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Chapter 5 Remote Control and Chat Software(1/3)

"How about it, it's both majestic and handsome, gentle and wild, right?" Hu Shubao patted my back and smiled.

"Yes, just looking at this winter melon face and these four eyes, I can figure out the lines of "Monster, see where you are going!" I said, wiping the sweat beads on my forehead.

"However, you have to find a voice actor for this character, who should I find?" Lin Yayue asked.

"The voice actor Shenma is not important, as long as it is a little magnetic, I actually think Xiao Shiyilang is very good." Hu Shubao said.

"That's easy to deal with. Just let the eleven kid's mouth shape cooperate with Xiao Shiyilang's words. However, the most important thing is the topic. Xiao Shiyilang doesn't understand the second dimension at all, so how can he chat with Leviathan?" Lin Yayue said worriedly.

I suggested: "Actually, this is not difficult. The one who understands Leviathan the most is naturally Hu Shubao himself, so I just need to chat with Leviathan. I am just a person who is responsible for speaking and translator. The one who really follows up is Hu Shubao. Hu Shubao uses his headphones to tell me the chat content, and then I am responsible for instant pronunciation."

"This method is OK. After all, the one who knows you best is yourself. Xiao Shiyilang, then you have to keep speaking up." Lin Yayue blinked at me and said.

"Ok, then, the flat combat begins!" I took a deep breath, looked at the eleventh baby with the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on the shoulder on the computer screen, and gave orders.

Time is tight, and once the preparation is completed, we immediately started the strategy plan for Leviathan. In fact, the plan is very simple. First, use the computer's remote operating system to install a desktop chat software in the Leviathan Villa computer. This software comes with a humanoid pet. This humanoid pet is the Eleventh Baby. When Leviathan is watching anime on the computer, we control the Eleventh Baby on the Leviathan desktop through remote control. Professional anime character designers are responsible for making corresponding actions for the Eleventh Baby, while Hu Shubao is responsible for finding topics and I am responsible for speaking. What I say will sound through the sound of Leviathan's section. At the same time, Leviathan also has a surveillance camera, so we can instantly know her expressions and reactions. After the preparation is complete, the three parties join forces and fight together begins.

A group of us stared at the surveillance video nervously. On the surveillance screen, Leviathan was watching the original cartoon "Doraive AV" with both hands and relish. This cartoon tells a robot from the future who returned to the past to help a mentally retarded child pursue love. As a result, love did not end, but a passionate touching story between the two people emerged.

When Leviathan finished watching an animation, I controlled the mouse, used remote desktop control, opened the Eleven Baby's software, made the Eleven Baby jump out, and then waved to Leviathan:

"Hello, Harrow."

The two-dimensional figure that suddenly jumped out of the world was of course scared Leviathan. She stared at the computer screen blankly and didn't speak for a long time because the surveillance camera was hidden very hidden. Leviathan didn't know that I was looking at her with a monitor, but she really thought that the eleven kids in the computer were staring at her.

"Why are you in a daze? I'm talking to you." As I spoke, Eleven's baby also made a dissatisfied expression, and at the same time he twisted his hands together, making a gesture of being neglected.

"Who are you?" Leviathan asked me after a while.

"I am Eleventh Baby, you should receive my gift, right?" I said with a smile.

"Gift……?"

"It's the previous figures and CDs, which I gave to you." I said happily. "Did you receive them? Do you like it?"

Leviathan came to his senses and then looked surprised on his face:

"It turns out that you gave me the disc of Doraevm? Thank you, but why are you on the computer, and why do you give me a gift?"

I proudly patted my chest and said:

"That's because I feel your love for anime. We have never seen a human like you who loves the second dimension. I am inspired by your love, and I also gave you a gift."

"So that's how it is!" Leviathan said excitedly, "Thank you, what's your name? Why are you on the computer?"

"My name is Eleven Wa, I can shuttle between any computer player. Your name is Leviathan, right?" I said as if I were strangers.

"Yes, they all call me Leviathan, but I don't like this name very much, just call me Vivi." Leviathan said with a light flashing in his eyes. "Can you go to another computer?"

"Of course, you're ready!" I clapped my hands, then disappeared from the computer screen. Immediately afterwards, I appeared in Leviathan's tablet, then on the screen of the home theater in the villa hall of Leviathan's villa, and finally on Leviathan's smartphone. These pre-prepared devices are smart systems with the computer. As long as the Eleven Baby chat software is installed, Eleven Baby can naturally be free to come and go.

Leviathan was stunned. She clapped her hands excitedly, but soon became depressed again:

"Really, it's so amazing! You can really go anywhere! But I can't touch you. Can you get out of these machines and come to me?"

I said frustrated:

"This may not be possible. Our 2D world and your 3D world are two different worlds. Even if I come to your world, I will become transparent and you will not see mine. Unless..."

"Unless what?" Leviathan asked enthusiastically.

"Unless you find a three-dimensional human being for me as my container and let me pass my thoughts into the body of the three-dimensional human being, and I can use his body to talk to you and get in touch!" I said with a smile, but I didn't expect that my words would come true, and Levitra actually began to find a way to let me show up.

"Is that so, then I'll find a human to make a container now..." Leviathan said decisively.

I was startled and said hurriedly:

"This, this doesn't work. If I make my container, that person will die. That's the same as you kill him!"

Leviathan doesn't matter:

"What does that matter? I don't like humans in the third dimension anyway. I still like you, it's so fun."

I was startled and said in sweat:

"That... in addition to finding a container, you also have to meet a condition. If you want a person like me to reach the third dimension, you must have the power of love as a guide! Only when you fall in love with me can I be by your side, otherwise, I will not be able to appear in front of you!"

Leviathan said oh, and said ignorantly:

"That's it, but I think you are very fun. I like two-dimensional people like you very much."

I shook my head and said:

"It's not enough to just like it, you have to fall in love with me."

"That's it... can I go to your world? I'm tired of our world. I like your world. I really want to go." Leviathan said in a sway.

"This is not impossible, but... it also needs the power of love as a guide!" I said with a slander. "You don't love me enough, so you can't come to our world!"

"That's the case, how can I fall in love with you?" Leviathan scratched his head and said worriedly.

"This...it depends on yourself!" I said in the deep tone of an old man, and Lin Yayue on the side gave me a thumbs up.

"Good example, Xiao Shiyilang, actually transferred the method of improving the love index to Leviathan. This trick is amazing!" Lin Yayue smiled and showed her white teeth.

And the voice of the Love Expert Advisor Group came from my headphones:

"Xiao Shiyilang performed well. Leviathan's love index is rising. It has reached 155% and is still gradually rising. This is something that other male guests have never reached!"

When I heard the evaluation of the Love Expert Advisory Group, I couldn't help but feel relieved. It seemed that I had found the right strategy.

"Continue, coeon." Lin Yayue urged with the record board.

I continued to Levitra:

"Do you want to know about our 2D world?"

Leviathan nodded repeatedly and said excitedly:

"I think, do you know everyone except you? It's like Doraemon, a cowardly bear?"

I swear by:

"That's of course. I know so many people in the second-dimensional world, so of course I know them. But they are busy filming now and have no time to see you."

"Is that so, then you have to bring them here when you have time. I really want to meet them." Leviathan's face was full of longing.

I smiled and said inexplicably:

"Seeing that you like our world so much, I will just tell you about the scandals of some celebrities in our world. According to authoritative statistics, the cowardly bear peeked at Shizuka at 627 times, used props to tease Shizuka 542, lifted Shizuka's skirt 122 times... It can be big, small, soft, hard, ice and fire, and can also stealth and peep in. Who is the hero with the imprisonment treasure purple gourd? The correct answer is... I rubbed the seven brothers with each other! Otherwise, how could the green snake be willing to be subdued by the seven brothers and be pressed under him for five hundred years?... Leopard print, short skirt, stockings, long boots, steel pipes, and tempting eyes, please guess the name of a woman. Yes, the correct answer is - the Great Saint of Riding Heaven Sun Wukong!"

I translated the information Hu Shubao asked me to Leviathan in real time, but the more I said it, the more I felt something was wrong.

Faye Wong couldn't help but say:

"Hey, Xiaobao, is it really good to ask Xiao Shiyilang to tell this Leviathan? It's too destructive, right?"

"It's not just a destruction of the three views, it's even a destruction of facial features." I couldn't help but sweat and said.

Hu Shubao said confidently:

"It's okay, don't tell me the inside story of destroying the exciting points of my childhood, how can I make him believe that we are really two-dimensional people?"

"Come on, it's clear that Hu Shubao, your gossip habit is seamlessly transferred to others." Faye Wong looked at Hu Shubao with contempt.

Hu Shubao stuck out his tongue and smiled brightly.

However, Hu Shubao's strategy skills are quite effective. After all, the one who understands herself the most in this world is herself. Leviathan is actually very interested in gossip, especially in various scandals in the second dimension. She is really interested and curious. She asks everything in detail and doesn't let go of a single point.

In a few hours, Hu Shubao talked to Leviathan about various animated stories and gossips, and discussed in depth various profound "philosophical" issues, including the tendency of Yagami Taiyi's sister-controlled tendencies and Jiaer's brother-controlled tendencies, the complex emotional relationship between Tang Monk and the traditional woman in leopard stockings, the nude fetish of Haier brothers, the ulterior secret between Snow White and the seven Guobit people, the alternative use of One Piece Luffy rubber machine gun, the tearful truth of the complex emotions of Bao Liandeng's uncle imprisoned his sister and chased his nephew, the seven-foot man turned into a dwarf by his hands, the infatuated Jurchen still lives together, and the hard-to-speak Mata training plan for Maori Ran...

After a morning of bombing, Faye Wong and I were sublimated and reshaped, and my mother no longer had to worry about our integrity.

It was not until noon that I paused the conversation with Leviathan under the excuse of eating, turned off the computer, and breathed heavily.

"The morning guide was effective, and Leviathan's love index was 75%!" The love expert advisory group gave me a score to determine Leviathan's brain wave measurement.

"It's only seventy-five points. It's so low... Faye Wong, what did you do just now?" I asked, looking at Faye Wong who came into the surveillance room.

"It's nothing. I was scared by Hu Shubao just now, so I went out and bought another pair of underwear." Faye Wong said authentically without any attention.

"Oh, it's true that she has a big wet look. I thought you were going to monitor Xiaokui. It's almost time to make an appointment with Xiaokui for dinner. I don't know how she is now." I looked at the moment on my watch and said.

Faye Wong said: "Xiao Kui's condition has indeed changed a lot today. Since she put bitter medicine in her food, her appetite has indeed dropped a lot."

I said in surprise:

“Is the effect obvious?”

Faye Wong nodded:

"It's obvious that she had ten meals in the morning, but now she doesn't know what to do with six meals, and the number is still decreasing."

"..." I wiped the sweat beads on my forehead and said ashamed, "It's good if it's effective, it's good if it's effective. When will she wait until she doesn't want to eat, it means success."

"I think she doesn't want to eat anymore. Qi Miao reported just now that she had chewed her ten nails." Faye Wong said frankly.

I was delighted and said:

"Very good. This is the time when we are attacking a big shot. Let's start dating now!"

Soon I took a helicopter to meet Xiaokui with the reservation. From a distance, I saw Xiaokui wearing a white dress waiting at the door of the restaurant, with a look of unhappiness on her face. When she saw her, she just forced her to smile.

"What's wrong? I look like I've had a shoe that looks like I've eaten bitter gourd?" I asked pretending to be unaware.
To be continued...
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