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Chapter 7 The Tomb

When I looked back, I found it was a fat man. He was smiling at me, "Oh, comrade can't tell, I like to tease women! But can you do it too if you are so old?"

I got angry when I heard the fat man’s words: “She is my mother, don’t talk nonsense, let me go!” The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed again: “Okay, comrade, don’t be shy, even if you want to find an excuse, you can find a more reliable one. She is still your mother like this! I’m stupid to be a fat man!”

I became even more angry when I heard this. I shook his hand away and looked back, but found that my mother was gone.

At this time, the fat man patted my back again: "Okay, okay, don't look, you're gone!" He resisted the urge to beat him and said in a bad tone: "What's wrong with you? If you don't say it, don't blame me for cutting you into a fat body and making sausages."

Who knew that the fat man patted his stomach without any concern and said, "I tell you, Fatty, my divine beauties are enough for you to make a fortune, but I have to remember half the time to remember it!" His words made me lose my temper and smiled bitterly: "Tell me, what's the matter!" The fat man put away the expression that made people want to beat him at a glance and said to me with a serious expression, "Little comrade, I'm here to find you, I really have something to ask for help!" As he said, he looked around and put up his ears and said softly: "Have you heard of the bi-eared fish bell?"

I was a little surprised when I heard this, such as binaphal bells, and I also had binaphal tuna! I shook my head and said softly, "Little comrade, if you help me find this thing, I will tell you everything about that crazy woman. Even if you want to know where she lives at night!" I was a little angry when I heard it, why didn't this fat man believe that she was my mother? But I was very moved by the conditions he offered. If she is really my mother, then I must check it out anyway. Even if it is not me, I must check it out. After hesitating for a moment, I nodded and agreed.

The fat man was almost giggling when he saw me nodding. Looking at him, I suddenly had an ominous premonition and felt like he was trapped by the fat man. The fat man laughed a few times and patted me and said, "That little comrade, let me introduce you to you. Those fish bells are outside the town, not here. Let's go to find them later. By the way, what's your name? I still don't know your name!"

I gave him a blank look and said, "My name is Li Binwu, just call me Xiaowu, where are you?"

The fat man waved his hand and said, "Just call me Fat Master. If it really doesn't work, just call me Fat Master! You can wait here first, I can get the equipment first." After that, the fat man ran towards the village happily.

About fifteen minutes later, the fat man ran over with a backpack on his backpack. It seemed that the bag should be very heavy. The fat man ran to me and said breathlessly: "Xiao, Comrade Xiaowu, let's go! Try to come back before dark tomorrow!" After that, he pulled me to walk outside the town.

I chatted with the fat man and fucked him all the way. From him, I learned that this time we were going to a deep mountain outside the town. There should be a tomb there. He was going to dig the tomb to find a double-eared fish bell. I was a little excited when I heard this. It was the first time I came into contact with the tomb robbers. Along the way, the fat man introduced this tomb to me and said that this tomb should be a tomb of the cyclical era. Legend has it that the tomb owner is born with a yin-eye and can be a ghost-catching man, so he became a ghost catching man. Once, when the tomb owner was catching a ghost, he encountered a ghost with a residual human nature. At that time, the tomb owner felt very strange. Most ghosts only had cruel nature. For example, this one could still think clearly and was the first time they met.

After he caught the ghost, he begged him for mercy, saying that if he was letting him go, he would give him a treasure, and if he could give him a treasure, he would ask him to hand over the treasure first. As a result, the ghost took the ghost to a deep valley and pointed to a stone cliff and said that there was a double-eared fish bell here. If this pair of fish bells could use it, it would drive away all ghosts and control ghosts and gods. When the ghost caught, he was overjoyed and hurriedly ran over and put a rope down from the stone cliff, climbed down from the stone cliff, and he found a bell with a strange shape from the stone cliff, and he also released the ghost as promised.

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I couldn't help but sigh when I heard the fat man say "Fatty, are you saying true? It's not that it's nonsense!" I still disbelief of Fat Man's words. I have personally experienced the fat man's nonsense character.

The fat man seemed a little anxious when he saw that I didn't believe it. "Hey, you little comrade, this is wrong! Fat man, although I am a little unreliable, I dare to use my divine slap to guarantee that it is true. It has been circulating in this village for more than two hundred years." After that, he patted his chest again as if he was afraid that I would not believe it.

"If that's the case, we'll go find those fish bells, aren't we going to die?" I looked at the fat man and asked. The fat man looked confident and patted my back and said, "Hehe, you don't know this! I have a trick to deal with this thing! As long as I block the bell of this thing, there will be nothing!" After that, the fat man looked at me proudly, as if waiting for me to praise him.

I curled my lips and ignored the fat man and rushed to the road.

...

When he arrived at a hill, the fat man stopped and took out a strange-shaped compass from his arms. The compass was very different from Bai Qiyu's pocket watch, because the compass was really big, just like a big dish. I wonder if the fat man didn't feel disgusted with putting this thing in his arms?

The fat man turned left and looked right, and I looked at him with a smile and asked, "Why, Fat, you know how to look at Feng Shui!" The fat man stopped and said to me, "Hey, don't believe it. Fat, I am really a Feng Shui master. Otherwise, how dare I come to steal this tomb? You know, this tomb is not something that ordinary people can steal!" Of course I didn't believe it after hearing it! If Fat man knows Feng Shui, I can believe that sows can climb trees, and climbing trees is faster than monkeys!!

Seeing that I was disbelief, the fat man walked over and handed the compass in his hand towards me, and sat on the tree stump on the side and smoked a cigarette. "Xiao Wu, you can't do this! I always don't believe me, so how can we cooperate to find a bi-eared fish bell later?" I shrugged and said helplessly, "Do you know Feng Shui?" The fat man sprayed some cigarettes on his nose and said, "Okay, look good! Fat Master will let you see what it means to search for dragons and point acupoints!" After that, he threw the cigarette and took the compass from my hand and started looking for it. Looking at his busy figure, I sat on the tree stump and watched him pretend quietly.

After about twenty minutes, I urged him more than once. He always told me not to worry. Suddenly, the fat man screamed strangely: "Fuck, Xiao Wu, this is a damn ghost tomb!"

I was a little confused by the fat man's voice. Ghost tomb, what's the thing!?

The fat man pulled me over, pointed to a stone and said, "Look, is this stone the shape of a seven-star?"

I looked at it and nodded, and asked again, "What's wrong? Is it very strange?"

The fat man pointed to the valley next to him and said tremblingly: "Then isn't the first time this valley gate of the first coffin?"

I felt a little uncomfortable when I heard this, and asked in a deep voice to the fat man: "Damn fat man, what do you want to say?"

The fat man felt like he was about to cry, and he waved his hand and said, "I mean we are already in this coffin now, and it's still a problem for us to not be able to come out!"

When I heard this, my head buzzed and felt chaotic. What the hell? I'm already in the coffin? Isn't this a mess?

At this moment, a strange sound suddenly sounded in the surrounding valleys, and it sounded like there were many babies crying. I heard it and got goose bumps and grabbed the fat man's hand and said nervously: "Fat, fat man, what's the hell?"

Although the fat man looked a little nervous, he was much better than me. He glanced at the compass in his hand and turned to me and said, "It's okay, it shouldn't be a ghost, otherwise my compass would definitely be messy. My compass is still very stable now, so these things should be living things!"

I felt much more at ease when I heard the fat man say this. As long as it was a living thing, it would be easy to get through. I picked up a stone from the ground and hid it in the palm of my hand. Soon the sounds went from far away, and the sounds almost surrounded us from all directions.

"Look, what is that?" The fat man suddenly pointed to a place and shouted. I looked over his fingers. I saw that there seemed to be many figures standing on the tree there, but it seemed not. I saw that a few things jumped from the top of the tree and approaching us quickly.

Soon, we were almost surrounded by that thing, and when I saw it at such a close distance, I felt a strong vomiting feeling. I saw those things look like monkeys, but they are too different from ordinary monkeys. The head of the thing was almost transparent, and I could see the blood vessels and brain matter in his brain. I resisted the feeling of wanting to vomit and asked softly in the fat man's ear: "Fatty, what are these things?"

The fat man seemed to know what these were, his face looked ugly, and he kept holding a stick with his hands and looked at these things coldly. When he heard my question, his tone was a little cold, "These things are all human-faced ghosts and monkeys, all of them are grown up eating human flesh. I don't know where so many human-faced ghosts and monkeys come from here. We are really in trouble this time!"

As soon as I heard this, I had an ominous premonition and asked anxiously: "Does these things eat living human flesh?"

The fat man sneered at the hearing: "These beasts not only eat human flesh, but also like to bite people to death, and eat them all in one go!"

When I heard this, my face turned pale. How could there be such a perverted monkey?

"What should I do now? Fatty, think of a solution." I felt like I was about to cry. If this damn thing was eaten by these disgusting things, I would rather hit him to death!

The fat man was silent for a moment, and then said to me in a deep voice: "Xiao Wu, I'm the one who pulled you to find the double-eared fish bell. I'm sorry to have implicated you. Don't worry, I will protect you later. I will bring all these things aside later. You can run out quickly while the chaos is in the chaos. Remember, don't look back!"

I looked at his serious expression and I was a little at a loss. Will I follow his method? I really can't do it. If I just left him like this, I would definitely feel guilty for the rest of my life, but what else can I do now? Even if I am here, I will probably add snacks to these monkeys. My body is probably not enough for others to be breakfast!

"Fatty, no, let's run together, even if we die, we will die together!" To be honest, I admire my decision at this time.

The fat man was also moved when he heard this, "Xiao Wu, although I thank you very much for your kindness, don't be stupid! I have met these monkeys before. If you don't leave one or two for food, we have to stop here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the monkeys around us made movements, and one of them rushed towards me.

I couldn't scream, why did this monkey still know that this persimmon is so soft to pick up!

Sure enough, I was thrown to the ground by it, and it exposed its big yellow teeth and wanted to bite it towards my neck. The stench made me faint.

I saw its mouth that was like a plate, and I hurriedly pushed its chest with both hands so that he could not bite it. However, this human-faced monkey was extremely strong. After using the force of breastfeeding, it slowly leaned towards my neck at a slow speed. I felt that my life was over at that time!

I watched a very ugly monkey slowly approaching his neck and biting off his blood vessels. I guess he was the most depressed one who has died from ancient times to the present!

I didn't expect the fat man to come and save me, because I had heard the fat man's screams like a pig. It seemed that his fat man was very rare for these monkeys!

Just when the monkey that pushed me to the ground was about to touch my neck, I heard a riot. The monkey pressing on me was stunned and then immediately got up from me and ran towards the mountain beside the valley. The speed was as fast as escaping.

I was a little stunned when I looked at the human-faced monkey who had receded like a tide. Why didn’t these monkeys eat us? Could it be that I was too ugly? I couldn’t take my mouth?

But I was quite grateful that the monkeys had retreated. At this time, the fat man's moans sounded in my ears. I saw the fat man lying on the ground, almost biting his whole body, especially his butt, with two blood-red holes emitting scarlet blood.

I went up and pulled the fat man up. The fat man pulled a piece of rag from his clothes and wrapped the two holes on his butt. It looked very funny. The fat man cursed while wrapping his wounds: "Damn, these human-faced ghost monkeys are really going to sip. If I catch them, I have to bake them and eat them! By the way, why did Xiao Wu's ghost things suddenly run away?"

I was also confused, "I don't know, maybe it's because your flesh is so smelly that those human-faced monkeys can't get down!"

When the fat man heard this, he said angrily, "Fuck, Fatty, my divine hair is very fragrant. Putting cumin on it is even more fragrant than lamb skewers!"

I was so happy when I heard this. This fat man was really interesting. I was about to fight with him again but saw a figure standing quietly behind the fat man.
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