The principal looked at Ye Qian who was 1.65 meters tall and asked calmly: "Ye Qian, why are you busy in class? Why are you so poor in your grades?"

"kindness……"

"Tell the truth. Otherwise I will call your master."

"Sleep!" Ye Qian honestly explained that the era of advanced communications was so hateful.

"Sleep?" Xiao Ping asked in surprise: "Don't you keep your eyes open?"

"This is called the Door God Art." Ye Qian explained proudly: "Our thief sect is mostly a despicable skill, and Door God is a joke for the people who guarded the door in ancient times. They can sleep with their eyes open, one to guard against thieves and the other to pass the boring time."

"So your door god skills are very good?" the principal asked Youyou.

"No, no." Ye Qian was modest: "It was only 20% hot, 60% hot, and you could sleep standing and sleep, and someone would wake up immediately when he noticed. 80% hot, you could sleep while walking without tripping... There are records in history that many people practiced the army back then. Ten% hot, it was just a legend, and there was no difference between sleeping and waking. Our third generation ancestor studied it carefully considering that people's sleep would hinder people's time."

"Then what level is your ancestor?" The principal still smiled, and Xiao Ping was worried for Ye Qian. He knew that the principal was very angry now.

"We only practiced at level 2, but we didn't practice it anyway. Anyway, it's just for fooling people. It's enough." Ye Qian seemed very modest.

The principal stood up and asked: "Ye Qian! How many months have you been paid?"

“Two months.”

"Is it enough?"

“Just enough.”

"Oh, that's good. I remember what the saying is... Yes! Is there any saying that takes people's money to eliminate disasters?"

Ye Qian felt something was wrong and quickly replied: "I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it."

"You have received the national salary, but your study task has not been completed." The principal approached Ye Qian and said, "If you don't get the history exam the day after tomorrow, I will write to your master and ask him for the salary I paid back. Do you think he will give it?"

Ye Qian wiped the cold sweat and patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, you are guaranteed to pass the exam... No! You are guaranteed to score 90 points."

...

90 points! Ye Qian really wanted to slap himself. When he returned to class, Ye Qian was very regretful. He was still too young. He was shocked by the principal's intimidating words and a little indifferent expression and was shocked to the 90 points.

...

Ye Qian turned his head and looked at his deskmate with a smile. Well! He was a very simple girl, with a ponytail, white hair ring, no eyebrow thigh, no makeup, a nose up, small lips, eyes like water, and...90 points in the water.

"Hello, deskmate, my name is Ye Qian." Ye Qian stretched out his right hand solemnly and friendly.

Such an ordinary action scared my deskmate, and hurriedly slapped Ye Qian's hand, suppressed his voice and said, "What's going on class?"

Yes! The voice is tender, tender and quiet, quiet and...90 points.

"Hey! How are your historical achievements?"

"I am the history class representative. How do you think the grades are?" The deskmate gritted his teeth and shared it for several months. He still didn't know his identity.

Ye Qian was stunned and sighed, "Oh! I thought you had good grades, but I didn't expect to be a class representative like me."

My deskmate went crazy: "Your means you are fooled, mine earned it with real money."

The voice was too loud, and the teacher was very dissatisfied: "This classmate, you are not allowed to whisper during class. I have been observing you for a long time. I hope that even if you want to speak, please do not disturb your deskmate."

The deskmate was stunned and hurriedly raised his hand to report: "The report was the one he talked to me first."

Ye Qian hurriedly said, "I don't."

The teacher looked at his deskmate very seriously and said, "He has never opened his mouth. Did he talk to you with his armpits?"

When my deskmate heard this, he felt aggrieved.

...

"Talk to me." The deskmate stared at Ye Qian's mouth.

"say what?"

My deskmate was shocked, and this girl didn't really touch her mouth.

"How did you do it?"

"This is called ventral. It is used to match the lower abdomen through the nasal cavity, and then through the Adam's apple."

My deskmate asked quickly, "Can you teach me?"

"Yes! It's not a secret to not spreading it, but can you help me with a little favor?" Anyway, I haven't practiced for three or four years, and I can't even make a sound.

“What’s the busy thing?”

"Xiaobian!"

...

The history teacher pulled the test paper and was speechless on the podium for a long time. After glanced at the students for a few times, he said, "Since he became a teacher, except for finding condoms in the female students' toilet, what surprised me the most was the test results. All the students actually had full marks."

...

"All full marks?" The principal was more surprised than the history teacher. This was absolutely impossible.

"It's true that all scored the full marks, and I checked the surveillance video on the examination site and found no one cheating. But the only strange thing is this question." Xiao Ping pointed to the last question and said: "This is a score-free question. Question: Which school do you support in the Hundred Schools of Thought? Thirty-two students answered collectively: Legalists."

"..." The principal was very calm and looked at the test papers for a few times and slapped the table and shouted: "The little bird dared to show up to the eagle, and thirty-two people passed by together."

...

Thirty-two people made the principal's office crowded. After carefully examining everyone, the principal said, "I am not your principal now, but your colleague, leader. Ye Qian, you stand one step forward."

Ye Qian took a step to sweat. During this must-sleep time, he didn't feel sleepy at all today.

"Can you tell me why everyone got full marks this time?" The principal was very calm, but Xiao Ping knew very well that there was a volcano hidden under the calm lake.

"This... is because... it is the care of the organization, the principal's prestige makes us dare not not study seriously, and the third is that we cannot do without the guidance of history teachers."

"Don't shoot the flower gun." Xiao Ping hurriedly interrupted before the principal broke out.

Ye Qian shook his cold sweat again: "According to the law of conservation of physical energy, the same object will undergo the same force when it is subjected to the same force. We are the same school, the same teacher, the same classroom, the same canteen, and the same principal. When objective conditions are valid, they will inevitably follow the same trajectory. So one person got the full score, and if the other person didn't get the full score, it would be irresponsible for the law of conservation, so everyone was forced to get the full score. "Facts have proved that rabbits will bite people when they are anxious. People will bite Joules when they are anxious.

"..." All the teachers and students all faced black lines after hearing this.

After stabilizing his emotions, the principal took three deep breaths and continued to calmly say: "Okay, even if everyone is conserved together. Ye Qian, I'll ask you..."

"I have already asked me if I have asked others if I always let me show off and get out of the masses. Teacher Xiao Ping said that as a special staff member, I must be with the masses at all times."

"Bang!" The principal finally slapped the table and shouted: "I'll ask you what's wrong?"

Xiao Ping quickly coughed and reminded the principal that roaring at colleagues and subordinates is a very bad behavior.
Chapter completed!