Chapter 1 The Demon King on the Toilet
Cruel pleasure will eventually end in brutality.
Although this sentence comes from a play written by Shakespeare, the creation of the work requires logic, but reality does not. This leads to the reality being far more absurd, bizarre and magical than the creation.
Multiverse world.
The reason why it is called this is because it is composed of countless large and small planes. In addition to keeping the basic laws unchanged, each plane will have some differences. At most, they are differences of degree. Some positions are too different.
It feels like being on an alien planet.
And among the countless weird planes, there is an ordinary place. It has no unique rules and no irreplaceable resources. Ordinary plane travelers rarely visit it.
The only setting worth mentioning is that this plane has a ‘Demon King’.
That's right, it's the Demon King who is the villain's boss in my impression.
At first, it was just a title, just a word used by the rebels, no different from a simple word of mouth.
But as time went by, they called all beings who could threaten the plane demon kings, from a simple title to something similar to a professional title.
And the Demon King did not live up to his name.
In the long history, there have been demon kings who tried to unify the world, demon kings who led monsters to destroy civilization, and even demon kings who shattered the glory of gods, and so on.
There is not only one demon king. Every time the previous demon king disappears, a new demon king will appear soon. It is not known what kind of buff this plane has been.
The last recorded Demon King was a guy who called himself the Demon King of Violence. Just by his name, you can tell that he was definitely not a good person.
But he suddenly disappeared overnight without a trace.
No one knows what happened to him, and no one knows where he went, but there is only one thing that can be confirmed, that is, since the violent demon king disappeared, no real demon king has appeared again for twenty years.
Logically speaking, this should be a good thing, but after the violent demon king disappeared, a prophecy began to spread.
‘On a stormy night that seems to tear the sky apart, a new demon king will come from outside the territory’
It is impossible to pinpoint the source of this prophecy, but it has been widely circulated, from south to north, from west to east, from high-ranking officials to ordinary people, and even among tribes who have had contact with civilization comparable to savages.
The prophecy of the coming of the devil.
But the most uncomfortable thing about the prediction is not that it is inaccurate, but that it is too vague.
There was no mention of time or location, just the words "stormy night". It was impossible to pinpoint where it was or when it would happen.
This means that in the twenty years since the tyrannical demon king disappeared, many people have called themselves demon kings for various reasons, but in the end they are all people who are trying to sell themselves like sheep.
The Big Sea of Trees is an extremely complex and vast virgin forest. Just from the name alone, you can see that it is really big and exaggerated. Not only is it named "Sea", but it also has a "big" in front of it.
Water vapor from the southern sea hits the towering mountains and accumulates in the sky. Heavy rain naturally falls from the sky like a floodgate opening.
The rain is like a hanging rope, and the roaring wind blows through the gravel and holes in the mountains, making a low whine, like the roar of a giant.
It was another stormy night, which is very common in the Big Tree Sea. It is precisely because of the frequent heavy rainfall that this forest is called the Big Tree Sea.
However, the majesty of the storm could not affect a cave deep in the sea of trees and immediately below the mountains. It was once the location of the Demon King's Castle of the tyrannical Demon King.
In the dim room, the flame of the candle swayed gently, and no wind or rain could blow in, because it was protected by a powerful spell.
Next to the candle, a woman stood there.
She was very young and beautiful. She should have been sought after by men wherever she went, but now she was alone, as motionless as a stone statue, staring at the crystal ball placed on the cushions on the table not far away.
However, the word "one person" is actually not quite accurate, because although she looks very close to a human being, she has a pair of curved horns on her head.
--boom!
Although the wind and rain will be blocked by the spell, the loud noise made by the thunder will not be completely blocked.
Ever since the violent demon king disappeared, she has been waiting here. Whenever there is a storm, she always stares at the crystal ball. Even the rolling thunder that makes her ears numb can't make her blink.
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The time has entered the second half of the night, and the frequent storms are gradually coming to an end. The harsh thunder just now was just the last sign of stubbornness.
The woman who stared closely at the crystal ball with no expression on her face felt a little disappointed in her heart, but she was used to it. Twenty years had passed, and the Sea of Trees was still a place where storms often caught the eye, so she was disappointed too many times.
If you don't have much, you won't have much to look forward to.
But when the thunder gradually disappeared, she was already disappointed when she saw the crystal ball in front of her suddenly lit up with a thin layer of light. The sudden and unprecedented change made her take an excited step forward, unable to hide the joy in her heart.
The fine light quickly condensed and took shape in front of my eyes, as if some entity was slowly emerging from the light.
He is a young man, sitting on a white jade-like throne, with one hand holding a magic item of unknown purpose, and the other hand gently covering it under his nose. In the dim candlelight, only the tight lips can be seen.
The lips outline a faint arc.
His clothes are very simple, but the fine fabrics are difficult for even the most skilled weavers to copy, and even the seemingly ordinary dyeing techniques are completely beyond the technical level of this plane.
Demon King, a new Demon King comes from outside the territory!
The speed of her heartbeat suddenly increased. After waiting for this moment for many years, she felt slightly dizzy and her palms became sweaty.
She had thought countless times about how she should communicate with the new Demon King when he appeared, but when the moment came, her mind went blank and she couldn't say a word.
It wasn't until the other party's calm and empty gaze shifted to her that she shuddered and finally remembered her responsibilities.
With a bang, she hurriedly knelt down in front of the new Demon King, lowered her head piously and said in the most respectful tone:
"You finally showed up!"
The plans she had considered before were completely thrown out of mind. When the new demon king really appeared in the form predicted, she could only say this sentence, and her voice was more or less out of shape due to excessive excitement.
The 'Devil King', who seemed to appear out of thin air from a crystal ball, was extremely calm. He slightly retracted his hand and responded with a calm and low voice in a serious tone:
"Is there any paper?"
“…..”
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Pei Renli is a very ordinary person.
His appearance is very ordinary, his family background is very ordinary, and his grades in school are also very ordinary. At most, he has a very off-beat personality, which makes the school teachers very nervous.
There is nothing special about him when he grows up. Whether he is a good friend or someone who has met him not long ago, he is probably a very optimistic young man. Like most contemporary young people, he likes to play when he has nothing to do.
Games and even hobbies are very ordinary.
The only thing that is different from ordinary people is that in addition to his biological father and mother, he also has a godfather and a godmother. Since they have no children yet, they treat him as their own son, which Pei Renli has enjoyed since he was a child.
I grew up with double mother's love and father's love, even the birthday gifts were double.
Of course, if you are naughty or mischievous, you will get twice as much spanking.
When I met Pei Renli for the first time, I felt that he looked ordinary from head to toe. The word "Renli" in his name means benevolence, justice and courtesy, and when he added his surname, he became Pei Renli.
However, in fact, his name is not literal.
When a child is born, he must think about a name. Many parents think a lot before the child is born, but Pei Renli's biological father is a typical type who has no ideas and basically returns everything he learned after graduating from school to the teacher.
The fish that slipped through the nine-year compulsory education.
This made the issue of naming very difficult, but his family still insisted on letting him decide on his own and were not allowed to pay anyone to choose a name. This forced Pei Renli's biological father to even use a random name generator to get rid of the problem.
And Pei Renli's father's close friend, who is also Pei Renli's godfather, couldn't hold it in after thinking for a long time. The two brothers were worried about the naming matter, so they frowned... and started to fiercely.
Scratching one's head, the sleeping dragon and phoenix chick belong to it.
So the children were brought home from the hospital without giving them a name, and Perrenli's biological father was criticized by his family.
For example, as the father of a child, you can't even think of a name?
There was even a time when I wanted to name him Pei Yuanqing directly, because Pei Renli's father only knew one famous person named Pei, but after thinking carefully about Pei Yuanqing's ending, it seemed unlucky, so I gave up.
Fortunately, he didn't do this. Otherwise, when the child grows up, he will definitely have to change his name again. Otherwise, when he goes to school, he will most likely be laughed at by his classmates and become autistic.
But if you don’t have a name, how can you register for residence? It’s not a problem if you keep putting it off.
This situation lasted until Pei Renli's father took the bus to buy baby products. Because he had been asked to name his child all day long, his father's mind was filled with all kinds of unreliable ideas and he didn't even notice the bus passing by.
At this time, I heard the electronic announcement by chance: "We have arrived at Peiren Lane. Passengers who are getting off the train, please get off at the back door."
It was as if Pei Renli and his father were enlightened, and he suddenly had an idea. A flash of inspiration or a brain twitch occurred on the spot, and he suddenly had an idea.
So he called him Pei Renli, which was a homophonic joke. After all, the meaning of the word "Renli" was a bit unclear, so it would be more appropriate to change it to "Renli".
Chapter completed!