Chapter 3 I Want to Play Birds
"you……"
The hand that Liu Song raised froze in the air. His eyes were wide open and he stared blankly at the ground in front of him. There, a silver arrow feather was lying quietly on the ground.
"Hmph, the ugly monster with sharp horns is really annoying. He always attacks. It's really not a man!" The little girl shook her palm angrily and looked at the distance with contempt.
"Someone!" Liu Song was shocked.
However... when he looked along the little girl's gaze, although there was a fog and a fairy air lingering, there was no one in it. He couldn't help but look at the little girl in confusion and asked, "Who are you talking to? Why can't I see people?"
"snort!"
The little girl sucked her nose, snorted proudly, then hugged her hands in front of her chest, her body slightly suspended, looked down at Liu Song from a high place, and said, "Don't say you can't see him, I can't see either. This guy's favorite thing is to do sneak attacks a hundred miles away."
A sneak attack with an arrow feather a hundred miles away? You're sure this is an arrow, not a rocket? Liu Song's mouth twitched slightly, and he felt that he had to verify it quickly. So he raised his hand again and slapped it in the face with a lightning speed.
"hiss!"
Because of the strong force, Liu Song soon became tragic. The sky was dark and the eyes were filled with stars. Liu Song felt that his face must be swollen. The scorching pain from there finally made him sure something, it turned out... he was not dreaming!
This is a real world!
The clouds are scattered and the spirit is everywhere. A little girl claims to be the descendant of an immortal. She can use immortal arts. Someone can attack with arrows a hundred miles away. Here... Even if it is not the real heaven, I think it is a world similar to the heaven, right?
"Huh? What's wrong with you? Why do you hit yourself? You're not a fool?"
Seeing Liu Song's strange behavior, the little girl widened her eyes in surprise, staring at Liu Song like a monster. However, after watching for a long time, no special thing appeared on the latter. The beautiful little forehead quickly wrinkled.
"Uh, this... I'm wrong with my hand, I actually want to hit the bugs. Who knows that thing is too cunning, so, so..."
Fortunately, Liu Song's head was spinning quickly at this time, and he quickly came up with an excuse and said in a pretense.
"insect?"
The little girl blinked her eyes, her brows quickly stretched out, then gently landed on the ground, held her chin with her little hands, and said thoughtfully: "I understand, it must be the ugly monster. This guy is really not a man, he will only attack sneak attacks!"
"call!"
Hearing this, Liu Song's hanging heart finally let go. I'm so damn, the one in front of me is a veritable little fairy. I can't make her unhappy, otherwise a thunder strikes over me, wouldn't I become coke again?
"Oh, let's not talk about that annoying guy. Mutou, let's talk about you, why have I never seen you before? You can't be a new little fairy, right?" The little girl's eyes suddenly lit up, and she looked at Liu Song with interest.
How should I answer your question?
Liu Song's heart that was relieved was raised again. Until now, he still couldn't figure out why he suddenly came here. Could it be that he had traveled through time? But since he traveled through time, why did he have no parents in his identity? Could it be that he jumped out of the crack of the stone like Sun Wuzi?
"Hey, why haven't you answered yet? Could it be that you don't even know how you came from?" The little girl frowned. She was a little upset that she hadn't gotten an answer for so long.
Liu Song's body trembled, especially when he saw the little girl's fingertips rising again, he suddenly panicked and said, "Uh... that, I was not born for a long time, so I feel a little unfamiliar with this heaven."
"Hmph, you are so stupid and so stupid. It seems that you are really a piece of wood. I think you should be the descendant of a certain plant god. No wonder you grew up so early in life."
Finally, the little girl did not pursue this matter too much, but gave a reason to convince her. Then... she raised her head, looked at Liu Song with bright eyes, and said, "Hello, my name is Lei Rui. From now on, we will be friends!"
Liu Song did not dare to neglect, and heard this, he quickly stretched out his right hand and said weakly: "Uh, this, that... My name is Liu Song, I'm very happy to know you."
"Bang!"
A pink little slap slapped Liu Song's palm, and the little girl's cute little face suddenly sank, staring at her big black gem-like eyes, and said angrily: "Okay, Liu Song, I just met me and wanted to touch me. Do you want to die?"
Want to die... die...
Liu Song was stunned and lowered his head and looked at his palm that was so painful. For a moment, he felt like there were 100,000 grassland horses covered with mud galloping by, wanting to cry without tears, and speechless to the extreme.
"I just want to shake hands with you. Should I be so violent?" Liu Song looked at the little girl bitterly, with a full of resentment on her face.
"Hmph, you are a disciple, and you want to touch my hand! You bastard are so hateful. You can say such mean words. Don't you understand the principle of men and women not kissing each other? What if you touch my hand, what should I do if I get pregnant? Humph, aunt, I don't want to be your erotic wooden man's wife's wife!"
The little girl grabbed this matter and said nothing but shockingly. Although the words were not loud, they were like thunder rolling in the sky, thundering, mountains and seas thunder, the sky collapsed and the earth cracked. The momentum was much more spectacular than the scene of 100,000 mud grassland horses galloping together. The depressed Liu Song was so hungry that he didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"Hmph, why? I've expressed my thoughts. Do you feel shameless to see someone?"
Seeing Liu Song's dull look, the little girl Lei Rui raised her fist proudly, but then her eyes turned and said, "But... Auntie, I have a lot of them. I think you are offending for the first time, so I'll be very kind to spare you once, but you have to promise me a condition, otherwise..."
Sizzling, a little silver light swam back and forth between the five fingertips again, like a harmless silver snake with humans and animals. Lei Rui looked at the "little snake" with a smile, then narrowed her eyes into a slit, and looked at Liu Song quietly.
Oh my God, are you sure this is a harmless little girl. Can this trick be possessed by a little girl? Liu Song twitched slightly, thinking that I must have met a fake little fairy.
However, when he saw the majesty gradually revealed on his delicate little face, he took a deep breath and said softly: "I promise you, tell me... what are the conditions."
"Hehe, you are a little wise. Liu Song, Liu Song, your name is probably the junior of the Great Pine Immortal Family, but pine trees are plants. If you dare to disobey... Hehe, my lightning is the most popular thing to strike foolish wood like you!"
After saying that, Lei Rui raised her palm again, and a silver light flashed across her. When she saw Liu Song's face change, she happily withdrew her hand, then showed a look of pride, feeling that she was in power and controlled Liu Song's life and death.
"Okay, I won't scare you anymore. Look at your bear-like appearance, and you have lost all the face of an immortal! But don't worry, just follow my aunt and make her happy, and keep you healthy and spicy." The little girl Lei Rui raised her head and said proudly.
"Yeah." Liu Song immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice.
"very good!"
A trace of majesty suddenly appeared on Lei Rui's little face. Behind her hands, she looked up at the sky and said with a vigor: "Now, the first thing you have to do... is to play with me!"
"Play with you?"
Liu Song breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and thought that if he played with you and made you happy, it would be quite a simple thing. Although he didn't know how to please girls in his previous life, if he was coaxing the child, he would have summarized some experience.
"Okay, Mutou Liu Song, go and catch a bird for me now. I want to play with it." Lei Rui's eyes quickly lit up, and a pure smile appeared on her face.
Bird, little bird... You, a girl, want to play with birds... Cough, this is a pure little girl. It seems that I am thinking too much, this bird is not another bird... But, where do I go to catch birds in such a place?
This is the heavenly palace. Even if there is a bird, it is still a fairy bird. Grandma's, I have thin arms and calves. If you ask me to catch the fairy bird, are you sure I am not going to send food to myself?
"Why don't you go? I dare to be slow and see if I won't kill you!" After seeing Liu Song's entangled look on his face, a hint of displeasure suddenly appeared on Lei Rui's little face, and he said coldly.
"Go, I'll go now."
Liu Song was so excited that he quickly raised his foot and walked forward. Of course, this was just a wandering path without direction. He didn't know anything about this place.
“Huh?”
But after just a few steps, he suddenly stopped again. Liu Song's head slowly lowered, and his gaze fell on the yellow mud in his right hand. By the way, can he use this strange mud to pinch a bird?
He did it right away, Liu Song immediately turned around and raised the mud in his hand towards the little girl Lei Rui, with a mysterious smile on his face, and then... under the latter's puzzled gaze, he slowly squatted down.
When he was very young, Liu Song's parents died. Later, in order to make a living, he had to learn a craft. He studied jade carving. He studied hard with a carving master for three years and became the master's most proud disciple.
Landscapes, flowers, birds, animals, plants, etc. are all exquisite and understandable. It can be said that no matter how complicated things are, as long as he takes a few glances and draws sketches, he will definitely be able to carve lifelike things with his exquisite hands.
"The magical mud, the magical bird, this little fairy... should like it..." Liu Song murmured to himself, a smile soon appeared on his face.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!