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Chapter 6 Are they back?

Xu Jin looked at Taoist Ma in shock.

Master Ma grinned and said, "They think I will cheat you to death..."

Xu Jin raised his eyebrows, rolled up his sleeves and said, "I think they want to cheat me to death!"

After saying that, Xu Jin wanted to go out and cause trouble.

Master Ma quickly stopped him and whispered a few words.

Xu Jin looked at Master Ma suspiciously and said, "Is this... OK?"

Master Ma said: "Just do what I said."

Xu Jin's eyes looked at Master Ma as if he was looking at a god. Naturally, what Master Ma said was, and he nodded repeatedly and said, "Okay, I understand."

...

When the roller shutter door was opened, Xia Nan was almost the first to jump out and shouted...

"What are you doing?!"

Before Xia Nan could speak, a full roar came, which scared the girl so much that she didn't dare to speak.

Then Xu Jin, who had shed edema, walked out in a breeze.

Xu Jin's voice shocked everyone...

The little policewoman who came was also startled and said stutteringly: "You, you... who are you?"

Lao Xia rubbed his eyes and said quickly: "This...this is what I said..."

The little female policewoman said, "The liar Taoist priest?"

Old Xia blushed and said, "No, this is the patient."

The little policewoman was angry at that time and said angrily: "Is this a patient? Is this body better than you? Comrade, do you know that you are calling a fake policeman?"

Old Xia pulled his hair hard, and he wanted to explain, but how could he explain the situation in front of him?

At this time, Xu Jin directly lined up everyone and walked away with a meteor, jumping three steps a little, and jumping five steps a big. His small body was like a flexible balloon, as if it could go with the wind at any time.

Seeing this, Lao Xia pulled his hair harder.

Xia Nan originally wanted to explain something, but she didn't know what to say in the current situation.

In the end, the little policewoman pulled the two of them to admonish them and left.

I never looked at Master Ma from beginning to end.

This is the effect that Master Ma wants. He doesn't like to argue with the official because it is very troublesome to get involved. If he doesn't do it well, he will be labeled as a promotion of feudal superstition and the store will be directly sealed.

Watching the little policewoman leave, Master Ma smiled and didn't speak yet.

Xia Nan came over, her big watery eyes were full of doubt, and her small face was almost pressed against Master Ma's face.

At the critical moment, Master Ma shouted: "Old Xia, take care of your daughter, come to play hooligans... I tell you, I am a big yellow boy, I can't stand such teasing. Be careful that I will turn around and I will come to propose marriage!"

When Xia Nan heard this, she came to her senses and jumped back three meters, and her body was able to participate in the Olympics.

Xia Nan cursed with a flushed face: "Shameless!"

Master Ma said, "Hey, it's fresh. You come over and say I'm shameless? What's the reason for this? I tell you, if you like me, just speak up, I will take three dollars to your house to propose marriage. Don't stare at this. Now the market conditions and your personality will be the price."

"Ma Jincai!"

Xia Nan slapped a bag on the rapidly falling rolling gate.

Seeing this, Lao Xia shook his head and turned around and left.

The two families have been neighbors for three years. They have been together every day, and he is tired of watching this...

Then Xia Nan stood outside the rolling gate and shouted: "Ma Jincai, come out for me!"

"If you have the ability, come in!" Master Ma shouted inside.

"You come out, I won't hit you." Xia Nan shouted.

Master Ma said, "You throw away the brick in your hand before you talk about it."

Xia Nan's face turned red, she threw away the brick hidden behind her, and then cursed: "You...you are really promising, you know how to install a hidden camera at the door."

Priest Ma then opened the rolling gate: "Just that kind of temperament and look at you, I know which leg you will stumble."

Xia Nan glared at him fiercely in anger, then leaned over and asked in a low voice: "How did you do it?"

Master Ma pretended to be confused and asked, "What did you say?"

Xia Nan kicked Master Ma’s foot: “Don’t pretend to be confused, your trick is not good for me.”

Master Ma laughed and came over, pretending to be mysterious: "I tell you, you are not allowed to tell others."

Xia Nan nodded vigorously.

Master Ma said word by word: "Actually, there is a female ghost in his body. The female ghost saw that I was handsome, handsome, handsome but poor. So she took the initiative to leave him and let me make this pot of gold."

Xia Nan drooped her eyelids and laughed dryly: "Haha... I believe you!"

Master Ma sighed and said, "Okay, let me tell the truth. Master Ma, I am strong and mysterious. I have passed by one hand and directly suppressed the evil demon. You don't know the situation of the battle at that time. The flood is surging... Hey hey, where are you going?"

Xia Nan waved his hand and said, "I'm too lazy to listen to your nonsense..."

Master Ma shouted: "Don't rush to leave. Today I've made money. Please give me crayfish."

Xia Nan said: "Forget it, you have that money, so let's keep it and pay the rent."

Master Ma shouted, "You are a bit hurtful..."

"That's right, Master Ma, let's go, I will eat with you."

A bald man came over and spoke for Taoist Ma indignantly.

Master Ma raised his hand and slapped him, cursing: "What crayfish are you monks eating?"

The bald head was also slippery and he could dodge it all at once. Monk Jing Kong gave him a blank look and said with confidence: "What do you know? Even if I don't eat it, it seems like the shrimp can live for a few more days?

Those who are artificially bred will inevitably die in the end.

If the corpse enters your mortal population, it is called committing evil. You will go to the eighteen levels of hell in the future.

But if you enter the mouth of me, the Buddha, it is called rebirth and bliss, and that is merit."

"Get out!" Master Ma kicked him directly, turned around and walked into the room.

When Monk Jing Kong saw it, he quickly shouted, "Hey hey... don't leave. Fellow Daoist is lucky today and makes money. If you don't treat him, it's a bit unreasonable."

"Get out, you rich woman gives you big red envelopes every day. You haven't even invited me to a meal. You still want to get rid of my crayfish? I'll spoil you, the Buddha's great grandmother!" Master Ma cursed.

Monk Jingkong said, "The Buddha's grandmother is an old peacock... Why can't you get along with a beast? Let's talk about crayfish..."

Master Ma said, "You really want to eat?"

Monk Jingkong said, "Nonsense, I haven't had any meat for half a year!"

Master Ma said, "You have made a lot of money and can't eat meat? Could it be that what are you prostitutes?"

Monk Jing Kong said, "Don't talk nonsense, can monks' things be called prostitution...what? That's called consecration, sending blessings."

Master Ma thought: "That's right, after all, your Buddhist spokesperson has done this. No, have you really gone?"

Monk Jingkong said, "Don't you guys, what's the relationship between me and those bald thieves? Besides, what can I use millions of times?"

Master Ma thought about it, and then he would close the door casually.

Monk Jingkong got up and crawled under the roller shutter door that was about to fall.

Master Ma couldn't kick him out even though he raised his foot...

Then, when the two of them started to quarrel in the room.

Seeing this scene, Lao Xia shook his head, but he was also a little envious. After all, those who can be so bad for each other are true friends.

It is really OK to have such a friend in your life.

Xia Nan, who was helping his father practice the stall, cursed: "Damn gay."

In the store.
Chapter completed!
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