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5 Long nights, unintentional sleep.

Zhou Xingzu returned to the hut, picked up the mirror and started to dress up. It was necessary to organize his rough image and leave a good impression on Miss Bai Jingjing.

“Ah~~~”

The second in commander's scream came from outside the village, and Zhou Xingzu was helpless: "It is not good to eavesdrop on other people's privacy."

He remembered that at this time, the second head of the army must have gone to the corner of the wall and broke the prototypes of Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshiniang. A spider spirit and a white bone spirit scared Zhu Bajie very much.

Now the second leader should be escaping his life madly, and there seems to be a black cow in the cow pen in the cattle village. The black cow also heard the secret of Tang Sanzang, that is, it sneaked out and reported the news to the Bull Demon King, so that the Bull Demon King would know the news.

Zhou Xingzu had the urge to slaughter this bull, but I'd better forget it. As an important figure in the Westward Journey, Bull Demon King would appear sooner or later even if he didn't appear. The key is that Zhou Xingzu has no ability at all and cannot afford the risk of changing the plot.

You must quickly brush Bai Jingjing's love value...

Just as Zhou Xingzu made a secret decision, Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshiniang came together. Bai Jingjing smiled and said, "Gangmaster, don't mind the two of us sisters coming to ask for a cup of tea."

"I don't mind, I have tea, I have wine, I have people... I do!" Zhou Xingzu straightened his chest.

At this time, the second head of the army hurriedly pushed the door open: "Gangzhu, gangzhu... Oh, it turns out that our Wuyue Mountain is the former Wuzhi Mountain, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong meet here. The cow in our Niulu actually speaks. These two guys, one has eight hands, and the other is the boss..."

The second headmaster said that at this time, he suddenly saw Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshiniang both in the house, looking at him with meaningful eyes.

"Have you finished speaking?" Zhou Xingzu smiled.

The second head of the army nodded quickly: "I'm done, I'm done."

As he said, he was so scared that he shivered.

"When you finish speaking, go out." Zhou Xingzu kicked Erzhu out. If he was not familiar with the plot, it wouldn't matter if he could listen. But he remembered the plot clearly, so he was too lazy to listen to Erzhu's lines.

Seeing that the second head of the army was kicked out by Zhou Xingzu, Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshiniang both got up to say goodbye. Zhou Xingzu hurriedly tried to keep him: "Girl, then you haven't even drunk any tea!"

“Another day or day.”

"Let's go for another night, the tea at night is more authentic." After Zhou Xingzu sent the two out, he continued to take out the mirror and start dressing up. It's true that Supreme Treasure's face is still quite delicate.

It can be seen that Stephen Chow was also a handsome guy when he was young. Fortunately, Stephen Chow did not rely on his high appearance and went to idol school, otherwise he would lose a lot of classics.

After rummaging through the boxes and cabinets, Zhou Xingzu still found a white shirt and a certain black crown: "I finally found it."

After changing his clothes, Zhou Xingzu felt that he had traveled directly to Tang Bohu and did not feel any inconsistency. It was estimated that the time was about to be over, and Chun Sanshiniang should have used the Soul Transfer Technique to the Second Head.

Zhou Xingzu shook his sleeves and casually put on a pair of shoes. After shaving the beard on his face, he pushed open the door and walked out. He was about to have a late-night encounter with Bai Jingjing. It is estimated that the love value will increase a little after this coincidence.

At present, his love relationship with Bai Jingjing is at 75 points, which is an ordinary situation and is not far from 90 points.

As soon as Zhou Xingzu opened the door, he happened to meet a blind man who wanted to come to find him. When the blind man saw the gang leader's dress, he exclaimed: "Ghost..."

A shrill wail sounded late at night. The originally blind man wanted to come to the gang leader to discuss the Jade-faced Flying Dragon Magical Art. He hoped that the gang leader would teach a move for his hard work and great achievements. But now the blind man can't care so much, he pulled up his legs and ran back.

"You're so handsome, do you think there's a ghost? You've never seen the world before, bah." Zhou Xingzu muttered twice, spitted in the direction of the blind man's escape, and then walked outside.

Bai Jingjing in the distance heard the scream and said, "I'll go and see the situation."

Bai Jingjing came outside Wuyue Mountain Village, but she didn't see anyone, nor did she smell a little ghostly, so she let go of her guard. It seemed that Tang Sanzang's affairs had not been leaked. Suddenly, she heard a cough and quickly turned around and shouted: "Who is it!"

Under the faint moonlight, Zhou Xingzu stood on the wooden bridge, leaving only a figure with his hands on his hips: "The night is long and there is no intention to sleep."

"I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turned out that Miss Jingjing, you couldn't sleep either."

Read it out!

Finally I read this classic line!

Zhou Xingzu was snickering in secret, and he was very excited inside.

Although the reason why he has been following the plot now is that he has no ability to change the plot. As a die-hard fan of Stephen Chow, Zhou Xingzu also has a feeling for Stephen Chow's movies.

Since I have come to Stephen Chow's movie world, I have to find an opportunity to read out the classic lines. This feeling is really comfortable all over, just like I have created a classic by myself.

Bai Jingjing replied with a look of a fool: "Yes, I don't know why the leader can't sleep?"

"It's because of you, Miss Jingjing."

"Me?" Bai Jingjing said suspiciously.

"That's right, since I saw Miss Jingjing, I fell in love with her at first sight. In order to show my sincerity, I specially changed a set of clothes. Does Miss Jingjing think it looks good?" Zhou Xingzu remembers the classic lines, but it does not mean that he remembers all the lines.

At least he forgot about this paragraph now, so he created it temporarily by himself.

After saying that, he turned around and showed a bright sunny smile. Unexpectedly, when Bai Jingjing saw him shaved, she said anxiously: "It turns out it's you, a stinky monkey."

"Sun Wukong, do you think it's enough to become a human?"

Zhou Xingzu had no time to talk about the lines. Bai Jingjing didn't say anything and just pointed: "Look at my Samadhi White Bone Fire, burn you, a hairless stinky monkey."

With a whoosh, Zhou Xingzu appeared in his hand and lit a flame.

"Wow, you're not right in the lines. Do you need to burn me? Why bother?"

"Why do you have to do it?" Zhou Xingzu shook his hand and found in surprise that he didn't feel any burning sensation.

Is this considered the true fire of Samadhi?

Zhou Xingzu had a kind of enlightenment in his mind. This should be the ability brought by the reincarnation body. With Sun Wukong being able to survive in the furnace of Taishang Laojun, what is the samadhi true fire? What's more, Bai Jingjing's samadhi white bone fire, I don't know if it's the genuine samadhi true fire.

However, Zhou Xingzu shook his hands hard, but found that he had no ability at all and could extinguish the flame.

Bai Jingjing also felt a little surprised when she saw him helplessly shaking her hands. If it were that smelly monkey, she could blow out the fire with just one breath.

"Am I wrong?"

A white Jingjing flashed into the front of Zhou Xingzu, waved her hand to destroy the flames, and cursed: "Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that you have no beard and no character at all?"

"You don't believe in literature or martial arts. If you don't become a bandit, you still want to be the top scholar."

"Save it, let's change your image, and be a promising profession of bandits."
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