Chapter 83 I Believe In Your Evil
就在天空一轮明月隐入黑云的时候,这半夜的冷风却也戛然而止.
有些热闹终归是有钱人才能凑的,至于普通老百姓.
More people are really "joining" the fun.
快到了三更,县城里却仍旧灯火通明,街道上各种小商贩,卖面具的,捏面人的,还有酒肉摊,或者是西北才能见到的贤孝.
几个影子正在昏暗的巷道里聚集,在黑暗的遮蔽下,只显出一双双弯曲诡异的眼睛.
"That Taoist priest is fake. I have seen it. What Ziyang Temple is just a lie!"
"Hmph, that's even better!"
“可是大姐,这样真的好吗?要是闹大了,别说是玉虚山,就是引来西河三道,恐怕也是很难缠的!”
"Hmph, didn't that old guy Chunyan say? He can become an immortal by sucking Wang Muyang! Now is a good opportunity! After so long, he finally waited for him to appear. If he didn't take this opportunity to suck him and revitalize our Qingqiu clan, would we continue like this? What is human beings! Our demon clan is the supreme master!"
“…”
“走!今晚咱们就在这永昌县大开杀戒!,逼王沐阳现身!”
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此刻,在广场之上,人们里三层外三层已经围满.
Torches were inserted everywhere, and the surrounding high buildings were covered with big red lanterns.
The altar in the middle was shining brightly, and the yellow-robed Taoist also walked onto the stage.
赵小年和小金子跟在后面,分立道人两旁,张龙,赵虎,天哥,草哥则在台下负责治安.
这一波真是囧了,赵小年都觉得丢脸,没想到会是这样.
I still remember what happened just now...
When preparing for the altar, Zhao Xiaonian felt that this Taoist priest was unreliable. At first, it was originally in the inn, which was the altar in the official inn, but when he heard that people from all over the countryside were crowded, Taoist Master Faqing said: "This money has to be earned, the venue is small, change to a big venue!"
I thought slightly: "It just so happens that the vegetable market is right!"
Damn it!
差点就爆发了,赵小年拉住他怒问:“哎,你是挣钱,还是捉妖啊!”
被他这一拉,道长不由一怔,先是下意识的看了差役一眼,随后敷衍道:“赵公子,不用担心,这妖精跑不了!人多,阳气盛,更好抓它!”
"Yeah?"
正要发作,差役过来送上一包烧鸡,笑道:“年爷,今儿这活,都是我们衙门掏钱,招待不周,您就多担待!”
“???”
This sentence made Zhao Xiaonian tightly.
Or roast chicken?
旁边的小金子臊眉耷眼,想说话,可是看看赵小年,又不敢说话了.
最后,法清道长拿着行头一出门,那也没有什么说的了,只好跟着去了.
After leaving the station gate, I was stunned.
这今天看热闹的人也未免太多了吧?这是捉妖呢,还是大型表演晚会?
"It's Master Faqing! Hurry up, get out of here, get out of here!"
“嗯,”一扫佛尘,道长口宣道号:“无量天尊!”
"Master, the living Bodhisattva who saves the suffering and the suffering!"
"The Taoist priest is here to catch the monster again!"
微微含笑,法清道长频频点头,对百姓们的热情屡屡做出回应.
随后,到了法坛前,准备今天大型,隆重的捉妖仪式.
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台下的文兰公子在看到法清道长之后不由摇摇头,随即又看到了他身后的两个人,不由一愣.
Wen Yi was still looking around, looking for Zhao Xiaonian's figure, but he didn't see it. He couldn't help but frown and said, "They are really cheating money. Humph, this Zhao Xiaonian! I originally thought he was a chivalrous and righteous man, but I didn't expect..."
"Then!" Young Master Wenlan pointed gently and pointed at the skinny man behind Taoist Master Faqing...
“呀!”差点大喊一声,急忙捂住嘴,姑娘悄咪咪的左右看看,而后低头仔细看过去!
Perhaps the voice was quite loud, and some people looked over, Zhao Xiaonian also followed him. The first time he saw it was Wen Yi, but immediately turned his eyes to the handsome and elegant young man in white beside Wen Yi!
he?
看到文兰在看自己,在微微一愣之后,赵小年也不客气的回看过去.
两个男人就这样对上了眼,在那里互相“欣赏”了片刻.
“看来他被狐狸精吸干的事情是真的!”文兰公子微微点头示意,随即装作给文宜说话,巧妙的避过了眼神.
"Is that so? I hope he's fine!"
“没事?被狐狸精吸了,说明他品行不端.”
"Oh um..."
...
"Five Thunder Generals, Generals of the Train, fell to the sky and the ground, drove away thunder and clouds, and fought tens of millions of troops, commanded the magical weapons, opened the flag and summoned them urgently, and did not stop them. Hurry up and follow the rules!"
"ha!"
With a loud roar, Taoist Faqing began to catch monsters!
口中念念有词,什么太上老君急急如律令,什么南山搬兵捉拿妖狐,什么五雷神咒灰飞烟灭……
The people watched with all their attention.
"There are sun stars on the river prison, and the time is too late to show up, and the paintings are all hanging on the blue sky..."
开场一段碎碎念之后,法清道长忽然捏起盘中粉末照着蜡烛甩了出去!
Boom--
When the powder hits the candlelight, two flames explode and explode in the air!
"Aiya! The Taoist priest has made great efforts!"
The people exclaimed!
"So awesome!"
Hearing this, Elder Faqing smiled and continued to do it, shaking the three clear bells in his hand, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
“清天化法,大道宏图,化罡为气,天地无极,妖魔鬼怪,无处遁形!”
Holding a peach wood sword in hand, he used a set of sword techniques to make it prosperous.
随后又捏出两张黄纸穿在木剑之上,然后手捏一把粉末再次摸在黄纸上,眼睛一瞪,大吼一声:“着!”
Wow—
立刻这木剑上穿着的黄纸竟然不经点火就自己着了起来!
sharp!
百姓们惊讶不已,纷纷睁大眼睛看着法清道长大发神功.
对这个,连旁边的小金子也惊讶到无以复加,目瞪口呆的看着这神奇的一幕,还不由喃喃说道:“好厉害!”
Zhao Xiaonian's face was dim and she gritted her teeth in anger.
我靠,那盘子里的粉末就是面粉加硼砂啊……
这也就是骗骗古代人,对于他这种现代人,哪怕是个初中生,懂点化学的,都知道他这是怎么回事!
He is also catching a monster, he is a liar!
Looking at the people around him, they were fooled and stunned, clapped and applauded, widening their eyes and exclaiming that Master Faqing's invincible divine power was.
I believe in your evil!
Dare to make money through me!
Chapter completed!