After the game was downloaded, Qiao Leran taught Lin Ya step by step to create a game account and helped him build a Weibo account.

"Can you read?" Qiao Leran asked.

"Not much." Lin Ya admitted frankly, and met Qiao Leran's meaningful gaze. He was inexplicably embarrassed and whispered, "I can check the dictionary."

His fellow tribe taught him to recognize characters before, but there were too many Chinese characters, which took a lot of time to teach them one by one. The fellow tribe taught him to search dictionaries based on the purpose of teaching people to fish. Now he knows a lot of Chinese characters commonly used, and he is basically free from illiteracy.

Qiao Leran updated: "I don't have a dictionary, please ask me if you don't know how to write."

"I'm bringing it." Lin Ya went downstairs and took out a book called "Xinhua Dictionary" from his suitcase. This dictionary was handed over several divine beasts that tried to integrate into the mortal society like him. The old pages turned yellow and soft, and the smell of a bad old book.

Qiao Leran: "..." Fuck it.

Even the props are so realistic!

He has never seen someone who loves his job so much. This is probably what people often say about doing things and loving things.

"I can check it." Lin Ya emphasized again and then put away the dictionary.

Qiao Leran looked awe and said, "You are so good, I'm convinced."

Once you accept Xiao Qing'er's role-playing setting, it is actually quite touching.

Qiao Leran touched a cigarette afterwards and took a mouthful of it. She sniffed her lungs and vomited directly. Her beautiful face showed some vicissitudes of life.

He, Master Qiao, has seen all the thousands of sails, and is very playful. He has played with many charming bitches, and is boring! He can only feel this kind of original little wolf dog growing up in green mountains and green waters. Xiao Qing'er is really smart and perfectly solves the pain points of users.

He always dismantled other people's stages, which is called being confused. He decided to cooperate with the performance in the future and not be like a straight man.

"The number is completed." Qiao Leran handed back his phone and comforted him preventively, "You can try it out and play it. This game is quite difficult. Keep your mind flat and don't feel hit by a box. It's very normal for cloud players to be beaten by society."

Since the game "PUBG" has become popular, all kinds of chicken-eating games have emerged one after another, with the same core gameplay, but the details are different. Qiao Leran downloaded Lin Ya by one that he has played more recently, and it is also the same as the anchor, with PC version and mobile version. This game style is extremely hard-core, with high requirements for operation accuracy, and the physics engine is so realistic that it is almost sick. The ballistic trajectory, gun recoil, wind direction deflection... will all be included in the calculation. Therefore, this chicken-eating game is more suitable for great masters to show off their skills and is not very friendly to newcomers who lack FPS game experience.

Lin Ya was fiddling with her head, Qiao Leran continued to watch the live broadcast. After watching for about ten minutes, she suddenly realized that the atmosphere was wrong. When she turned her head, she saw Lin Ya frowning, glaring and holding the forward arrow in the operation area with her thumb tightly, pressing the fingernails to the point where they were bloody, and they were white. When she looked at the screen again, Lin Ya was operating naked. The big man was running wildly in the wilderness with bare hands and fists. 3.5 meters ahead was another unarmed naked man. The big man, the two characters had the same speed, and neither stopped, and the distance was locked at 3.5 meters.

The naked body is because the game is set hardcore. Players who don’t buy appearance only have a pair of shorts when they land. They rely on picking up their clothes and pants. The two people are so clean that they obviously have never picked up equipment since they landed.

Qiao Leran directed: "Stop chasing him, go into the house to pick up a gun."

Lin Ya looked sinister: "If I land, he punched me."

Qiao Leran choked for a moment and was about to speak when he suddenly saw the upper left corner of the screen "The current number of survivors: 17", and he was so confused that he couldn't stop: "...How long have you been chasing him?"

Lin Ya said in a cold voice: "Ten minutes."

Qiao Leran looked closely and saw that the other party was full of blood, and Lin Ya also had about 90% of his health, which was just a punch.

Qiao Leran was so confused that he couldn't even beat him: "You two...you will be almost eating chicken if you run like this."

Lin Ya nodded heavily, and said half-understand or not: "Okay, just eat like this."

Qiao Leran: “…”

What's so good! Can you play?! Chasing people with bare ass for ten minutes!

The few moves of the dice in Lin Ya Club left a deep impression on him. He also hoped that Lin Ya would become an e-sports master in the future to take him to lie on his chicken, but just this game consciousness, why lie on his chicken?

It seems that we still have to find someone to do a friendly business. There are too many scammers on the post bar, so it is better to send a private message to the anchor. Hire someone to accompany him to eat chicken. He can take screenshots to pretend, so that Nie Fei and the others can laugh at him all day long.

He is a dish, but they can't keep talking!

...

At this time, the player who was tragically pursued by Lin Ya gave up resisting and stood still. Lin Ya chased after him, punched him and his expression calmed down.

Qiao Leran looked at the screen weakly: "You are the true portrayal of the vengeance."

I don’t know which nerve that touched Lin Ya’s words, but I saw the naked man on the screen stagnant, Lin Ya’s cheeks were slightly red, shy and embarrassed, and he raised an inexplicable question: “…Do you like Yazi?”

"What do I like it for?" Qiao Leran said in confusion, "There is no other feature except being a little careful. How good is Pixiu? It attracts wealth and treasure..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Qing'er's handsome face turned into a big bowl of wide noodles again.

"Then I like it." The bald little financial backer coaxed against his will, "I like it very much."

"It's too late." Lin Ya said coldly.

Qiao Leran: "..." He finally showed his good face, but he hadn't shown his full hour, and he was making a fuss again! Isn't he just looking handsome with his face?

He really relies on his face to favor and is domineering.

Qiao Leran originally wanted to fight back and look at her face. She was so handsome. After a while, she blushed and her heart beat faster. She was really hard.

It's really hard to raise a love affair, Qiao Leran thought.

My butt still hurts!

The bald little gold master dimmed the light and got into the quilt, and fell asleep with a sad face.

...

Lin Ya was not sleeping, groping to eat chicken, her eyes dark and filled with anger. After a successful game of eating chicken, he opened WeChat irritably and found a friend named Zhou Buchu.

Zhou Buchu is a homonym of Zhou Buchu. This person only enters and does not leave, and is a headed Pixiu. Due to physiological factors, Mr. Zhou is extremely stingy and takes advantage of small gains to the point of being crazy. He is often cursed as "I don't have xx for having children". Mr. Zhou's response to these curses is "It's okay, I don't have xx for myself."

Lin Ya: Block it.

Zhou Buchu:?

——The other party is no longer your friend.

Zhou Buchu: I didn’t ask you for free!

——The other party is no longer your friend.

Lin Ya let out a sigh of anger, his expression cleared a little, and was about to continue eating chicken, suddenly he heard a soft shout from the door: "Master-Master-Master-"

Lin Ya walked over and saw something stuffed in the narrow gap between the bedroom door and the floor, which was less than one centimeter. It was white and flat, like dumpling skin, and was trying hard to squeeze in through the gap... It turned out to be a flattened eyeball.

"The Master Helper," Qianli grinned, "I'm so pressure that I'm so high."

Lin Yabo pulled Qianliyan in with a loud voice and asked with a dark face: "What are you doing?"

"Hey, I almost didn't press into glaucoma." Qianli Eye Pills rounded himself with his little hands, slowly bulging into Qianli Eye Pills. "Didn't I want to find a place to listen to the corner of the wall? I accidentally found a thousand-year-old old wall cat. Fortunately, I don't have a nose or ear. The little man is really attracted to monsters. The old thing was probably built in a temple on a nearby mountain. It smelled like sandalwood. The scale of the Lord may not be able to suppress it. I just wanted to come and say to the Lord..."

The wall shading is a monster born from the shadows of the stones in the cracks of the walls that have not been seen for many years. The temples are full of spiritual energy, so it is common.

The walls have no flesh and blood, and their shapes are ever-changing. They can swim freely in the shadows. They especially like to drill into the body through the ears or nostrils after night, parasitizing between the invisible internal organs and inhaling essence, causing mortals to weaken and die ignorantly.

Lin Ya suddenly turned his head, Qiao Leran was sleeping soundly, with a corner of the thin quilt hanging to the ground, and there was a faint storm in the soft folds of the fabric.

"Fuck!" Lin Ya turned into his original form and slipped out of the collar of the bathrobe like a silver practice. In the blink of an eye, he had already jumped to the edge of the bed, holding Qiao Leran and the others in his palm with one claw. The wall illuminated in the folds was burned into several holes by this claw, and escaped into the crack of the floor like a rag, and disappeared.

Lin Ya stepped onto the bed, supported the ground with four claws, bowed his back and cage Qiao Leran under him, sniffing east and west, like a wolf protecting food with his head.

"Don't smell it, you'll run away." Qianli's eyes ran over and stared at Qiao Leran greedily, "Your Majesty must be more vigilant in the future. As soon as the young man's 18th birthday is over, it seems that he's even more tempting."

Lin Ya put the tip of his nose to Qiao Leran's neck and smelled it.

The dragon clan has been at the top of the cultivation path since its birth. It does not covet the rich spiritual flesh and blood, and its response is not sharp. However, as Qiao Leran grew up, the part of his body that belonged to the "immortal" gradually matured. In short, it is changing from a flavored snack to a feast of gluttons, which makes monsters covet, and it is easier to attract monsters that are stronger than before. The old charlatan said that he was eighteen years old and it is not entirely wrong. If no one protects him, he will be a bad year every year afterwards.

Even the thousand-year-old wall eel was attracted... Lin Ya was anxious and looked around.

It's so fucking that it can attract bees and butterflies!

Before, whenever Qiao Leran went up the mountain to worship Lin Ya, he would give him some dragon breath. The monsters with shallow Taoism and ghosts without real body were scared away from afar when they smelled it. But the monsters who were old may not buy it. Therefore, Lin Ya has been visiting areas where Qiao Leran often does not regularly inspect the area where he catches a big monster with cannibal habits and kills it directly. Qiao Leran has never had any trouble.

Monsters like Bi Yi are not strong in combat power, but they are good at concealing and are extremely vulgar. If you are not careful, you may emerge from an inconspicuous gap. Lin Ya used his slender dragon tail to wrap around Qiao Leran's bed, and his dragon abdomen pressed against Qiao Leran's upper body, pressing him down.

Qiao Leran was suppressed and said, "Honji."

After finishing the warning work, Lin Ya was still worried. He kissed Qiao Leran's head with a dragon and panted anxiously for a while. Suddenly opened his mouth and held Qiao Leran's head in his mouth with a whisper.

This is absolutely safe.

Qiao Leran felt so uncomfortable that she was about to wake up.

Qianliyan: "Have you heard of Husky?"

Lin Ya spit out his head: "What does it mean?"

The thousand-eyed and stingy smiled and said, "I praise you, good things."

"I won't sleep anymore." Lin Ya hatched eggs and pressed the bed and Qiao Leran under his stomach.

"Your Majesty, I'll help you watch." Qianliyan squatted on the bedside table, with his little arm on his knees, "I have to keep it open if I don't sleep anyway, and I can see it if there is a storm."

Lin Ya thought about it, but he had not cultivated his eyelids, so he could not stay open all night?

"Oh, Xiao Langjun has something good here." Qianliyan stood for a while and started to slip away. He took out an artificial tears from the bedside table, unzipped the cover and squeezed it on his body, like a body lotion. "It's all because mobile phones are too fun. I've also had dry eyes these days..." He patted the sclera with his little hand, then patted the cornea, accelerated absorption, locked water and moisturizing.

"Look at it." Lin Ya glared at it, snatching the artificial tears.

...

The next day, Qiao Leran got up and shook her head. She felt that her hair that had been washed last night was a little bit shattered and stuck.

Qiao Leran sighed, sooner or later seborrheic hair loss, and his father didn't say he had inherited something good, except shortness or baldness. Fortunately, his facial features are all his mother, otherwise the maintenance fee would have to double.

On Tuesday, there are three majors and one session to think about it, and there is another optional session tonight. Qiao Leran died of sleeping. In the early morning, the "good morning" WeChat from all kinds of infatuated boys and the WeChat WeChat "Lele, I'll have breakfast for you in the classroom" did not wake him up, and it was eight o'clock when he opened his eyes.

Qiao Leran bounced up from the bed, shampooed his hair and brushed his teeth and changed his clothes in a hurry. Lin Ya followed him all the way, and his face was not kind. Qiao Leran was busy cleaning up and didn't pay attention. He asked the driver to take him to school without even drying his hair. It was not until he rushed into the classroom and answered the "arrival". Then he realized that Lin Ya was sitting next to him in the classroom with him.

The girls in the classroom were looking at this side, whispering. Qiao Leran's sexual orientation was not a secret, and she was embarrassed to see it and whispered: "Why are you here? It's not your working hours now."

Lin Ya was thinking about the thousand-year-old wall, and couldn't explain it, so he simply didn't say anything.
To be continued...