Chapter 22: Being Routine
Li Jian looked at the aliens who kept coming out of the spacecraft. After counting, there were more than a dozen. He felt that he had stabbed the hornet's nest and held the ant nest. One person and one kick was enough for him to become Dongfang Bubai.
Are you here to travel to the earth in groups?
Who knows what to do now, wait online.
Anyway, he only had one idea at this time, which was to ask the Universe Convenience Store if you can return the goods and refund the goods, and it would be fine to take care of the postage at your own expense.
It was so eye-catching that the two bricks were in their hands. He was the most beautiful boy on this rooftop now.
"What do you want to do? Talk?" Jin Fei, the alien who appeared first, noticed Li Jian in a daze and came to smash the door in the middle of the night. This brick star man was really suspicious.
What do you want to do?
Li Jian sneered. He just wants to go home and sleep and be a good baby now, and he will never come out alone at night to talk to him.
"I think, I want to ask, do you need takeout services?" Li Jian swallowed and said with a smile. "Actually, in addition to being a monitor, I also work as a part-time deliveryman to provide takeout services for aliens who are inconvenient to go out, and earn some extra money."
The faces of these aliens are as stiff and hard as insects, and they cannot see any expression. They say that their eyes are windows of the soul, but their eyes are pitch black like frozen pears, and they can't guess what they are thinking.
At this moment, his palms were covered in sweat, and he just wanted to quickly remove the bricks in his hand, but more than a dozen aliens stared at him and did not give him a chance to make small moves.
Heroes are risky, so be cautious when acting as heroes.
"That's great!" an alien said loudly, with a happy tone, "We are worried about not knowing where to buy it."
"I want to eat meat, a lot of meat."
"Rude, I want a tomahawk steak, one bit of cooked."
When Li Jian saw that his nonsense identity was so smooth, he was accepted by aliens. He felt relieved. He didn't know that he still had the talent to act.
While the aliens were discussing what to eat, he moved his bag behind him and quietly stuffed the fragments of the universe in his hand into the bag.
"Huh, what is this?"
Suddenly, a tender voice sounded from behind, frightening Li Jian, who was already nervous. When he looked back, he found that there was an alien behind him at some point. The other party was only one meter high, holding a fragment of the universe in his hand and looking at it.
I'll wipe it!
Li Jian's back was sweating coldly, but in the summer, he felt a little chill.
Why is there a little north nose coming out behind me? When did it come here?
He recalled carefully that there were probably too many aliens coming out just now, and the other party was short, so he didn't notice it.
When the aliens who were still talking about Xiao Beibi looked over, Li Jian just wanted to be a passerby silently, but unexpectedly became the protagonist on the stage.
"Isn't this a brick?"
"What are you doing with bricks?"
The alien's voice immediately became alert, and his black eyes stared at Li Jian, making him feel uncomfortable.
"Actually, this is my ID card." Li Jianqiang calmed down and said lightly, "I said that I am a brick star. In order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, I often carry them with me."
"real?"
"The universe is so big and there are so many planets. Isn't it normal to have never heard of it? Then let me ask you, have you ever heard of the Shixing people?" Li Jian asked.
"I've heard of it."
"Since there are stone stars, why can't we brick stars?"
The aliens looked at each other, that's the reason.
"Don't you look down on us Brick Stars? Okay, I won't take on your business, goodbye!" Li Jian turned around and walked quickly after saying that.
I originally wanted to catch an alien to harvest a wave of damage, but I didn't expect to meet a nest and there was no luck.
"Wait!" Jin Fei suddenly shouted.
Li Jian stopped. In order to appear more realistic, he pretended to be angry and turned around and asked, "Why did you ask me if you didn't accept the order?"
"Your ID card." Jin Fei weighed the brick in his hand.
Li Jian was stunned for a moment, patted his head with his hand embarrassedly, and walked over and said, "Look at my memory, thank you Ang."
He grabbed the fragments of the universe, but couldn't pull them out. The other party's hand was clamped tightly like pliers, with no sign of loosening it.
Are you still going to check on me for drunk driving?
He raised his head and looked at the other person in confusion, but he could not see any expression on the other person's face. It was not that he was face-blind, but that these aliens looked too similar, just like carved out of the same mold.
"Is there something wrong?" Li Jian asked curiously, but he was thinking that he would not kill him just because he did not take the takeaway order, right?
Humph, don't go too far!
The pair of Naidi Kings on my feet are not vegetarians. They can remind you of your mother's rhythm in just one second.
"You took the wrong one." Jin Fei glanced at the other side and said, "Your ID card is there."
ah?
Li Jian looked in the direction the other party pointed and found that Xiao Beibi was holding a fragment of the universe in his hand.
Wait, a little confused.
The universe fragments in Xiao Beibi's hand were stolen from behind him just now, and there was also a piece in his bag. So where did the universe fragments in the hand of the person in front of him come from?
At this moment, a picture flashed through his mind.
I remembered that the other party was holding the fragment of the universe he used to knock on the door before.
It's over, I've been tricked.
In an instant, Li Jian felt that he had fallen into the ice warehouse, and his whole body was getting colder.
"You won't even know your ID card, right?" Jin Fei asked Li Jian suspiciously. The aliens around him began to slowly gather towards Li Jian and surrounded him in the middle.
Li Jian knew that he might be in trouble tonight and was doomed, but the more he was at such a moment, the more he could not panic or show his timidity.
"Of course I know." Li Jian straightened his back, fearless and calm in the face of danger.
"Oh? Then tell me, why do you first think of getting the brick in my hand when I talk about my ID card?" Jin Fei was waiting for the answer.
"It's very simple, because they are all my ID cards." Li Jian said without changing his face.
"What?"
"All nonsense."
"The nonsense also needs to have a bottom line. How can you have two ID cards? You think we are idiots."
Some aliens standing around were filled with anger and wanted to immediately give this brick star man a few big mouths.
"What's so strange about this?" Li Jian said loudly, covering up the voices of others.
Jin Fei took the bricks in Xiao Beibi's hand, placed the two pieces side by side, then looked at Li Jian and asked, "Can you tell me the difference?"
Li Jian calmly pointed to the left and said, "This is my previous ID card." Then he pointed to the right one, "This is my second-generation ID card."
"What?"
All aliens were confused. What the hell is the second generation ID card?
Li Jian seemed to see everyone's doubts, and slowly explained, "The second generation ID card is the latest version of the ID card. The information on it is more comprehensive, and many advanced anti-counterfeiting recognition technologies are added, so it can also encrypt the information on it not seen by outsiders. It has been particularly popular in the Milky Way recently. You won't even know this, right?"
The aliens were speechless. Isn’t it just a new ID card? It’s like a popular product.
Originally, everyone was full of hostility towards this brick star man, but when they saw the other party's righteous look, their suspicion gradually faded.
However, Jin Fei didn't think much.
He looked at Li Jian who was polite, suddenly put his hands behind him, and the two bricks were tumbling on each other several times, then placed them in front of Li Jian, and asked, "Which is your second-generation ID card?"
Chapter completed!