Chapter 1385 Li Cang: First of all, you must not have a mother, and secondly, you must have a mother.(2/2)
Rao Qifang pinched her slightly baby-fat face and smiled without saying a word.
"Instructor, you dislike me again!" Qin Zhenzhen pursed her lips, "Wow, look at Teacher Cang, who usually doesn't show off his appearance and is dry and shriveled, but his muscles are almost stretched!"
A word came from the crowd: "Your eyes are also stringy!"
Qin Zhenzhen stood up with a bang, the mask on her face cracked: "You slandered me!"
"Hey, whose head is this? You scared me, Hanako, what are you doing?"
Bai Huazi, whose chin sank in the water, revealed his little head: "No, it's okay."
This style of painting, which is similar to bathhouse social interaction, obviously makes Bai HuaZi very reserved and uncomfortable.
Jin Yujing said with a smile: "When I first came to Yanchuan, she was the same. I felt very weird when someone invited me to take a bath and soak in the soup. I always felt that this kind of thing would make me shy even with very close people. Later.
..Later on, I negotiated several business deals while lying on that mud bed...Some habits and customs in the north are too contagious and assimilated..."
Rao Qifang: "Male or female?"
"I'm going to kill you?!"
"The charcoal is ready, I'm going to barbecue."
Li Cang stood up from the pool, hid far away on the shore, and brushed oil on the tender deer meat in a serious manner. After a while, Lao Wang also came over, and the two of them were picking up a few deer and talking to each other.
Lao Wang said: "Damn, I feel uncomfortable all over. This ratio of men to women is almost shocking me..."
"You? Mainly because my mother-in-law is here, right?"
"What you said is not unreasonable..." Lao Wang pondered for a long time and changed the subject, "You can't bake it for four or five hours like this?"
"Who is eating this after just eating? Stop cutting it and eat it one layer at a time. Give me the sea salt packaged in the iron box."
"Hey, who would have thought that the island would be so lively?"
"Pay more attention to the halo changes of the anti-teleportation projectiles."
"Don't worry, it's okay."
In ordinary times, Li Cang's lazy temperament would lead him to take out a few dog legs to use as human labor, but today, the mother and daughter, who have high standards and strict requirements and never allow the walking dead to touch the food, are grilling them with dazzling eyes. Is this lazy?
Great to steal...
emm..
It’s time to honor our mother!
Now, this is called sincerity. If Da Leizi could understand the level of emotional intelligence of Mr. Li, he would be beaten half as hard!
As the saying goes, father and daughter become brothers after many years. Not only did Comrade Dalei understand the contempt in Li Cang's eyes, he even gestured with a slender middle finger at the right time, supplemented by mouth movements to deal explosive damage: "Oh, Big Tengu, four
There are no dogs like you!"
"Mom, Big Leizi curses people more than the middle finger!"
"..."
Most people can't imagine the joy of telling someone wrong in person, but they don't know if Da Leizi would have a slideshow of painful memories of the past ten years or so when he was beaten.
Lao Wang bared his teeth in envy: "Hey, Teacher Cang, how did you do it? It is said that our mother even sent a big red envelope to Suo Zhihui? That piece of jade was also given by our mother, right?"
"Simple, first of all you have to have a mother, and secondly you have to have a mother."
"Fuck! I'm here to tell you something serious! Don't keep telling me that God thinks you're pitiful and gave you a trumpet!"
Li Cang said rigorously: "Your motives are not pure! Look, when there is a big thunder child, she is my mother. When there is no big thunder child, she is still my mother. Sincerity is always the last resort, and filial piety leads to strength.
Go both ways!”
Lao Wang curled his lips: "Your level of thought is really penetrating, and Wang is definitely not as good as that~"
"That is."
"It's not a loss for me. In my lifetime, I can not only see you and Dalei Zi make love, but also see Suo Zhihui become a real person. Damn, ten years. I don't know how many people in the school were seeking for my general.
Damn it, if you hadn't brought a life-sustaining buff to help you with physical acceleration, do you know how many people would be thinking about putting you in a sack and sinking into the river?"
Li Cang muttered: "If I didn't have this problem and strengthened my will, I probably wouldn't have been able to endure it..."
"Hey, finally tell the truth. You are picky and picky about the little guy and the big guy. Are you afraid that you will die long ago?"
"That's right. It's mainly because there's no need for it. What's the point of worrying if I'm already dead?" Li Cang raised his eyes and said, "The month I sent you to travel, I saved a critical illness notice and stapled it. Later,
It’s all used up as firewood on the island.”
Lao Wang was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth, and finally raised his middle finger and cursed fiercely:
Chapter completed!