Chapter 10 I'm Too Lazy to Bicker(1/2)
Since more than two months ago, the two of them have never attended evening self-study in school. Because there are no teachers in evening self-study, the order is really not very good.
Every night at around 9:30, Martin and Wang Nan would go downstairs to exercise for half an hour, then come back to have some midnight snacks such as pastries and fruits, and continue to study hard after eating.
The night after the two went downstairs, Wang Nan said that they would go to the toilet and Martin started practicing first.
I did four sets of push-ups, four sets of squats, punched a set of punches, kicked two legs, and ran two hundred-meter sprints.
When Martin was sweating profusely and wanted to go upstairs to wash, he found that Wang Nan had squatted in the toilet for at least half an hour.
This guy won't fall into the pit, right?
Just as I was about to go to the bathroom to find him, I saw a black shadow rushing over at lightning speed. It was Wang Nan.
Wang Nan ran and shouted: "Quick! Go upstairs."
Martin, for some reason, followed Wang Nan three steps and two steps upstairs into the house.
When he got home, Wang Nan ran directly to the front balcony, carefully looked downstairs, and after waiting for a while, he saw that there was no movement, he boldly poked his head out.
"Wang Nan! Get out of here! I'm going to beat you to death!"
It was already night, and this loud voice was enough to call everyone in the entire community to the balcony.
Martin was washing his face. After hearing the shout, he hurried to the balcony to look. Wang Nan hid his body under the glass window and did not dare to show his head.
When I looked downstairs, I saw someone jumping downstairs and scolding the streets.
The person downstairs is Li Bo, who is already in his second year of high school.
This guy is 1.85 meters tall and has a burly figure. He is also a tycoon who likes to cause trouble. He is also accustomed to children at home, which makes Li Bo develop the habit of being domineering and unreasonable.
My mother also came to the balcony and saw Li Bo cursing with Wang Nan's name downstairs.
"What happened to you to Li Bo?"
"Nothing is wrong. He bullied me in the toilet just now. When I got angry, I came to him for such a small amount."
Martin also felt strange: "Just do it, how could he be so anxious?"
"Really, just one, very quickly."
"You beat him? Did you punch him? Or kick him?" Martin firmly believed that Wang Nan must be better than Li Bo now.
"I started to want to beat him, but when I thought about beating him was boring, I thought of something else."
"What else is it?"
Wang Nan suddenly burst into laughter, unable to stop laughing wildly, and couldn't stop laughing anymore, so he simply sat on the ground and laughed so hard that he even burst into tears.
My father also walked to the balcony at this time. When he saw the situation below, he was angry and asked anxiously at Wang Nan: "Stop laughing! Tell me what you did?"
"It's okay, don't worry about him. Who made his mouth owe him more than me? Haha!"
The three of them were both annoyed and funny by Wang Nan's crazy appearance.
Martin lay on the window and asked, "Li Bo, stop for a while and tell me what happened?"
"You ask Wang Nan to roll down quickly and die. I won't leave until I can't wait for him tonight. Wang Nan, you can get off for me. You turtle with your head shrunk, have the ability to go downstairs and fight me one-on-one!"
"Okay, okay, what do you want to tell me first?"
"You let Wang Nan, the bastard, tell him! He..."
Wang Nan suddenly stood up and retorted: "You are the bastard. I am the one you owed first, right? I am the one you owed first, right? Do you dare to admit these?"
"I admit it! But is that what you do? "
"Then I don't care. Didn't you feel good when you said I was? Why don't you think about the consequences? Just taking advantage of it without losing? What you think is too beautiful, you just can't afford to play with people like you!"
"It has nothing to do with whether you can afford to play! I say you, you can go back; if I touch you, you can also touch you, but what you do... is that something that people can do?"
"I'm too lazy to quarrel, so I'll use this trick to deal with you. Can't it?"
"Go to your uncle! If you have the ability, come down, and dare not act like this!"
"I won't go down! If you have the ability, just scold me all night."
"Tell you! If I don't come down, I will smash your glass!"
"You brag! Try it!"
"You wait, I'll..."
"Li Bo! I don't go home in the middle of the night, why are you going crazy there? Come back quickly!" The voice of Li Bo's father Dr. Li came from the building opposite Wang Nan's house.
"Dad, I can't go home."
"What nonsense, get back to me!"
"It's not that I don't want to go back, it's that I can't go back."
"Bobo, son, what's wrong with you?" Li Bo's mother appeared on the balcony.
"Mom, I'm fine. I'm going to fight Wang Nan today."
"Oh, what's wrong with you two? Come back first, don't embarrass me below."
"Mom, I can't go back now! I'm...ah...Wang Nan, get out of here! If I don't kill you today, I won't believe in Li!"
Wow! Things seem to be very troublesome.
Martin decided to go downstairs to take a look, but Wang Nan dragged him away.
"Then tell me quickly, what are you doing to others?"
"Okay, okay, I say, gaga."
Wang Nan smiled and described the matter. After listening to his story, the three of them laughed in anger.
Every household in the community has a flush toilet, which is a squat-type toilet. In this era, toilets are still a luxury in small county towns.
Many parents, such as Wang Nan's mother, ask the whole family to go to the outdoor toilet when they defecate, and think that the house is smelly.
In addition, many people are not used to the squatting pit at home, but prefer to go to public toilets, so there are two open public toilets in the community.
What does open-ended mean? To put it simply, if you accidentally fall into the cesspool.
It's a bit of a bad deed, so I won't go into details.
Wang Nan went to the toilet to squat in the pit just now, and Li Bo came in when it was almost over.
Li Bo usually likes to bully the weak and take advantage of others' dangers. When he saw Wang Nan squatting, he ran to rub Wang Nan's head hard and kept calling Wang Nan's nickname.
Wang Nan's nickname is "Azmao", and his history is relatively "old". He has been with him since elementary school to this day.
I don’t know which student started it based on which one, it is very likely because of the popular cartoon Smurfs at that time.
Not every nickname can become a "popular classic". Anyway, Wang Nan's "Azcat" has spread.
Wang Nan was not very disgusted with this nickname, but only divided people into different occasions. Some people could call some people not. Li Bo belongs to this group that was not good.
Wang Nan, who was squatting in the pit, did not habitually refute from his mouth, but just quietly let Li Bo ravage him.
Li Bo was wondering: What happened to this kid today? At least he had to fight with him, spit out, or something, and at this moment he didn't say a word like a dull gourd.
After playing for a few minutes, Li Bo felt it was boring and found a pit to shit.
Wang Nan has to thank Martin for his credit for not being able to fight now.
Every day, Martin emphasizes: Don’t talk so much nonsense for a man. Silence is gold, and only men who speak less can be liked by women.
Especially the last sentence was regarded as an imperial edict by Wang Nan.
But not saying anything does not mean that this matter is over. Wang Nan quickly came up with a trick.
He calmly solved his personal problem, put on his pants and walked out of the toilet door without squinting.
As soon as I went out, I looked for stones in front of me, picked two and came to the septic tank behind the toilet.
"one two three……"
How many pits does this kid come? Wang Nan turned back and took his head from the door and looked in: Oh, the fifth one.
"One, two, three, four, five! That's it."
Wang Nan held the stone and pointed it at the slope of the urinal pond and threw it to the predetermined location.
The moment the stones landed, the feces splashed everywhere!
"Ao! Ao! Damn, who is it? Wang Nan! Are you happy enough? Are you waiting for the old man!"
A roar immediately came from the toilet.
Wang Nan covered his mouth and laughed wildly and ran away.
Father and mother widened their eyes after hearing this.
It’s not appropriate to laugh. My son does something that is really immoral. If he doesn’t laugh, he can’t help it.
Martin laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and pointed at Wang Nan and wanted to curse him a few words.
This is my youth, I can do bad ideas when I say it, and do such a bad thing when I say it.
To be honest, Martin doesn't want to go downstairs because Li Bo must be very smelly now, and maybe there is something else.
To be continued...