Chapter 56 There are no ghosts in the world, what am I going to do?
Martin was waiting for Wang Nan to ask this question, and immediately took out a coin from his pocket and said, "I don't want to lie to you anymore. There is a magical coin here. Many of my abilities are given by it."
"Wait! When I heard you say the word magic, I felt so distressed. Last time you used a magical book to cheat on the BUS."
"That's different. Can BUS compete with you? You are my dearest brother!"
Wang Nan nodded with satisfaction. This was very impressive. He looked at Martin with anticipation, as if saying: Come on, brother, fool me, I am happy.
Martin tried to pretend to be serious and said, "With this magical coin on his body, it will send a special signal to your brain when you walk to a place where there are treasures."
"What signal? Radio waves? I heard that this means is similar to the mine detectors that Brother Baocheng used when he participated in the Vietnam War."
"Yes, yes, your metaphor is quite appropriate. When we came back from shooting the target yesterday, I received its signal, and it was quite strong, which means that it is saying: There are treasures here, there are treasures here."
"Damn, it's really so magical? That's how it tells you?"
"How is it possible! I understand it myself. I have only discovered its functions by less than one thousandth. Otherwise, I can learn more skills, maybe I can become the world's number one master of kung fu."
"Wow! There are such good things, can I see?"
"It's okay to give it to you any words!"
"Really give it to me? Don't you have to close your eyes?"
"Why do you still remember this? Don't close your eyes, hold it, and put it away! Don't throw it away." Martin pretended to be wanting to give it but reluctant to give it up.
Wang Nan carefully took it and looked left and right and didn't see any name: "Isn't it just a commemorative coin? There's nothing special about it."
Martin said perfunctorily: "Don't worry, you will find out slowly. I'll give you this coin, so let me tell you something serious."
"Tell me."
"You must be the main force to dig a tomb at night. I have to look around and look at the right direction."
"No problem! Just give me this treasure to you, and I have to work hard." Wang Nan didn't expect how much effort he would be.
"Okay, let's start to study how to deceive parents at night and go out smoothly."
"I'll go! I really forgot if you don't say it. How long will it take for us? We have to ask for leave when we go out at night."
"I'm in trouble, too. I'm really not sure how long it will take. How should I ask for this fake?"
Martin’s plan was: it must be done thoroughly in one night, and save half of the work and leave half of it to others. But the problem of taking leave this night is really the biggest obstacle and a headache!
He said he lived at a classmate's house, why did he live there?
Tell me about tutoring my homework, what kind of homework should I make up for one night?
When they were asleep in the middle of the night, they sneaked out. What time should they do? What if they were caught when they went out?
The two of them thought of from the living room to the bedroom, from sitting to lying down, and finally went out to the training ground by the river.
Wang Nan had a sudden inspiration: "Why don't we tell them the truth directly, and then we both act together, so we can do this faster, mainly because I can also put in less effort."
"Are you sick? Tell your parents that we will go to rob the tomb, and then the two families will rob the tomb together. After that, I will write a tomb robbery notes and tell me how our two families dig the graves."
"Hahaha! The word tomb robber is quite awesome, and it means a bit like a robber."
"And you are really a filial son. Call your dad over to dig a hole and watch yourself?" Martin said as he laughed first.
"Wow! Yes, right, we are still young and we are all growing up. My dad and the others are in their prime, so it's time to put some effort into it."
"I will beat you, an unfilial son for your uncle!"
"Okay, I'm wrong, I'm just making a joke to adjust the atmosphere."
"Think about it quickly, they'll get off work in a while."
"Yes, hurry up, I definitely can't think of it anyway."
"What's the point of asking for you? Come on! Pull Wang Nan out and chop it up!"
"Who dares to come? I am the Great Sage of the Monkey King!" Wang Nan got into the role in one second and immediately became the predecessor of Wukong. Recently, Journey to the West happened to be popular.
"The Monkey King is a big deal, drag it away and chop it to death! After that, chop it into meat sauce and feed it to Xiaotian dog!"
"My grass! You foolish lord, I want to go to the Heavenly Court to ask the Jade Emperor to sue you!"
"I am the Jade Emperor! All the gods in this heaven are my subordinates."
"If the heaven is not good, I will go to the earth to sue you! The senior official of the strong county is Uncle Lu, so let him send a policeman to arrest you!"
"I'll go to you... your thinking is too jumpy. You'll write a web novel in the future."
"What are you talking about?"
"A very exaggerated literary form, no matter how bizarre your thoughts are, you can write them out and make people appreciate them. They will be very popular in the future!"
"That is, you can write down strange ideas like the ones I just said to go to the human world to pray for gods and immortals without being ridiculed?"
"Of course, you will know that the creativity of your county senior official in questioning the Jade Emperor is not special at all."
"If this is the case, I really want to try it. I have a lot of weird minds. I want to…"
"What did you say just now? No! What did I say just now?" Martin slapped his head and said excitedly: "There is a way!"
"You said too much...ah?"
"Go! Go home!"
"What's the idea, please tell me?"
"When you walk, you will tell your uncle and aunt when you go back, that Secretary Lu will ask us to go to his house in the evening, and he will not come back to stay at night. We will drive back by ourselves early tomorrow morning, and I will bring the car keys from my dad later."
"Secretary Lu asked us to stay at his house for one night? You can come up with such a bad idea, why should we call us?"
"You just say this. You don't know what the specific matter is. I promise that uncle and aunt will agree."
Wang Nan was confused. He didn't know what Martin talked to his parents that day: "Okay..., then where are we meeting?"
"You are waiting at home, I'll pick you up. By the way, you hide the tools first after you go back and speed up! They're about to get off work."
"Wait for me!"
As expected by Martin, after Wang Nan came home and told this lie nervously, his parents simply told him not to cause trouble and agreed. He made him temporarily fabricated several lies that covered up the lies and didn't have time to tell them, so he forced himself back.
Of course, my parents thought Secretary Lu was asking them to talk about the clothing factory, but who would have thought that these two "tomb robbers" would have such a big move at night?
At about 8 o'clock in the evening, Martin drove downstairs to Wang Nan's house. He parked the car and went upstairs directly.
Martin said a few ambiguous but suggestive words to Wang Nan’s parents seriously and pretended to be puzzled. Finally, he pretended to be enlightened and said, “Then I won’t run away, probably it’s the matter of the clothing factory.”
The two of them went downstairs to drive away. In order to do a good job, they really went to the county town for a walk, and it was dark after going back and forth.
Wang Nan first ran back to his community and resisted the tools. Then the two drove to a remote mountain with few people. After getting off the car, Martin carefully observed the movements around him and waved his hand: Go up the mountain.
Today is the middle of the Gregorian month and the end of the lunar month, so there is a crescent moon hanging in the sky. The two brothers are holding the flashlight and dare not use it. They can only look at two or three meters in front of them.
At first, Wang Nan didn't feel anything, but when he passed by the tomb pile, his hair stood up.
"Dingding, have you heard any sound?"
"I heard your nervous gasp, look at your promising prospect."
"But I seem to really hear that sound."
"What kind of sound? Ghost screams? Have you heard ghost screams before?"
"I've heard of it, but it's just a little bit wrong anyway."
"All right, don't scare yourself. There are no ghosts, monsters, or anything else in this world. Those are not in line with science." Martin was stunned as soon as he finished speaking, and Wang Nan was so scared that he shivered all over. He thought Martin had discovered something.
"Where are you? Have you seen it?" Wang Nan didn't care about anything else and shone around with the flashlight.
"What are you doing? Put down the flashlight to me!" Martin, who was stunned for a few seconds, was amused when he saw Wang Nan's panicked virtue.
"What did you see just now? Is it a ghost?"
"I see you look like a ghost, oh! There is a dark shadow behind you!"
"Grass!" Wang Nan jumped up suddenly, rushed behind Martin before turning around quickly, and called the flashlight but there was nothing: "Where is the ghost? Why don't there?"
"Brother, can you be more brainy? If you really have that thing, can I still stand so relaxed? I've been going up to fight it for 300 rounds long ago."
"Go to your uncle! I'm scared, you're scared me! My little heart kept jumping, probably two hundred times."
"Hehehe, OK, don't be angry, are you still afraid now?"
"Huh? It seems that I'm not that scared."
"Then go away."
"It's all your fault, I suddenly stopped that..."
Martin stopped suddenly because he remembered something in an instant: Yes, if there are no ghosts in this world, what's going on?
To be honest, when he thought of this problem just now, he immediately felt that his back was cold, and even wanted to go down the mountain and go home immediately. He secretly gave himself several breaths to strengthen his belief in supporting him. Martin kept reminding himself: There will be karma and retribution in the dark, and he must not be taken lightly.
Martin silently recited in his heart as he walked: This unknown ancestor, I promise to take only those things outside of my body and restore your tomb to its original state afterwards. He will also pray for you regularly and from time to time. I hope you will be reborn as soon as possible, Amen.
When I came to the place where I made the mark in the afternoon, fortunately, there was no sign of passiveness, so the next step was to choose where to dig.
Since yesterday, Martin has been recalling the series of tomb robbers that he had read in his previous life, and wanted to learn from the knowledge in the book to guide his actions, but unfortunately he did not compile a few useful information.
Luoyang shovel-No!
Marine shovel-No!
Gold Touching Talisman-I can't do it!
There are also none of them, such as black dog blood, live roosters, candles, and lanterns.
If there is no, there is no. People stole all awesome tombs. At most, I am a little rich man, and there will be no guardians from gods and ghosts.
Martin could only force himself to think about this matter in a simple way, because the more he thought about it, the more complicated it became. No matter how hard it was to dig straight down, I didn't consider any factors such as surrounding terrain. I was just a layman and I was just a joke.
After verifying again for a few minutes, Martin determined the location: "Let's just go, excavate!"
Chapter completed!