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Chapter 191: The ultimate move

???Dong Yi hurriedly pointed to the book in his hand, looking surprised: "The book says that the price of a pound of rat milk is equivalent to a pound of gold!"

????Xiaoling immediately widened her eyes and said happily: "If this is the case, when I grow up, I will open a rat breeding ground and exchange the milk I squeezed down for gold!"

Dong Yi smiled and said, "Little sister, you don't understand this. Without the sucking of the little mouse, the female mouse's milk will not flow out at all. Do you think it is as stupid as a cow, waiting to make you squeeze it?

And the book says…”

Before Dong Yi finished speaking, the fat mother waved her hand impatiently: "Okay! OK! We don't rely on rats to make a fortune. Why do you say so much nonsense? Can you talk about some ways to kill rats?"

??”?Uh… OK!”

Hearing this, Dong Yi nodded, holding the book and said, "First of all, if you want to kill rats, you have to start with the types of rats. There are more than 2,800 species of rats, distributed all over the world. The total number is about 10 billion!"

Hearing this Ah Zhen muttered a few times, he calculated it and smiled: "Wow, so many, if we count it by human head, everyone in the world has two mice on their heads!"

? "And the book says that there are people, there are places where there are no people, there are also places where there are people. People can eat it, and people can eat it. Rats are omnivorous animals, the same as us humans and pigs!

To eliminate rats, we have to consider this matter from a global perspective.

First of all, if you want to kill rats, you must understand the current international situation. Now, the ecological environment of the entire earth..."

???? "Ah...ah...ah! Ah Yi!"

Dong Biao waved his hand impatiently and interrupted: "Boy, who wants to listen to you say this!

Let’s discuss whether it’s better to solve the problem of killing rats at home based on our family’s situation!

Let’s talk about such small things internationally!”

????Dong Yi frowned and was displeased: "Dad, did you ask me to start talking about theories?" He said, "Are you there anyway to talk about the whole earth, but to Asia.

There are only two types of mice that appear in our family!”

Fat mother was curious: "Which two types?"

"One is called a big mouse, the other is called a little mouse!"

"nonsense!"

The fat mother rolled her eyes in anger.

Hearing the fat mother complaining, Dong Yi curled his lips: "This is what the book says, I just read the text according to the script."

Then Dong Yi continued to introduce: "Today in our kitchen, which one should be a big mouse according to my mother's words, based on my previous case handling experience and the confession of the parties involved.

According to my inference, according to Azhen's reaction, the suspect was a little mouse.

So to sum up, combined with this authoritative popular science book, if you want to kill rats, you should determine the specific appearance of the suspect and then implement detailed and targeted plans!”

"Okay!"

Dong Biao waved his hand impatiently, stood up and snatched the book from Dong Yi's hand, and cursed: "There are a lot of silences. After talking for a long time, he didn't say anything. When he got home, he became a careless person and no one was like he was!"

Then he opened the book and said, "Or if you say so from the preface, when will you have to wait?"

When he looked through the catalog, he found that from Chapter 1 to Chapter 9, it was an introduction to the species and distribution of mice.

????There are measures to eliminate rats after Chapter 10, and mainly for field mice and forest mice. The part about eliminating domestic rats will not appear until Chapter 12.

Dong Biao turned directly to Chapter 12 and said: "In fact, drugs are not a good way to kill rats. It is easy for mice to develop resistance in their bodies after long-term medication.

This book says that it is very good to kill rats with a disease-derived microorganism, and find a way to make the rats sick!”

Azhen frowned and said, "Dad, where do you buy the microorganisms of the disease you mentioned?"

???? "You still have to buy it?"

Dong Biao shook his head, pointed at Dong Yi and said, "Ayi will go to the Forensic Department of the Police Station tomorrow and ask the people in the Forensic Department who knows who are engaged in infectious disease research.

Then find a way to find the source of infectious diseases and spread them to your home!”

Upon hearing this, Dong Yi shook his head immediately: "No, no, Dad, you do this, the mouse family may be fine, our family will return first!"

Dong Biao immediately reacted, threw the book aside, and cursed: "Who wrote this broken book!"

Xiaoling stared at her confused eyes and asked, "Dad, what should I do now? I can't keep cats and can't use medicine. How can I kill this mouse?"

Dong Biao thought for a moment, and then said, "It seems that you can only use the local method your grandfather passed on to me!"

Then the family sat around the sofa. Listening to what Dong Biao said, Dong Biao cleared his throat and slowly said, "If you want to eliminate rats, you must learn to use poison to fight poison and use barbarians to control barbarians!" Then he sighed: "It seems that the way our ancestors stayed!"

The fat mother looked impatient: "Are you finished? Tell me quickly, I'm going to make dinner!"

"This method is actually very simple. Let's buy a mousetrap first, grab a big one, then stuff a soybean into its butt, and then sew it to death with thread!

Then put it back into the nest, so the mouse will feel uncomfortable, and the soybean will continue to expand. When it is anxious, it will bite whoever it sees.

By that time, the rat with red eyes was bitten to death by all the rats, and it was suffocated to death because it could not be taken out of the soybeans!" After Dong Biao said that, he looked at the people beside him and smiled: "How is this, this is a good method!"

“Hey~~~~~~~~”

The whole family looked at Dong Biao with disgust.

Dong Biao was so angry that he saw this: "What are you doing? Your grandfather and Jiaju's father used this trick. This is what your father saw with his own eyes when he was a child!"

Seeing that everyone was not talking, Dong Biao pointed at Dong Yi and asked, "Ayi, don't worry about what you have or not. What's my solution? Leave it to you!"

Upon hearing this, Dong Yi was covered in black and nodded reluctantly: "The solution is good, but this mouse is a bit troublesome to deal with...

At worst, I can wear a pair of gloves, but I have to stuff the soybeans into the mouse’s butt…” When he said this, Dong Yi frowned and gritted his teeth: “I can do it too…but it’s not…”

Dong Biao was so angry: "But what?"

"But...but..."

Dong Yi was thinking for a moment, thinking about using some excuse to deal with it, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "But I don't know how to needlework...why, dad, you come?"

Hearing this, Dong Biao was stunned, his eyes dodged and hesitated: "Oh... this needlework..."

As he said that, Dong Biao subconsciously looked at Fat Mom, but met a pair of cannibalistic eyes and immediately closed his eyes.

Then he smiled and asked Azhen, "Azhen, look, your elder brother and I don't know how to do needlework. Why don't you wait for your elder brother to hold the mouse in your hand and stuff the soybeans, you are a girl who is skillful and skillful, and you sew it with needlework, how about you?"

"I don't want to!"
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