"Ah, it turns out that this is Lingxiao Palace. You are the Jade Emperor! Haha, haha! I was sorry just now, I thought there was an illusion."

When he saw the finger that the Jade Emperor stretched out, the fake Lu Dongbin seemed to realize the seriousness of the matter. He felt a little panicked and jumped up from the chair and screamed.

"Hmph, just an alcoholic, except for swords and wine all day long. A god like you, how meaningless you are to live. What's the point of living like this? If I were you, I would just hit the cotton and kill you!"

The teeth of Li Tianwang Tota were so annoyed that he was itchy. The light in his eyes flashed slightly. The golden exquisite pagoda in his hand flashed with rays of light. He felt a little depressed and angry. He really wanted to put away Lu Dongbin.

"Haha! The little Lu Dongbin has met the Jade Emperor and the reborn King Li!"

The fake Lu Dongbin was very nervous and was not moved at all. He slowly bent down, bowed to the Jade Emperor, then put his eyes on Li Jing, and snorted coldly, his face full of provocative colors.

"Hehe, little, what can you do to me if you are a guy like me? Even if you ride a hundred fast horses and catch up with me for three hundred years, you can't catch up with me!"

The fake Lu Dongbin blinked and ignored Li Tianwang like air. Looking at the Jade Emperor's depressed expression, his heart suddenly moved, raised his hand and made a light, but a white jade basin appeared in front of the Jade Emperor, filled with delicious skewers.

"It would be a waste of food with only skewers and no wine."

Lu Dongbin chuckled softly, waved his hand again, and several bowls of beer appeared in front of the Jade Emperor. In this way, the table in front of him was filled with delicious barbecue on the left and delicious beer on the right. The two flavors directly entered his body along the Jade Emperor's nose, and the beautiful Jade Emperor was immediately intoxicated.

"Bastard! Lu Dongbin, Lu Dongbin, are you blind or amnesia? I am the King of Tota, Li Tian, ​​not Li Tian, ​​do you understand?"

King Li Tian was furious directly. In addition, this guy was quite rude and thought that Lu Dongbin was using food and drink to insult the Jade Emperor. This is amazing. In the Lingxiao Palace, he dared to be disrespectful to the Jade Emperor in front of the gods. This is a must-behead!

Therefore, King Li Tian walked out without any hesitation, his eyes were endless, his face was full of evil spirits, and the wind was whistling all over his body. The exquisite pagoda in his hand was radiant, and his whole body was extremely majestic, as if he was a terrifying god of war, slowly walking forward.

"This is... a bastard! King Li, are you going to rebel?" The Jade Emperor was stunned, "Yaya, who told you to do this? Are you planning to rebel beyond your authority?"

"Ah? Your Majesty, you misunderstood. Li Jing's loyalty to the heaven is understandable, and the sun and the moon are dazzling! The young man only saw that Lu Dongbin dared to insult His Majesty with food and drinks. This is very disrespectful, so the young man came to take him. I hope Your Majesty will understand clearly!"

King Li's eyes flashed, and he was very calm. It was obvious that he had already prepared a speech in his heart. Besides, this old man was a veteran of the "founding country" who had followed the Jade Emperor for a long time. He had a very good grasp of the Jade Emperor's thoughts.

"Hmph, I won't be as loyal as you, but remember, I won't be the case!"

The Jade Emperor glanced at King Li indifferently, then his majestic gaze swept across the bodies of the gods on both sides one by one, looked at the confusion on many people's faces, paused slightly, and said, "Everyone, you probably misunderstood something. I asked him to do this in this way!"

"ah?"

King Li was stunned, his mouth was so open that he almost stuffed two eggs. His heart was filled with thunder and horses. He scolded the Jade Emperor so many times. You are the Jade Emperor. When he issued the order, he even played voice transmission. Your sister!

"Haha, it's not bad, that's it! It was the Jade Emperor who sent me the voice to do this, so... Hey hey, I said, what are your eyes? Why are you rolling your eyes? If you dare to roll your eyes again, I will just pick out your eyes."

With the support of the Jade Emperor, the pretender Lu Dongbin was obviously much more courageous, and he dared to be the gods in Xiong Tianting. He felt that things were getting more and more fun, so he waved his hand and made a bunch of skewers in front of these gods, and then made bowls of beer.

Of course, because there are more gods and fewer skewers, and the status of these guys is far from that of the Jade Emperor. So the fake Lu Dongbin was very sensible and skewers to each of these guys, and gave each a bowl of beer. As for whether they can have a good time or not, it is another matter.

"Haha, everyone, this is a novel cooking method created by Liu Song, a boy from Feitian, the mortal world. I think it is necessary for our Heavenly Court to study it carefully and then learn from the strengths and weaknesses, so I specially ordered Lu Dongbin's immortal family to bring some back. You can taste it and see how it tastes. By the way, I will learn from Lu Dongbin and eat and drink at the same time!"

The Jade Emperor was in a good mood. As soon as he finished speaking, he could no longer help but feel the appetite rising in his heart. He picked up a skewer and swallowed it with a skewer, leaving only the bamboo stick in his hand, and then smiled embarrassedly, and with a skewer, another skewer was gone.

"I'm a fairy and his ancestors! There are such delicious foods in this world, which are amazing! So delicious, damn it, I used to eat vegetarian food and vegetarian food, and I've lived to the dog at the age of a dog!"

This kebab is so delicious. If it is paired with those beers, it will be so beautiful. Although the Jade Emperor's face was calm and calm, the storm of waves in his heart and he couldn't help but sigh and praise him.

"This... Your Majesty, didn't you order my waiter to send this skewers and wine? Why is this Lu Dongbin... Your Majesty, I don't know when you gave him the order?"

King Tota Li Tian was really depressed. Although the food and wine were right in front of me, I had no intention of enjoying these delicacies at all. I couldn't help but look at the Jade Emperor depressedly and said aggrievedly. I am your confidant. I don't let me know about such an important thing? If something goes wrong, there will be demons!

"Hmph, I am the Jade Emperor, the master of the three realms, do you have to tell you anything you do? I said, "Lord Li, are you really ambitions, are you? You want to interfere with your affairs. You really dare to say that you are really good at playing!"

After squeezing another handful of skewers, the Jade Emperor felt happy, and the more he looked at him, the more he felt that King Li was unhappy. He doubted whether the old boy had passed his orders to the little Nezha. Otherwise, after so long, there would be no trust there.

"Your Majesty forgive me. I haven't had a good sleep these days, so sometimes I'll be dizzy, make wrong judgments, and do stupid things. I hope your Majesty will forgive me once for my loyalty for so many years."

King Li was panicked and knelt down with a thud. This matter is not a joke, it is related to the majesty of His Majesty the Jade Emperor. Even if he really wants to cut himself down, the other gods will not say much.

"Okay, get up and eat the skewers quickly." The Jade Emperor said contemptuously, "Your precious son has not come yet. Just try something about what Lu Dongbin brought back."

"Abide by the order!"

King Li slowly stood up and slowly retreated. After returning to his position, he looked at the delicious skewers and suddenly became angry. He picked up a skewer and chewed all the meat in a few clicks.

"Wow! It's so delicious. The little lord of the Feitianling will enjoy it! How did he make such delicious food? Also, if you combine it with these wines, it will be a perfect match on earth!"

The gods on both sides of the Lingxiao Palace were all red in their faces and their eyes were even more green. The ** who hadn't eaten for many years was completely activated by them. From then on, they were out of control. They almost blinked and finished the delicious barbecue, and then drank all the wine with a rumbling sound.

"It's not enough! Such a big skewer is not even enough to satisfy your cravings, right? Grandma, why, why... why... why there is such delicious food? And... Lu Dongbin, do you have such delicious food? Can you give us some more?"

The eyes of the gods instantly gathered on the fake Lu Dongbin. Once the appetite was opened, it would never be able to reconcile. With Lu Dongbin's personality, if he really carried delicious food, the quantity would definitely not be small. It was unrealistic to say that the gods were full, but it was still possible to eat half full.

"Well, this, this..."

Lu Dongbin seemed a little embarrassed, his eyes flashed slightly, and after a while, he let out his hands, and said helplessly: "My brothers, I'm sorry. Although I, Lu Dongbin, took a lot of skewers, I ate more than half of the rest along the way, and gave more than half of the rest to His Majesty, and I can give you all the rest."

"this……"

The gods had no choice but to look at the Jade Emperor because there was a basin in front of him, and there were at least a thousand barbecue skewers in the basin. The gods prayed silently in their hearts: Great Your Majesty, you can't eat that much by yourself, right? Can you give us some?

"Well, it's really delicious, even more delicious than the delicious food God made. Well, yes, I'll eat it. I haven't tasted such a delicious food for three hundred years. I must eat it this time!"

The Jade Emperor swallowed it voraciously and had no intention of sharing it at all. He was so happy to eat it.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!