Chapter 851
Whether Liu Zhongyi can kill the god is another matter. For the time being, let us focus on the three realms.
Liu Song's real body was on the earth for a week, but only one day passed by the Three Realms. But it was very lively. Because of the appearance of a person, the entire Three Realms turned upside down. Countless gods and monsters were one head and two big, and they felt that they were almost killed.
The initiator of all this was Sheng Lingwu, but this guy changed into Liu Song's appearance and did evil, making the entire Three Realms messy. Although many gods knew that the culprit was not Liu Song, when he mentioned this name, he felt it was a tickle of hatred.
Because so long has passed, the fake Liu Song has caused so many troubles, but the real Liu Song did not show up to stop him. This made the gods, Buddhas, and demons very angry. They scolded Liu Song behind their backs, thinking about finding an opportunity to take a walk around the Feitian Leader for two rounds, causing some trouble for the great lord, little adults, hehe.
So, what bad things did Liu Song, that is, the living spirits did during this period, so that everyone in the Three Realms gritted their teeth so much? Let's turn back time, let's take a look at all the unreliable things this guy has done in recent times.
First, take a peek at the shower!
How arrogant is this guy? If he is an ordinary little god and fairy, it would be fine if you peek at him. This guy is actually bold enough to peek at Queen Mother of the West and Guanyin Bodhisattva in the bathing and changing clothes!
The barriers created by these two powerful people have no effect on living beings. They feel like they are in a state of no one. They come and leave whenever they want. If they hadn't watched the goddesses' praise after taking a bath with relish, they wouldn't have noticed it.
Every time this guy has peeped, his eyes flashed, and his face showed in the void, and then he praised without hesitation: "Her beautiful face, devilish figure, lotus in clear water, natural decoration, beautifying the whole country and the world!"
Then he laughed hard three times, and directly blew the lungs of Queen Mother of the West and Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although Guanyin Bodhisattva is a Buddhist, he pays attention to the tranquility of heaven and earth and the mind, but when faced with such things as being peeped at, the Bodhisattva will also be crazy!
"Liu Song, I can't spare you!" Queen Mother of the West said hatefully, and even held a grudge against the real Liu Song.
"Donor Liu Song, you're a little over... Another day I'll go to Feitian to talk to the donor, and listen to the Dharma and preaching scriptures, which is also a blessing in life!" Guanyin Bodhisattva put his hands together, and said solemnly.
Then... a heart-wrenching roar suddenly came from the quiet fairy valley of the old mother in Mount Li: "Okay, Liu Song, it's okay to peek at me and take a bath, but you dare to humiliate me verbally. I, I... I and you are incompatible with the power of Feitian!"
It turned out that the fake Liu Song, that is, after watching Queen Mother of the West and Guanyin Bodhisattva, had a flash of eyes and hit the mother of Mount Li. It happened that the mother of Mount Li was also taking a bath and changing clothes, so this guy went again.
After all, the mother of Lishan gave the world the image of a middle-aged man. There was a huge difference between her appearance and figure and the two top goddesses. Therefore, after watching the goddess bathing and changing clothes, the creatures felt boring for middle-aged and elderly women like Lishan Laomo.
So I couldn't help but mutter softly: "After all, it's an old woman. Look at her skin, grandma, who came with interest, but she was going to return in disgrace. It's bad luck, bad luck!"
Then he walked out of the void and showed the image of Liu Song, a young man in black and white clothes and white face, with depression written on his face and contempt in his eyes. He gently swept over his unsatisfactory figure in his mother's unsatisfactory figure, and then left with a fluttering look.
As powerful as the old mother of Mount Li, Nuwa's independent clone is helpless with this creature. As the name suggests, no matter what method he uses, the other party just needs to spit out the word "no" and dissipate the means containing a trace of rules into the invisible.
The living beings are so resistant to the heavens. All the rules under the control of the seven realms of heaven, this guy only needs one thought, and no rule will work. He collapsed in an instant and disappeared without a trace.
Come and go freely, like a gust of wind, all means are air to it. The creatures are non-powerful, the powerful makes people tremble, the powerful makes people helpless, and the powerful makes people unable to develop a sense of resistance in their hearts.
"There is no living creature... You guy is a bit too much!"
In a snake-shaped bedroom in the sky outside the sky, Nuwa, dressed in white, looked down at the bottom, her face was unstable, and finally she slowly showed a bitter smile. What's the use of being angry? Faced with such a strange guy, being angry will only hurt your body.
"Forget it. When he has enough fun in the Three Realms, he will harm other worlds. Let him be arrogant for a while." In the end, Nuwa said helplessly.
There is an unwritten rule among the seven realms. When facing the pranks that no creature can resist, then... After playing with them, this guy will feel that this world is boring. In order to seek excitement, he will naturally go to other worlds.
Even if it is an infinite space, it only takes one sentence for the living being, and the distance will be infinitely shortened. It is as simple as crossing a piece of paper when he goes from one world to another.
The incident of several goddesses being peeped quickly spread throughout the three realms, so a voice suddenly appeared in the Three Realms on this day: All goddesses, fairies, don’t take a bath, even female ghosts, don’t take a bath, don’t take a bath, don’t take a bath, say important things three times, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!
No creature was born, which shocked all the females in the Three Realms to dare not take a bath for thirty days. What a mighty power? Since Pangu created the world, how could such a mighty thing have happened in the three realms? Only creatures do not have such courage!
Okay, the matter of peeping and taking a bath has come to an end. Now no female cultivator can make the creatures enjoy their time. The entire three realms have become boring. So... should he leave soon?
No, no, the creature has no way to use Liu Song’s image to make things bigger. Since I can’t live up to my eyes, I’ll steal it!
The second prank that creatures do not mingle in the Three Realms focuses on stealing the word "stealing", not stealing treasures, not eating delicious food, and stealing women's clothes, especially close-fitting clothes.
So, since the birth of the Three Realms, all the female fairies have made their intestines so angry that they always think of the day when they tremble from time to time. On this day, all the female fairies are angry, and they also feel a deep fear.
The creatures were not crazy. At the beginning, they just stole all the close-fitting clothes that the female cultivator placed on the wardrobe bed and waited for various open places, and then looked at their own spoils and felt dissatisfied. First, the number of these clothes was a little small, but the clothes were always not exciting enough when they looked at them.
It is a bit too conservative to say that these are close-fitting clothes, or is it... the close-fitting clothes that really make people excited and can stimulate the infinitely powerful in the hearts of male animals are hidden in a more hidden place?
The living beings are very smart. They only need a slight flash of their eyes and think of a very good note. Every female cultivator has storage space. These spaces can be opened anytime and anywhere, which is more important than a close-fitting baby.
Therefore, such a space is definitely very exciting, sexy, and even very enchanting, close-fitting...clothes! These mysterious spaces or space rings, belts, hairpins, necklaces, bracelets, etc., but all these storage spaces are transparent to the living beings.
No matter how hidden space you are, living things need only a wordless one. All these spaces open the door to it like a room, and then living things are either in a normal form or in a normal form, or shrink their bodies and swagger in, taking away all the very beautiful and heart-warming close-fitting clothes.
The creatures are without coming and going without a trace. Even if there are female cultivators who keep staring at their storage space, if the creatures are without thinking about stealing things, the Tathagata Buddha is helpless. When he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva complaining about his misfortune, the iron-blooded Buddha, who has always been calm, was stunned for a while, and then shook his head and smiled bitterly.
That smile surprised the entire Lingshan Treasure Land Grand Hall, and countless Buddhist disciples were surprised: It turns out that the Buddha can laugh too, he is not a facial paralysis!
"Hmph, I want to steal our clothes, but there is no door. I will burn all these things with Sanwei True Fire. I see if you can steal them!"
After hearing that the female fairies' close clothes were stolen one after another, Nuwa was shocked for a long time. She deeply understood the truth that "if there is nothing that cannot be taken away without the desires of living creatures", and understood that no matter how much she hides, she cannot escape the creatures without the claws, so...
Nuwa decisively burned her close-fitting clothes. She could do it again when the clothes were gone, but if they were stolen and promoted, it would be a bit unfavorable. Nuwa is a decisive person and does not give creatures no chance.
"none!"
However, just after the flames burned everything, just as Nuwa Niangniang breathed a sigh of relief, a sudden sound came to her heart, Nuwa Niangniang's throat, because the sound was transmitted to her soul.
Then... a pair of big hands reached into the pile of ashes, slowly, slowly, under Nuwa's shocking gaze, he pulled out one close-fitting clothes after another, exactly the same as the clothes before Nuwa's burning.
"Why... why is this happening? Am I having an illusion?" Nuwa nun rubbed her eyes with difficulty, and said in disbelief.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!