Chapter 85 The emperor is too good at playing
Imperial Palace, West Garden.
When Lu Zhi came, he knelt at the entrance of Xiyuan!
This time, he made sufficient preparations and joined forces with thirty scholars and officials, twenty generals, and more than fifty people knelt here without moving!
"My minister, Lu Zhi, I will give you a warning!"
The sound shook the sky... The entire Western Garden was full of the sounds of these literati and officials and generals.
This time, the ministers were angry.
Actually, it is understandable if you think about it.
If His Majesty was determined not to use the money to fund the army, they would have tolerated it. They would have been accustomed to the routine operations.
But, his Majesty actually took out 20 million yuan to stock up on donkeys. This was like a demonstration, warning the ministers that my money was stocked up on donkeys, and even if it was all wasted, it would not be allocated to the army!
This nature is very bad. If the soldiers in the border areas hear it, they will be completely disappointed, right?
Therefore... Lu Zhi raised his arms and shouted, and the Confucian scholars responded one after another. This time, we must give advice to the end!
——"I will give you a warning!"
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Of course, the call of the ministers was the "Wowoowoo" sound.
In addition to being able to destroy the house, the puppies in Xiyuan still have to defend their own acre of three-point land!
In the important place of Xiyuan? How can there be people who shout louder than their wolves?
For a moment, the voices of ministers, the barking of dogs, and even the roosters in the "Chicken Crowing Hall" were infected, and they started to scream "Oh oh oh". The whole Xiyuan was very lively.
finally…
Hard work pays off, and Emperor Liu Hong appears.
Surprisingly, he did not come from the direction of Qianqiu Wansui Palace, but... his face was rosy and he looked in a good mood!
"Stop kneeling, come in with me..."
Emperor Liu Hong called everyone to stand up and walked towards the depths of the West Garden first.
this…
The ministers looked at each other, and finally turned their eyes to Lu Zhi.
"Let's go! Go and take a look!" Lu Zhi brushed his long sleeves, took heavy steps, and followed him first.
...
Deep in the Western Garden, Emperor Liu Hong was lying on a dragon throne, and a group of ministers stood in front of him.
After drinking a pot of wine and eating some snacks, Emperor Liu Hong said, "All the officials, I know why you came!"
"Your Majesty..." Lu Zhi planned to persuade him.
But I knew that the emperor Liu Hong waved his hand to stop him. "Lu Zhonglang will wait for you first, I will settle the score for you first!"
Setting the accounts? Lu Zhi was stunned, and all the ministers were confused!
This routine is very familiar... Emperor Liu Hong will definitely calculate how much he lost to hoarding donkeys? Then he cried poorly and finally sent them away.
This trick is often used by the emperor.
Before a group of ministers could come back to their senses, the emperor Liu Hong continued to preach: "I will calculate for you. Now a horse on the market is five million yuan. I have drawn 20 million yuan from Wanjintang? How many horses can I buy?"
Speaking of this, Emperor Liu Hong gestded with his fingers. "Forty horses! Twenty million yuan can only buy forty horses? Is it enough for you to form cavalry? Is it enough for you to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy? Obviously not enough..."
Well…
Lu Zhi and all the ministers felt like they were being tricked, the key was that they were speechless.
"Then your majesty can't hoard donkeys!"
With a click... Lu Zhi fell to the ground.
"No matter how little money is, it is money. If you can't buy a good horse, you can buy inferior horses. One horse is counted as one. If Your Majesty does not take back the 200 million yuan of money, I will resign from the position of the General of the Huns!"
As he spoke, Lu Zhi knocked his forehead to the ground... and took off his official hat!
"It's useless for you to quit!" Emperor Liu Hong waved his hand and didn't care. "You are the official position of the General of the Huns, and I sold it to the West Palace for only 10 million yuan. There are only two more horses. Is it enough to fight? Or is it enough to form a cavalry?"
Having said this, Emperor Liu Hong stood up.
"Don't blame me, the world is chaotic, people's hearts are not old. Look at those big families who say they are going to raise the price of horses. Why don't you go to ask them for horses? Looking for me? Is it because I'm easy to bully?"
Well…
Lu Zhi and the officials were confused again!
They felt that they could not argue with the emperor...
It is true that Emperor Liu Hong’s IQ is not very high, but he is very good at reducing the IQ of these ministers to the same height as him and then defeating them with rich experience!
The emperor is a genius...
"Your Majesty, that's not what I mean..."
Lu Zhi looked embarrassed, and he also wanted to go over to ask the big clan for some horses, but he was just thinking about it.
What is a big clan? A clan?
...That means that you will always put the interests of your family first, the border? Haha, is it important? As long as the Xianbei people can't defeat Sili, what if they care!
Now, Lu Zhi was completely embarrassed. The emperor couldn't get any money here, and the clan was also hitting a wall...
Is the great situation that has finally been created at the border just wasted?
"alright!"
Emperor Liu Hong raised his hand. "Since all the officials and ministers are here, I have prepared a new thing. Everyone, please have fun together!"
New...fresh stuff?
Lu Zhi and his men didn’t feel like playing... They were so fucked to cry!
But at this moment...
"Aoao"... "Aoao..." A very strange, magical voice sounded in the West Garden.
Lu Zhi and the officials looked at each other, but saw dozens of horse-drawn carriages... Oh no, it wasn't a horse, but a donkey carriage was driven by a small yellow gate...
I'm going? Donkey cart? This is the new thing the emperor said?
He was completely confused. Why did this emperor just quarrel with a donkey? Hoarding donkeys is not enough? He also wants to drive a donkey cart? What kind of style is it? He is so gentle and sweeping the floor!
Just when Lu Zhi was stunned, Emperor Liu Hong had already gotten into a donkey cart.
Ao... ao...
The donkey seemed to be flattered and screamed louder, but... it was a bit harsh! It wasn't very nice.
"Oh, my dear friends!" Emperor Liu Hong held the rope that tied the donkey and said to Lu Zhi and the others: "Not to mention military expenses, I can't afford a horse by myself. So, everything I need to drive has been converted into a donkey cart. I will share the hardships with all the officials!"
Speaking of this, Emperor Liu Hong touched the donkey's butt. "I suddenly think what's good about horses? Or donkeys are better. They are cheap. They can drive and grind wheat. Their screams are still so dreamy... Dear friends? Don't you sit up and experience it?"
Well…
If it weren't for the fact that the person in front of me was the emperor, Lu Zhi really wanted to say something - experience your sister...
All the ministers were stunned... and stood there in a daze.
"If you don't experience it, let's go first!" Emperor Liu Hong waved his whip and the donkey cart drove. Not to mention... These two donkeys were moving, and although they didn't take big steps, their pace was quite steady.
"By the way." Emperor Liu Hong suddenly thought of something and quickly ordered the little yellow gate beside him. "Let the concubines be ready. Tonight, I will go to the palace wherever the donkey stops. From now on, I will listen to the donkey's sleep!"
As soon as these words were spoken, all three views were shattered.
Lu Zhi widened his eyes, and the bureaucrats widened their eyes. They felt that they were old, and this young Majesty... was so good at playing!
The city can play!
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Chapter completed!