long night(1/2)
Since Yi Xi received her certificate, her friends around her have been "verbal attacks" from her every day.
For example, when Lin Min calls her out to drink, she will say, "Drinke? Then I ask my husband, you know, he is worried about my health."
Huang Wei called her to go shopping, Yi Xi: "I'll ask my baby to see if he has anything to bring. Ah? Why am I so greasy? Huang Wei, who is not married, can't understand the fun of our newlyweds... As for Lin Min, who is single? She knows nothing."
After showing off for two months, Huang Wei and Lin Min finally couldn't stand it anymore. They didn't call each other and just rushed to her house to pull her out if there was anything.
On that day, Lin Min drove downstairs to her. After Yi Xi opened the door, she took her out directly.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're forcibly robbing the girl?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, today is Luo Ke's birthday, let's go eat together, don't mess with me," Lin Min said.
"Ah? Ake's birthday? Oh yes, it's really true today... Why didn't you remind me earlier that I haven't prepared my birthday gift yet?"
"You are full of your treasures, who can you put on?"
Yi Ximo said: "You said that, but I should prepare a gift first."
"Come on, Luo Ke doesn't know what kind of virtue you are doing, I will make up for it next time."
"……oh."
Luo Ke celebrated his birthday very simply, so he opened a large private room and had a few familiar friends to eat, drink and have fun all night.
When Yi Xi arrived, everyone had already arrived.
"Oh, our married women are here~" Huang Wei shouted with the microphone.
"I'm going to you, it's a married girl." Yi Xi walked to Luo Ke, "Happy birthday A Ke."
Luo Ke: "I haven't been to the bar for a long time. I've been at home after getting married. You're so peaceful."
Yi Xi rolled his eyes: "Don't you, you really think I'm a woman after marriage? I'm busy with work!"
"Oh so busy that I forgot about my birthday." Luo Ke glanced at her.
Yi Xi: "...This is my fault. Isn't it okay for me to owe you a favor?"
"Why are you going to pay it back? Miss Yi?"
"In this way, you will recognize you as your godfather after the child is born." Yi Xi patted his shoulder, "Is it a shameful person?"
Luo Ke smiled: "Children, the year of the monkey, horse, will you pay back too slowly?"
Yi Xi: "Isn't it enough to pay it back?"
As he said that, Yi Xi sat among his friends. Because she hadn't eaten yet, she took a bucket of popcorn and hugged it in her arms to eat.
"Didn't you say you haven't eaten dinner yet? This is delicious." Lin Min scooped her a bowl of fish soup. Yi Xi turned her head and said, "If you don't eat it, you will feel uncomfortable if you smell it. Who of you ordered the dishes?"
Lin Min: "No, this tastes very good, the signboard in the store."
Huang Wei: "Yeah, this is very fresh."
Yi Xi's appetite has not been very good recently, and even his sense of smell has become very delicate.
Huang Wei held the fish soup that night and whispered to her face: "It's really delicious, you can try it with a sip!"
"Don't drink, don't drink." Yi Xi said as she felt the things in her stomach rolling in. She was stunned for a moment, pushed Huang Wei away suddenly, and suddenly pounced on the edge of the trash can and vomited.
Huang Wei was confused: "...This really smells so bad?"
Lin Min: "It smells bad...spit?"
Yi Xi recovered a little, took a glass of water handed over by Ge Qirui and rinsed his mouth: "I just said I can't smell this. Do you two think I'm dead young?"
"No, this store's signature is overwhelming?"
Luo Ke walked up and looked at her up and down, looking at Yi Xi with an expression of "Is I a prophet": "Then what, are you going to pay me back now?"
Yi Xi didn't react at once. After a few seconds, she looked at him with a ridiculous look: "Then you think too much, it's impossible."
"But you are like this... I have to think more."
Huang Wei: "What are you talking about?"
Luo Ke: "I suspect there is a little Xixi in her belly."
Huang Wei: "???"
Yi Xi: "..."
Everyone: "…………”
**
Have you seen a group of men and women behind the person who bought pregnancy test sticks?
The men and women had bright eyes. They looked at the belly of the woman in front, and the strange characters in their eyes said, "If this belly is detected, it will still be my child."
People in the pharmacy probably haven't encountered such a situation since they started working. People who bought pregnancy test sticks looked calm, but the group of men and women following behind them were so panicked.
"Hello, give me two pregnancy test sticks."
The pharmacy staff nodded blankly, and when they were about to turn around to get it, they heard these people say, "Are two enough? What should I do if I don't know? Let's have three or four more!"
"You must be accurate when you get the best and most expensive one!"
"Why don't you go directly to the hospital and let the doctor see you."
"By the way, how much does this thing cost? Let's do it?"
"What do you want so much?"
"You can't stay for yourself."
"You're using it, you..."
Yi Xi couldn't bear it anymore: "Can you shut up?"
“…”
Luo Ke: "Well, it's time for you to be quiet, and you're going to quarrel with my godson like this."
Everyone was as quiet as a chicken in an instant.
"Yes, yes, yes."
Yi Xi: "..."
Rolling his eyes, Yi Xi said to the clerk: "Don't pay attention to them, give me two."
Clerk: “…Okay.”
Originally, today was Luo Ke's birthday, but after this incident, everyone even Luo Ke himself didn't really want to celebrate his birthday. They all looked forward to it and were waiting for Yi Xi's result.
Yi Xi drove home directly. To be honest, she seemed calm, but in fact she was a little panicked. Since Xu Nanru officially became husband and wife, they have not been wearing condoms several times, and her menstrual period has always been very chaotic, and it is very common for her to not have menstruation.
But if, if I really get pregnant... wouldn't that be too scary?
Yi Xi opened the door, and after entering the door, he said to several pairs of eyes at the door: "Can you leave? What are you doing with me home?"
Luo Ke: "I'm waiting for news about my godson."
Lin Min: "I, I, too!"
Huang Wei: "It's not okay if you don't get together."
Several other friends: "Resolute explanation!"
Yi Xi: "..."
Everyone sat in a row in the living room. In Yi Xi's eyes, "If you mess up the living room or eat a few snacks, I'll throw you out." Everyone quickly took apart the various biscuits and potato chips on the coffee table, and squeezing them while eating.
Ten minutes later, everyone saw Yi Xi coming out of the bathroom, and everyone tacitly threw the snacks on their hands back to the coffee table.
"How is it?"
"Is there any!"
"Are you a man or a woman?"
“???”
...
Looking at the friends in the living room who were waiting for the results with great enthusiasm, Yi Xi's mind was blank at this time. She had just tested both of them in the toilet. When she saw the result for the first time, she couldn't believe it. So she trembled and tore the second one, but the second one... was the same.
With two levers, she is really pregnant.
Seeing that Yi Xi had not answered, Lin Min couldn't help it first. She suddenly rushed from the sofa and ran to her side to pick up the pregnancy test stick she placed behind her.
"Damn it!!!"
Lin Min raised the pregnancy test stick high as if holding a scepter, then turned around and announced to the people (?) as if she was a queen, "It's true!"
That posture is the successor to the throne.
“Wow wow wow wow wow wow!”
"How to celebrate?! Where to eat and drink? I treat you to you?"
"Oh my little master or little princess, my godmother has everything you have!"
To be continued...