood.

He sat down depressedly, no longer complaining, and lowered his head, looking at the lava under his feet like a child who had made a mistake.

After a while, he said: "I turned out to be a bastard..."

Owen nodded in agreement: "Super asshole!"

…

"Ah... man..." On the other side, in a carefully decorated room, four beauties, Amy, Jin Ying'er, Manny and Qin Wen, were sitting there watching the two drunkards going crazy.

"What's so good about a man? If you don't want it, don't want it! Bah!" Nan Yingjian hugged her new drinking buddy with a righteous look on her face.

"It's a shame to give him back! If we women could give birth to children on our own, who would let these stinky men touch us! It's really disgusting to me!"

Jin Ying'er chewed the completely undercooked meat skin with a look of confusion on her face.

Amy tried hard to keep smiling and wanted to say something to persuade her, but she didn't know how to speak.

"That's right! I really think I like him, yes, damn, that stupid thing actually made me look embarrassed in front of so many people! If I forgive him, I won't be a human being!" Vivian was also really angry.

, she threw the small cup aside, picked up the bottle and started drinking.

"Good drinker! Come on! Do it!" Nan Yingjian's face turned red. Seeing this, she also picked up the bottle and drank it.

The two of them were so heroic that they soared into the sky...

…

"Are you really going to do this?" Nan Yingjian burped and looked at Yincheng seriously.

Yincheng pushed all the wine bottles away and nodded seriously.

"kindness."

"You!" The little fist was raised, and then fell softly.

"Beast!"

…

"I'll send it here...she'll leave it to you." Yincheng said as he was about to put Nan Yingjian down.

But Amy stepped back with a smile: "No, I don't want to be vomited all over. You'd better be a good person and do your best to send her in."

"But..." Yincheng looked at the door, hesitant.

"Nothing to worry about. Everyone is partying outside now. If you take her inside and enter her house, no one will know that you went in." After Amy said that, she turned around and left without giving Yincheng any attention.

opportunity to escape.

…

After finally wiping Nan Yingjian clean, Yincheng was about to leave when a cold little hand grabbed his sleeve.

"Don't go..."

"I don't want to be alone..."

I don't know if Nan Yingjian is sober or still drunk.

That night, Yincheng didn't leave, so he sat by the bed. After being silent for a long time, he replied: "I'm here..."

…

"What are you doing here?" Vivian took a bath and sobered up a little. It was already midnight, but Chen Guang appeared outside the door.

Just as he was about to close the door, Chen Guang blocked the door.

"I don't want to do anything. I just want to apologize to the one I love and kiss her."

Vivian's drunkenness has not dissipated, and she has not forgotten the poisonous oath she swore.

then……

"Bang!" Chen Guang was kicked downstairs.

"Pooh!"

"Ouch...who threw the garbage?"

A person passing by downstairs was hit hard. Fortunately this was the second floor, otherwise someone would have been killed.

Vivian hid behind the door and smiled secretly: "That's right, it's just the garbage thrown away by my aunt!"

Chen Guang lay on the ground, looked at the sky, and giggled: "She is indeed the woman I like, she has personality! I just need to work harder, asshole like me."

…

"This is? A Christmas tree?" Wu Huan's jaw almost dropped.

This thing more than 100 meters high is actually a Christmas tree?!!!

Is this the Eiffel Tower?!

Although Wu Huan didn't know what the Eiffel Tower was, he said it naturally.
To be continued...