Chapter 67 Luxury cars open the way
Dong Yi found that he couldn't help but envy Zhu Chuncai in front of him, and said in his heart: "What a pity, I can only watch but not sit. This dead ghost is cheap!"
Thinking of this, Dong Yi suddenly realized something was wrong, and a vague memory in his mind told him that he could really get on the car in front of him!
In his impression, he watched an old Hong Kong movie. A woman pretended to be a ghost in the middle of the night and took a taxi. She thought about having sex for free. But in the end she got off the bus and found that the driver was actually a real ghost. The name of the movie really couldn't remember, and the specific plot behind it was also ambiguous.
But the woman in the video did arrive at her destination in a hearse.
Then Dong Yi looked at the extended version of Rolls-Royce in front of him, and his mind immediately became lively.
So he hurriedly asked Zhu Chun: "Brother Zhu, can I take this car?"
"I haven't known this...I haven't opened this thing so far!"
Dong Yi was eager to try it out after hearing this: "How about I try it!"
"Brother Dong, please give me a gift!"
Dong Yi rubbed his hands excitedly, reached out to touch the handlebars, but ended up feeling lonely, just like the moon in the mirror, and it was invisible to touch.
Dong Yi shook his head, scratched his head, frowned, "Shouldn't it be?"
After all, this is the world of movies. Since there are related plots in old Hong Kong movies, it should be feasible, but why can't it be possible to get to my own?
Zhu Chuncai looked at Dong Yi with a surprised look and said with a smile: "Brother Dong, why do you act like this? It is normal for you to be a man in the sun to be able to touch things in the underworld."
"No! No! Then why can you touch things in the world? Some evil spirits are skilled in punching and kicking, and you are not vague at all with things to hit people!" Dong Yi was angry that in Uncle Lin's movie, there was also a female ghost who was doing laundry and cooking.
"Not all ghosts, only those who have become climates, who have stayed for a hundred years like me, or have a lot of resentment when they die.
Ordinary little ghosts either take the opportunity to possess people with bad luck or show their presence to be scary."
When Dong Yi heard this, he told Zhu Chuncai the plot of the video he knew.
After hearing what Dong Yi said, Zhu Chuncai thought for a while, he suddenly realized: "So that's it. Brother Dong, the woman you mentioned was probably not lucky, the three names of unknown fires on her body were not strong, and her mind was not right.
A ghost friend couldn't see it, so he secretly communicated with him and made fun of her!"
"Spiritual!" Dong Yi was surprised and curious, and was curious: "Spiritual? How about a spiritual method?"
"The so-called spirituality has existed since ancient times. In ancient times, there was a master who was able to ask God to help him subdue demons and eliminate demons, and some also invited divine objects to kill demons.
Of course, more Taoist priests can only ask some lonely ghosts and hair gods to help him do things.
And humans and ghosts have spiritual connections, and they also have normal conversations like you and me like ordinary people."
"Then can you do it like that ghost driver, let me get in this car, and it's best to drive it!"
"It's feasible, but I don't know if it can be successful!" Zhu Chuncai said with a casual look.
Dong Yi looked at Zhu Chuncai in confusion, shrugged and frowned: "You said yes, but then said no, what do you want?"
"Brother Dong, don't worry. As I said just now, the reason why the ghost friend could tease the woman was because the woman was not lucky and the three nameless fires were not revealed. Therefore, the ghost friend used his innate magical power to communicate with him and tease her.
As for Brother Dong, are you..." Zhu Chuncai looked at Dong Yi with a hesitation, with most of his eyes fear.
“How to say it?”
"Brother Dong, my complexion becomes more and more blurry as I look at it. The three nameless fires on your body are even more vigorous. I can't guarantee whether you can successfully communicate with others!"
Dong Yi hesitated for a while when he heard this, muttered in his heart, and after a moment, he still said, "How about you give it a try, if you don't work, forget it."
Zhu Chuncai nodded, muttered, put his sword finger on his chest, then pointed directly at Dong Yi, and said, "He is proficient in spirit and is touching, and his spirit is moving and his breath is coming into slightest!"
Dong Yi felt a chill that was rushing from his back and his forehead, as if the quilt was not covered at night, and suddenly a cool breeze blew.
In an instant, Dong Yi couldn't help but feel aroused, and his whole body was full of goose bumps. After a moment, the uncomfortable coolness disappeared. Dong Yi touched his body and found that it was nothing different from usual. He asked in a daze: "How is it?"
"Brother Dong can try it yourself."
Upon hearing this, Dong Yi nodded, then came to the hearse, touched it carefully with his hands, and with a click, he really opened it!
Dong Yi's mouth couldn't help but rise, and his eyes were full of excitement. At this moment, he felt that he had opened the door to a new world. In the future, he would buy a car and make paper money. There would be a Rolls-Royce for a few dollars. How much money would he save!
Without saying a word, Dong Yi couldn't wait to get into the car and found that it was no different from the real car. He touched the steering wheel with his hand and shook his head in amazement. However, the temperature inside the car was extremely low, and the steering wheel in his hand was extremely cold. It was not like driving the car normally. Even if the steering wheel was cold, it would get hot in a short while.
But when I thought about it, I felt relieved. After all, I was riding a hearse. A underworld version of Rolls-Royce asked you to drive, so what else can I complain about?
At this moment, Dong Yi really wanted to step on the accelerator and have a real hearse drift!
Looking around with satisfaction, Dong Yi sighed secretly: "If you want to talk about those Hong Kong film screenwriters, they have all the brains that are desperate, and they can also be tricked, but some brains are pretty good. It seems to be a big deal in this situation..."
But at this moment, a drunk man in the alley, holding a bottle in his hand, shaking over with a smell of alcohol.
When he passed by Dong Yi, he suddenly stopped, stretched his neck and widened his eyes, and saw a person sitting in the alley.
The red eyes were blinking hard because of drinking, then looked incredible, then hurriedly restrained, and said in a daze: "Hehe... I can drink even if I drink..." Before he finished speaking, he burped, and Zhu Chun, who was so angry that he immediately hid far away.
Then he murmured in a daze: "You can see people flying, it's fun... it's fun..."
Then he swayed and walked towards the corner of the alley. After a while, a violent sound of footsteps sounded, and a wailing like a pig slaughtered burst open.
"Ghost~~~~"
Seeing this, Dong Yi looked at Zhu Chuncai on the side with a surprised look on his face.
He pursed his lips and asked, "That man thought I was a ghost, how could he see me?"
Zhu Chuncai nodded and then said, "Yes, Zhu has no choice. If Brother Dong insists on taking this item, so as not to disturb others. It is better to go to some uninhabited places."
"Then do you have no way to keep me invisible?"
Zhu Chuncai shrugged and spread his hands, saying, "Brother Dong, it is not a ghost technique to make people invisible, but an immortal technique. Unless Zhu becomes an immortal, there is no other possibility.
The reason why Zhu was able to communicate with Brother Dong was that it was the magical power of ghosts, and it was the talent of a person who became a ghost after death, so Brother Dong should not make things difficult for him.”
The wishful thinking failed. Dong Yi knew that he could not drive a hearse to the road to perform floating art. How much sensation would it cause? Maybe it would be a car accident all the way.
He sighed and got out of the car, looking at the Rolls-Royce beside him, Dong Yi was unwilling to accept it: "I went there, and I thought I would just pay a few dollars to buy a car in the future to make a paper shop. After a long time of work, I still have to work hard to save money. I am so happy."
Chapter completed!