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Chapter 4 Pavlov's Pickup Method and Schrodinger Pickup Method(2/3)

A few hours later, Shakolos seemed to be completely asleep. I heard the sound of the door of the Bingku opening, and a subtle and clear voice came:

"Xiao Shiyilang?"

It was Lin Yayue's voice.

"I'm here." I whispered.

"I brought the wedding dress and put it at this door. I will leave it to you the task of changing clothes for Shakolos. Come on." Lin Yayue lowered her voice. A few seconds later, I heard the sound of Bingku's door being closed. It was obvious that Lin Yayue had left the wedding dress.

I tried to untie the arms of Shakoros holding my neck, but she was locked too tightly. I was afraid that if there was too much movement, it would wake her up, so I had to hold her and move to the door inch by inch. Finally, I touched the Green Fields wedding dress. I lifted it up with one hand and began to try to put it on Shakoros. However, she made me so tight that I had to take off her body and place it on the ground, and then take off her coat. Otherwise, the wedding dress would be so tight that I would not be able to fit in.

I hesitated for a while, and finally grabbed the corner of Shakoros's clothes and gently lifted it up, but just as I tried to take off her coat, Shakoros suddenly screamed:

"You, what are you doing!? Pervert!?" Then, I felt a slap on the face and Venus appeared in front of me.

No, she woke her up at this time!

"No, no... Listen to me, I just found a piece of clothing and thought it could keep warm and want to put it on for you!"

"Abnormal! Pervert!**!" Shakolos screamed, not listening to my explanation at all, and slapped me hard.

And the disappointed voice of the Love Expert Advisory Group also came from my headphones:

"Not good, the love index of Charcolos is falling sharply, and has fallen to 80%!"

"Nani?"

I fell, it would be a bad thing to continue like this. I worked hard all night long! I was sweating profusely. Facing the violent catharsis of Charcolos, I was so anxious that I simply screamed, and then fell to the ground, pretending to be dead, and no longer said anything.

When he heard that I fell to the ground, Shakolos was suddenly shocked and said:

"What's wrong with you?"

"My flesh was cut...Oh..." I deliberately pretended to be painful, and this trick worked. Soon Shakoros crawled to me, helped me up, and asked me hesitantly:

"Where? Where is it cut?"

I cut a hole with my fingernails on my arm and said:

"Here." Shakoros touched my wound without saying a word and began to rub it for me.

At the same time, the voice of the Love Expert Advisory Group came:

"Shakolos' index has stabilized, and Xiao Shiyilang has successfully remedy it. But the index still has not rebounded."

I was relieved.

I seized the opportunity and said to Shakros:

"I found this piece of clothing on you in the corner. You can put it on quickly to keep warm. I originally wanted to change it for you, but I didn't wake you up because I was afraid that I would wake you up."

"Is that so? Don't you want to attack me?" Shakoros asked vigilantly.

"It's black and smeared here. I can't even tell your head and feet. How can you attack you?" I complained. "Come on."

"What about you? You have fewer clothes than me, aren't it cold? Let's just wrap it in two of you, as a quilt, so that it can be much warmer."

"No, don't, you put it on quickly." I kept persuading her, but Shakolos refused, so I said, "Why do we take turns to wear it? You wear it for a while, I wear it for a while."

Shakoros agreed, and I heard the sound of her changing her wedding dress, but what made me helpless was that the love expert advisory group still reminded me that Shakoros' love index had fallen to 90%, which was still a gap from the previous one. And as expected, Shakoros did not have the tendency to be sealed like Agni before. This made me feel a little regretful. It seems that Shakoros still subconsciously thinks that I am a pervert who wants to invade her!

Fortunately, my advantage is still very obvious compared to other male guests. Not long after, Shakolos fell asleep again, and the strategy did not make any greater progress. After working hard for a day, I also slept with him for a while. When I woke up, I found that the sky was starting to brighten up. There was already a tiny light in the small skylight above the ice storage, passing through the glass wool, and a rectangular spot was revealed on the ground. The ice storage was no longer pitch black, but a little light.

"Xiao Shiyilang, let's go here first today. While Xia Kelus is sleeping, you can retreat first." Lin Yayue's tired voice came over.

"Why?" I asked in confusion.

"The decline in Xiakolos' index means that her passion has temporarily retreated. Xiakolos is like Qi Miao, a passionate and impulsive woman. The so-called separation is better than a newlywed. If you are together for a long time, her passion for you may decline. So if you leave her for a while, she will worry about you and be absent-minded. When you leave, our salesperson will tell her that you have a cold for her and are now in the hospital for rescue. Then she will have a deeper relationship with you. And, have you forgotten that you have a date with Xiao Kui? What's more, there is a Leviathan here. Leviathan is really a brick and can't get in. It seems that it depends on you."

"I understand. I am worthy of being a writer Lin. My vision and knowledge are beyond our reach! But Shakolos doesn't even know what I look like. I just left like this. How could she recognize me next time?" I said in surprise.

"You just find a string of jewelry from the ice store and leave it for her half. Keep half of it yourself. Next time she sees you, you will know it is you." Lin Yayue was indeed Lan Zhihuixin. No wonder she prepared so many jewelry here in advance. It was indeed far-sighted and comprehensive. I left half a bracelet for Shakoros according to her words, and then sneaked out of the ice store while Shakoros was still sleeping.

Lin Yayue and the others had been waiting outside for a long time. Lin Yayue had not slept well after staying up all night, and her eyes looked dim.

"Did you not sleep well last night?" I asked Lin Yayue, who looked a little haggard.

"Yes, it's because you're fucking with Shakoros." Lin Yayue rubbed her temples and said depressedly, "You have to arrange a meeting with Xiaokui at noon. And now the situation with Leviathan is not very good. Several men have asked her to watch the animation, but she is only interested in the handsome guys in the animation and has no interest in the three-dimensional men. It's really a difficult bone to crack. What should I do..."

I looked at Lin Yayue with a haggard face and couldn't help asking:

“Is there no progress at all?”

Lin Yayue said unhappily:

"It's not entirely unstable. Now I'm trying to use your name to try to guide her."

I was stunned:

"What is Schrödinger's sister-killing method? You had a suspension bridge effect before, but why did you have a Schrödinger's sister-killing method again?"

Lin Yayue smiled, and the clouds broke out in her eyes covered by gray fog:

"The so-called Schrödinger's method is a kind of method that is opposite to Pavlov's method. Pavlov's method is to give the girl you like the most every day, such as the pastries or roses she likes, and let her take this as a habit, and she will be full of expectations every day. Then one day you don't give her a gift, she will be very uncomfortable and think about you all the time. Schrödinger's method is slightly different from Pavlov's method. Schrödinger's method is random. He throws a coin before giving a gift every day. If it is

If it is the front, you will give it. If it is the negative, you will not give it. Giving a gift will become a random event, which will make the other girl's expectation even more surprising. I modified Schrödinger and made a small combination of the girl's method with Pavlov. I gave Leviathan her favorite gift every day, or animation discs, figures, or books. In short, the gifts I give every day are different, and they are also random, which will increase her expectation. Moreover, the signature I signed when I gave her gift is your name, Xiao Shiyilang."

After listening to Lin Yayue's theory that made me feel overwhelmed, I sighed:

"In this era, you have to talk about culture when you pick up a girl..."

Lin Yayue glanced at me, and a rippling smile appeared on the corners of her lips.

"But, is this useful? If you just give a gift, you are still far from the strategy Leviathan?" I said in a slight sense.

"So I'm worried now, and everyone is worried. How can Levitra, a girl who is addicted to the second dimension, make her interested in the third dimension male? I asked Hu Shubao a lot of ways, but it doesn't seem reliable..." Lin Yayue said with some worries.

"You said, why do some people like the two-dimensional world?" I asked suddenly.

This question stoked everyone in the car, including Lin Yayue.

Lin Yayue pondered for a moment and said:

"This varies from person to person. Some people like 2D anime because the characters in it are full of colors, vivid and rich in expressions, and the appearance is brief. Some people are because the characters in the anime have exaggerated expressions, good at funnyness, or the plot of the anime is exciting, and their life is too dull, of course... Some people are because they escape reality. Because the world of the 2D is carefree and does not need to worry about the troubles of reality. That world is simpler, like heaven, and more seductive, right?"

I continued to ask:

"Then why do people still hate the two-dimensional world?"

Lin Yayue thought for a while and said:

"Because everyone has to go around making a living, being addicted to the second dimension is equivalent to giving up all kinds of life in the third dimension, family affection, work, labor, life pressure, etc., which is equivalent to giving up the real world. And some people think that fake things like animation are more childish and more suitable for children."

I continued to ask:

"Now Yayue, what do you think of the 2D and anime? Do you think they are childish?"

Lin Yayue smiled and shook her head:

"No, I don't think so. I think whether it's anime or live-action movies, they are just an artistic expression. Just like sculpture, painting and calligraphy, they are all expressions of art, and it doesn't matter how good or bad it is. Of course, some people are disgusted when they hear anime. It's like a brainless audience who shouts "negative points, negative points, negative points, negative points, and negative points if they don't watch a movie."

I nodded, nodded, searching for various information about anime in my mind, but the search result was zero. I couldn't find any information about anime in my memory.

"Yayue, I have an idea about Leviathan."

"What's the idea?"

"First of all, I want to ask you a question. According to your understanding, is Hu Shubao likes animation because he escapist or is her aesthetic tending toward the 2D? If her aesthetic is the 2D, it would be a little troublesome..." I said seriously to Lin Yayue.

Lin Yayue waved her hand helplessly:

"At present, Hu Shubao's aesthetic view tends to be two-dimensional, and her aesthetic view is incompatible with the three-dimensional image."

I held my head in pain and couldn't help howling:

"Damn, this is simply not a way out!"

At this moment, my inspiration suddenly flashed and said:

"Since Hu Shubao likes anime so much, then she must have anime heroes who like to worship, right? Maybe we can use this as an entry point."

"It makes sense." Lin Yayue looked at me seriously, then connected Hu Shubao's communication line and asked:

"Hu Shubao, do you have your favorite handsome anime or heroic characters?"

Hu Shubao's agitated voice came quickly:

“Yes, yes!”

"Is that so? Is that Echizen Ryuma or Kurapika?"

"That, actually... is trampling on each other's babies!"

Lin Yayue's whole face became weird, but she still asked with a forced smile:

"Do you like the big or the second one?"

"Actually... I like Liuwa. He looks so handsome when casting spells."

"Is that... what is Liuwa's spell?"

"Invisibility." Hu Shubao replied without hesitation.

"This handsome scene...it seems a bit difficult to make up for your imagination..." Lin Yayue smiled dryly, foaming at her mouth.
To be continued...
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