"Swoosh!"

As he got closer, Uncle Liu rose into the air, flew past Liu Song like a martial arts master in a martial arts film, and then... went straight toward the bird-wind-bear-like, who was confused and looked like a martial arts master.

"This... Damn, is this here to deal with me?" Xiong Da pointed to the tip of his nose and said in disbelief.

When Xiong Da saw this old man rushing towards Liu Song just now, he was a little gloating and thought to himself that you, a strange guy, finally touched your brow. He never thought that in just a moment, the situation changed drastically.

It turns out that the old man’s goal was himself at the beginning. This... Damn, is there any reason? You have always carried three or eight guys. I can’t hide, so how could you provoke him?

"Bang!"

And just as Xiong Da was stunned, Mr. Liu was like a divine helper, and the wind was whistling around him, and his body soared faster. Then he slapped Xiong Da and landed steadily on the ground.

"ah……"

Xiong Da's body was like the fallen leaves in the wind. He first turned three times in place, then flew out several meters away before hitting heavily on the ground. His mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, his nose, tears, and saliva flowed all over the ground.

It's so miserable!

"snort!"

Uncle Liu looked at his palm in surprise, as if he was a little surprised. Uncle Liu is over 60 years old this year and his skills are no longer as good as before, so when he looked at Xiong Da who was lying on the ground, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"You little slut, you dare to act in front of me. Hey, don't say that the actors are quite similar. If I hadn't been self-aware, I would have taken it seriously. But...forget it, because of your hard work, I will spare your life for the time being!"

After saying that, Uncle Liu carried the old-fashioned hunting rifle thrown on the ground on his shoulder, looked at the big black dog lying dead on the ground not far away, and was about to carry it on his shoulder, but he also saw the big deep pit in front of Liu Song.

After listening carefully, hey, there seemed to be someone who was cursing weakly? But the cave was dark, who knew what the clue was. It was just that, I am in my sixties, so I won’t get involved in this matter. Let him let the things in this cave die.

"But why do I feel an impulse when I look at this hole?" Uncle Liu's turbid eyes suddenly lit up, and a strange look appeared on his old face. "This hole is good, like a pit, not bad, it's really good. I want to pee and someone brings a urinal, hey."

Seeing Liu Song looking at him in a daze, Uncle Liu scratched his head a little embarrassedly, his old face turned red, but his eyes quickly turned and pretended to be nothing, "I feel refreshed when I urinate before meals, hehe!"

After saying that, Uncle Liu raised his head, tried to straighten his chest a little, then put his hands together, quickly unbuttoned his belt, and soon heard the sound of water flowing.

"Liu Song, you are so fucking good-looking. You dare to play with me. Please wait for me, don't let me go out, I must..."

Below, Zhang San, who had just scolded him, suddenly stopped talking because another hot stream of water flowed into his mouth. The guy subconsciously tasted it again. Uh... how to say it, it was a bit salty, a little bitter, a little astringent... This is urinating again!

"Liu Song, I am the first immortal Banban. Are you shameless? I peed two big bubbles in just a few seconds. Damn it, you shameless!"

However, after just a few words of cursing, the hot light golden liquid poured on his face again. Zhang San finally reacted, hurriedly hid at the edge of the pit, and then vomited a lot, this time he vomited all the bitter gallbladder.

"Hey, it's so good. I haven't had such a refreshing urination for a long time..."

At the edge of the pit, Mr. Liu narrowed his eyes comfortably, tied his belt on his waistband, blinked at Liu Song, and then... he held the corpse of a big black dog, hummed a small song, and left leisurely.

"this……"

Liu Song looked at the handsome figure of the old man in a daze, and was speechless for a long time. The talisman paper he used was really against the will. This luck, hehe, I am afraid that the atomic bomb would escape from death if it exploded!

"Liu Song, your mother sells it, damn, my **** uncle, my **** ancestor, my **** whole family, I me and me... Damn your grandma, your whole family!"

At this time, Zhang San, who had come back from the trap, started to curse again in anger. He could only curse. The wall of the cave was high and smooth, and he couldn't get up at all, so he could only vent his words.

But this time, Liu Song was annoyed and he didn't plan to get angry anymore. So he glared at him and stared at the bottom viciously, saying, "His grandma, I've been drinking too much tea today, and I've been peeing again so soon. Oh, hey, hey, no, no, I can't hold it in."

As he said that, his hands were fumbled around the weeds, and there was a rustling sound, but when Zhang San was below, his face turned green, and he cursed: "Liu Song, damn, do you have diabetes or what? You are shameless!"

Humph, you're pretty tough, but so what? Now you are just fish on the chopping board, and I can knead it at will. Grandma, I bullied me a lot in the past. This time, I won't disgust you so much!

So Liu Song clasped his hands together, looked dignified and said seriously: "Hey, are the things below ready? The golden tea from Guanjue Tea Ceremony is here again. Open your mouth to greet him quickly. After passing this village, there is no such store."

"Damn it, me, me, I..."

Then...no longer, Zhang San seemed to be unable to withstand this kind of blow. The kind of "controller" who controls other people's fate has become a "prisoner" who is controlled by others. This huge gap has caused Zhang San to attack his heart with his qi and blood, and he fainted when he glared at his eyes.

"Huh? Why is there no sound below?"

After a while, he didn't hear a sound from below. Liu Song was a little confused and said to himself: "Is it possible that two pots of golden tea have made him feel so happy? Well, I think it's very likely. In a while, I'm afraid that this is the only one in the world who takes two pots of golden tea."

"Forget it, it's getting late, so I won't waste here. It's time to go home for dinner."

After saying that, he walked to Xiong Da who was twitching his lips, kicked the guy hard, and then hummed the tune of "We ordinary people, I'm so happy today" and left leisurely.

"Damn it, this evil star has finally left!"

It was not until Liu Song's thin figure disappeared into the jungle that Xiong Da stood up tremblingly, exhaled a heavy breath and said, "Grandma, I haven't read the almanac today, I'm pretending to be evil. But... I won't give up. Liu Song, Liu Song, wait for me, I will definitely come back!"

He thought that today, he would hit the evil ones with his own party, and burn incense and worship Buddha after he went back. This evil was broken, and then... Humph, Liu Song, Liu Song, then I will let you kneel on the ground and sing and surrender!

"The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are intersecting the Beidou... I roar when I see unevenness on the road. Take action when it's time to take action. It's a breeze and a fire breaks into Jiuzhou..."

After singing a song "Ordinary People" happily, when walking on the road at the foot of the mountain, Liu Song came with another powerful "Hero Song". In an instant, the sound shook the world, and the sound waves rolled out, spreading for several miles, shocking countless birds and beasts along the way. It was really spectacular.

"Didi..."

As the singing was so exciting, a red sedan flying towards him suddenly stopped. The noble and gorgeous sports car flashed with golden light in the sun, which was very beautiful, with nobleness and charming luxury.

"Um?"

Liu Song's eyes narrowed instantly. Did this car come for him? Although Liu Song didn't understand the car, he could see that the car was probably valuable. It is not difficult to guess that the owner of this car is either rich or noble, and has a great background.

Although I haven't been in the society for a few years, Liu Song, who has been smart since childhood, also understands one truth: some people must not be provoked.

So, when he saw that the car was coming for him, Liu Song gradually frowned, his expression became more and more serious, and he stood there motionless. The time limit for the Invincible Lucky Talisman is still there, I think the owner of this car can't get benefits from him, right?

In this way, under Liu Song's somewhat nervous gaze, the car door slowly opened, and then... a tall and cold-faced iceberg beauty dressed in white-collar workmanship, walked out of the car gracefully.

"Mom, why did you stop? Didn't you agree to go home for dinner?" At this time, a weak, tender voice came from the car.

This is a little girl in a white dress, with two braids on her head, which is very cute, like a porcelain doll. However, for some reason, there was a hint of sadness on her delicate face, which made Liu Song tremble in his heart, and suddenly she had the urge to protect her.

"This little girl... must have experienced many sad things... Alas, she has experienced so many misfortunes at such a young age. This is really..." Liu Song sighed in his heart. For some reason, he was a little sad.

"you……"

At this time, the Iceberg Beauty, who had a cold face and a hint of anger in her eyes, was suddenly shocked after seeing Liu Song's appearance. Her beautiful eyes were wide open, and her mouth was opened in an "o" shape, and she could no longer speak.

"you……"

Liu Song was startled and thought to himself what was going on. Could it be that something scary appeared behind me? He slowly turned around and looked, it was empty and there was nothing.

"dad!"

Suddenly, the little girl who had been following the white-collar woman carefully suddenly screamed, and then she rushed towards Liu Song with tears in her big eyes as if crazy.

"dad?"

Who are you calling? Liu Song was stunned and looked at the little girl rushing towards him in a daze.
Chapter completed!