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Chapter 7

Life is the best teacher.

Zhao Shenxiu understood that simple show-offs will not actually cause shock to others. When you see others showing off, what is the first feeling? The first feeling is, yo, this person is showing off, what is there to pretend to be? Don’t you know if you are struck by lightning? In this process, you will have any emotions, envy, jealousy, hate, but there will be no shock or admiration, unless you really hope that you are good, such as family and lovers, they will sincerely be surprised when you are outstanding, so that you can gain some shock and admiration.

But then again, can you show off in front of your family and lover? No, because pretending will eventually produce a slap in the face, which will make people feel ashamed. It aims to destroy the enemy's self-confidence, destroy their will, and make him feel a lament of "Why is it bright if you give birth to Yu?" If you really want to pretend to be someone who cares about you and loves you, your conscience will be greatly damaged.

To sum up, pretending to be slapped is not the correct posture to get the shock point, but the unexpected slap is the key. If you position it accurately, you can delete it with a slap, mainly unexpected slap!

If you slap people every day, you will be beaten up by angry tribesmen sooner or later. The danger factor is too high, and Zhao Shenxiu will not do it!

However, the current situation still needs to be resolved. Although Zhao Shenxiu was hit by Zhao Lao Er several times, he was the first to slap people. Besides, Zhao Lao Er is an elder after all, and the younger generation hits the elders as soon as they join the clan guard. This is a bad impact and must be handled properly.

Otherwise, if this incident reached the clan, they would call people up and slap people in the face at night, and everyone would drown Zhao Shenxiu with one spit.

赵神秀也没有架子,更没有恶意,当时也不知道怎么的,脑子突然一抽,就来了那么一下,真不是故意的,于是低眉顺眼地跑到赵老二面前:“二叔,对不住了,我今天受刺激了,失恋!一是想不开,想找人揍我一顿,就出了这么一个昏招.”

This lie is right and reasonable. Zhao Laoer did not doubt that he was there and clapped his hands and said, "You just say it! I have to beat around the bush. Will I disagree? Someone came to the door to find a slap, how could I refuse? Do you want to continue now? I still have some strength!"

Zhao Shenxiu was so scared that she took two steps back and shook her head: "No, I'm already recovering. Don't beat me up. It's so late, you'd better go home and sleep! By the way, this is 100 Clan coins, which is considered an apology. I will never slap you in the face again!"

When Zhao Laoer saw that he had money to take, his eyes were bright. The ground was a little dazzling at night. He took the clan coins like thunder, but he was still unsatisfied and said: "Shenxiu, your slap just now was not very heavy. For your sincerity, I forgive you. Hi, you can get 100 clan coins if you are slapped in the face. Even if you are beaten, it will be worth it!"

Zhao Shenxiu pondered for two seconds, "Bang!" and hit Zhao Lao Er for another time.

The number of shocks from Zhao Laoer: 1

The number of shocks from the patriarch: 1

Look, this unexpected is the key to getting the shock! Zhao Shenxiu said embarrassedly: "Second Uncle, this is what you said yourself, don't blame me."

Zhao Laoer: "..." Zhao Shenxiu, did your family know that you were so handsome early in the morning, so they gave you such a name?

The patriarch woke up from the shock and quickly smoothed out the situation: "Zhao Laoer, look at your mouth that was not in the door, you have been punished! Hurry up and go back to sleep with the money, remember this lesson!"

Zhao Laoer looked at Zhao Shenxiu, then looked at the money, and gritted his teeth and admitted it. After all, he also had part of his responsibility for this matter.

Zhao Shenxiu took out another 50 clan coins: "Why don't you slap again!" Look, what a child who knows how to calculate, he suddenly slapped Zhao Laoer with a 50 clan coins.

This time the patriarch and Zhao Lao Er did not provide shock value. The more shocked he was a little immune. The patriarch slapped Zhao Shenxiu on the back of the head and roared: "You are not finished yet, are you?" Then he pinched Zhao Shenxiu's neck and left like a chicken, leaving Zhao Lao Er to worry about the night wind. Do you want those 50 clan coins?

Zhao Shenxiu was mentioned to the team leader's home all the way. The clan leader is the most powerful in the clan. Zhao Shenxiu was pinched by him and had no room for resistance.

"Tell me, why do you do this?" The clan leader sat on the chair and prepared to strengthen his ideological education for the genius who had appeared in this clan for 700 years. He saw that Zhao Shenxiu had found a seat and was about to sit down.

The number of shocks from the patriarch: 1

The patriarch has never met such a strange tribe. When the elders came to visit him, they respectfully waited for the patriarch to "sit down" before they would sit down. Now it was clearly your Zhao Shenxiu who made a mistake. I stayed in the middle of the night and wanted to educate you so that the saplings in your tribe would grow into crooked trees. You didn't have the eyesight at all, so you wouldn't be polite.

The patriarch said sternly: "Stand and speak!"

Zhao Shenxiu didn't sit down now, and the patriarch was angry. It would be better to slow down the issue of earning shock.

"Why do this!"

Zhao Shenxiu said honestly: "I am not a genius in the clan who has seen it once in 700 years. I want to pass on my happiness and turn it into more happiness."

The patriarch was silent. After several seconds, he asked in a low voice: "Aren't you feeling heartbroken and wanting to find excitement?"

Zhao Shenxiu uttered and smiled awkwardly: "The patriarch, there are also reasons for this, together, together."

The patriarch smiled and said, "If you don't follow the actual trick, you won't get a penny for your three-month salary!"

Zhao Shenxiu said quickly: "Clan leader, I just want to pretend to be a clan and see if I can get some benefits."

"What benefits do you want?"

Of course I wanted to get some shock, but this was not easy to say to the team leader. It would be bad if the dot patriarch asked what was shocking. So Zhao Shenxiu lied without changing his expression: "I am a genius, the hope of the clan. Everyone may care more about me. You also know that I have no parents since I was seven years old, I..." It would be even better if I had a little tears at this time. However, Zhao Shenxiu is not the actor and cannot squeeze out tears. He quickly lowered his head to cover up.

This is reasonable at that time. It is understandable that those who have lost their parents at the age of seven and want to get care. Although the methods are inappropriate, who told him to be a genius? The patriarch was reluctant to give him a slap: "Then why did you have to slap Zhao Laoer in the face?"

This is the doubt. If you want to get care, why do you slap Zhao Lao Er? One hit is not enough. You have to hit the second one. You still want to hit the third one...

Zhao Shenxiu made a lot of money in his brain: "Clan leader, I originally wanted to share the joy with Zhao Lao Er, but he didn't listen. He always asked me to get out. He kindly treated it as a donkey and pushed me. I slapped him in the face in anger. After I was angry, I regretted it! Then I took out a hundred clan coins and wanted to compensate him. At this time, he said that one hundred clan coins could slap him twice. I regretted it even more when I heard it. You also know that I don't have parents, so I can only live on monthly subsidies. I have developed a good habit of not wasting since I was a child. I have to pick up and eat all the rice grains that accidentally fell on the ground. When I thought that I had spent 50 clan coins, I had to pick up how much rice I dropped on the ground to eat to make up for such losses. However, Zhao Lao Er is extremely greedy, how could he spit it out when he got the money? My heart was like a knife, and I felt that I could never waste it, so I slapped him again."

The art of language was used to the extreme by Zhao Shenxiu. The clan leader couldn't help but see the scene of Zhao Shenxiu picking up dirty rice grains from the ground and stuffing them into his mouth. The real listener was sad and saw him crying. The clan leader's eyes turned red and said, "Poor child, you are really suffering, so why did you take out 50 clan coins and slap him in the face?"

Zhao Shenxiu said, "Clan leader, I felt very conflicted at the time. On the one hand, I felt very guilty. It was really not necessary to slap Zhao Laoer in the face. The clan members are my relatives. I really want to make up for my mistakes and compensate him. I took out 50 clan coins, but I was very reluctant to leave it when I took it out. I was so frugal that I was wasting a total of 150 clan coins in just a while. My hands were trembling when I was fighting. At that time, my mind was blank. I said such a sentence by mistake. Master, I didn't mean it!"

The patriarch's tears finally remained. The man did not shed tears easily, but the reason was that he had not reached the sad place. The child lived alone since he was seven years old and has not lived easily. The 150 clan coins might be the last money he had on him. Although he only had such a little money, he was willing to take out most of them to apologize. How kind, it is so strange that no one taught him how to deal with people. He obviously wanted to share his happy events, but he did not make any mistakes. So the patriarch stood up and went to the room to take 500 clan coins to Zhao Shenxiu, and said kindly: "Child, you can take this money first. You have just become a clan guard and your salary this month has not been paid. I spent 100 clan coins tonight. I guess you have no remaining money. You can take this money first."

Zhao Shenxiu suppressed his surprise and said deliberately: "Class leader, I will definitely return this money to you!"

The patriarch waved his hand and said, "No need to pay it back. You have been wronged over the years. I will take this money as compensation for you. Don't take it seriously today. Ordinary tribesmen don't know the inheritance and cannot understand your joy. You can share it with the clan guards, they understand."

Zhao Shenxiu was frightened: "This is not possible, you must not use it!"

The patriarch asked curiously: "Why?"

"Just one Zhao Er beat me so badly. How could I be replaced by a higher-powered guard? I will die!"

What do you say about this? You slapped Zhao Lao Er before you get beaten. As long as you don’t slapped the guards, why do they beat you? However, the patriarch considered that Zhao Shenxiu might have some shortcomings in dealing with people, so he would not force him: "Whatever you want, take the money and hurry back to sleep, get up early tomorrow to practice."

Zhao Shenxiu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. When she turned around, she was like a weasel who had stolen a chicken, and she slipped away like oil on the soles of her feet.

After Zhao Shenxiu left, the patriarch found Kang Bo, the manager in the family, and said to him: "Kum Bo, go check the subsidy given to him by Zhao Shenxiu's parents' death. This kid is so pitiful, not to mention that this subsidy has been deducted from the tribe."

Speaking of the deductible, a cold light flashed in the patriarch's eyes. He had always been disgusted with such a thing, especially when this happened to the genius in the clan who appeared in 700 years, he was even more concerned. Whether the clay clan could rise might fall on Zhao Shenxiu's shoulders. If Zhao Shenxiu had any objections to the clan, it would be a big deal!

Kang Bo is very efficient in his work, and soon he found the result: "The clan leader, the monthly subsidy given to Zhao Shenxiu is 1,000 clan coins, and there is no deduction."

"No!" The patriarch was puzzled: "1,000 clan coins are definitely enough for that kid to get rich and prosperous? Could he make a mistake?"

Kang Bo shook his head: "No, his parents are still very respected by the people in the clan. The elders are quite caring for Zhao Shenxiu. Moreover, this kid has many ways to make money. Just two days ago, you handed over the choice of candidates for guarding the clan to him, and he also earned tens of thousands of clan coins."

"..." At this time, the patriarch had reminisced about it. The feelings kid just now had all made up the words. Unexpectedly, he didn't expect that he had not completed the ideological education class and was cheated of tears and clan coins. The patriarch felt aggrieved and his face was extremely ugly.

Kang Bo hurriedly stepped forward to help the clan leader calm down. After a while, Kang Bo asked the clan leader: "Why do I catch him in front of you tomorrow? This time I must let him experience the pain of flesh and blood!"

The patriarch thought for a while and finally said, "Forget it, this is his survival wisdom. If a fool in the clan is born who only knows how to practice and can't deal with things, I will be troubled. If he releases his temperament in the future, other tribes will feel better! Let's give up!"

Overall, although the clan leader was disguised by Zhao Shenxiu, he was not angry but happy. The five hundred clan coins were really not worth mentioning to the clan leader. That is, shedding tears in front of him was a bit of a loss of the majesty of the clan leader, but geniuses always have privileges. If other children in the clan dared to be so brave, the clan leader insisted that he know why flowers are so red and where is the limit of bones to bear!

For Zhao Shenxiu, there were still a lot of gains tonight. Zhao Laoer and the clan leader each contributed 2 shock points, and Zhao Fang inexplicably contributed 1 shock point. In addition, the remaining ones before were 5.4 shock points. He asked the system: "System, can you tell me how many shock points you need for every 1% increase?"

System: "It is cheaper to optimize in the early stage, and the higher the cost is, the higher the cost. From now on, I will give you an average value. In the future, every 1% optimization will require 20 shock points or admiration points."

Zhao Shenxiu estimated it silently, and she knew it. It seemed that she had to hurry up and earn a little shock. The road ahead was long!
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