Chapter 338 Sister, add brother WeChat(1/2)
Situ Wuliang looked at the fat woman, then the big wolf dog holding in his hand that was constantly roaring at passers-by, and swallowed his saliva twice.
"Master, are you fooling me?"
Situ Wuliang looked back at Zhang Xiaobei and asked with a worried look on his face.
"Don't you believe me? Then forget it, you'd better ask someone else to teach you to pick up girls. I can't teach you. This is the thing. If you believe, it will work. If you don't believe it, it will not work. If you don't trust me at all, then even if I teach you all the skills of picking up girls, you won't become a master!"
Zhang Xiaobei waved his hand and said deliberately as if he was angry.
When he saw Zhang Xiaobei was angry.
Situ Wuliang suddenly panicked, waved his hand quickly, and said with a wry smile: "Don't, Master, I believe in you, I really believe in you!"
"Then let's take action quickly. Believe me, as long as you can succeed later, picking up girls will definitely be the same as playing games in the future. It's even impossible for girls to beat you up!"
Invisibly, Zhang Xiaobei drew a big cake for Situ Wuliang.
When I heard this.
Situ Wuliang's eyes lit up, he patted his chest and said confidently: "Master, just sit in the car and see!"
After saying that.
Situ Wuliang pushed open the car door directly and walked towards the fat woman with a swagger.
Zhang Xiaobei suppressed his smile and quickly looked over.
Situ Wuliang took two steps at a time and came directly to the fat woman and blocked her way.
"Don't open, you don't have eyes. Do you know if you block my way?"
The fat woman gave Situ Wuliang a blank look and said angrily.
"Girl, after waiting for so many years, I finally met you!"
Situ Wuliang looked at the fat woman with a deep face and said the most numb words he could think of.
The fat woman was stunned for a moment, then glared at Situ Wuliang fiercely, and said viciously: "You are so crazy? Get out of here, otherwise I will let the dog bite you!"
"Oh, it's really useless to confess directly and express my affectionately. It seems that I have to use the method my master gave me!"
Situ Wuliang sighed helplessly, then walked forward directly, raised his hand high, swung it in the air, and thrust hard towards the fat woman's fat face.
"Bang!"
There was only an extremely loud slap.
The slap accurately slapped the fat woman's face.
This fat woman was completely stunned.
For a moment, he was stunned.
The pedestrians around who were originally frightened by the fat woman's dog were all filled with surprise when they saw this scene.
They obviously didn't expect it.
Someone actually dared to come up and slap the fat woman directly.
This is really satisfying!
It took a long time!
The fat woman recovered and was about to go crazy. She stared at Situ Wuliang with her eyes fixed on her, just about to get angry.
However.
Situ Wuliang completely ignored the fat woman's look of wanting to kill, took out her phone, opened the WeChat QR code, held it in front of the fat woman, and said confidently: "Girl, add brother to WeChat, let's have a good chat!"
The fat woman was stunned.
She has seen someone who is arrogant, but she has never seen someone who is so arrogant.
After hitting myself, he actually asked me to add his WeChat?
This is too crazy!
However.
Situ Wuliang was stunned when he saw the fat woman, and thought that the method Zhang Xiaobei taught him had worked.
This made him even more impressed by Zhang Xiaobei.
It's true that he is worthy of being a love saint, and he is right.
For a moment.
Situ Wuliang also had the confidence, shook the WeChat QR code in his hand, and said proudly: "Girl, why are you still standing there? Add it quickly. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After passing this village, there will be no such store!"
"I'll add your grandma's legs!"
The fat woman almost fainted on the spot, and her eyes were about to spit out fire.
"Hey, how can you curse people, girl? Could it be that I didn't fight enough?"
Situ Wuliang frowned, then without saying a word, he slapped the fat woman in the face.
"Bang!"
This slap was even louder and harder than the previous slap.
He even swelled the fat woman's face.
The blood-red slap marks are clearly visible!
Situ Wuliang shook his right hand, which was a little numb because of excessive force, looked at the fat woman with satisfaction and asked, "It's time to add me to WeChat now, right?"
"ah!!!!"
The fat woman was so angry that she stared at Situ Wuliang with her eyes fixed on her face and roared, "I'm killing you!"
The words fell.
The fat woman rushed towards Situ Wuliang with her teeth and claws.
"Hey hey, girl, what are you doing? Be calm!"
Situ Wuliang's expression changed, and then he realized that something was wrong and was about to step back.
But it's too late.
Such a close distance.
The fat woman rushed directly to Situ Wuliang and grabbed him twice in the face.
You must know.
The fat woman has just done her nails, and her fingertips are pointed and long.
These two moves.
He directly scratched Situ Wuliang's face and blood flowed.
"Cao, you dead pig woman, I'm kind enough to help you get out of singleness. How could you even fight me? Is it really easy to bully me?"
Situ Wuliang suddenly became anxious and did not be vague. He directly swung his fist and launched a counterattack.
For a moment.
The two fought together.
He scolded and kicked, beaten and scratched.
That scene was so funny.
Zhang Xiaobei was almost laughing as he watched this scene in the taxi.
He didn't expect that Situ Wuliang was still a bad temper!
You said you slapped someone twice, and you still tried so hard that you slapped the other person's face.
Just scratch it twice. If you take advantage of it, run away quickly.
As a result, the fight started now!
This is really irritable!
This battle lasted for five minutes.
Later, the two couldn't fight anymore, so they stopped.
The fat woman had already had a bruised nose and a swollen face. She was lying on the ground crying while panting.
And Situ Wuliang was not much better either.
The fat woman was caught on her face and arms.
Even the short sleeves on his body were torn into pieces one by one.
The scratches on the back are clearly visible.
This battle.
It can be said that both sides suffered losses, and no one took advantage!
To be continued...