Chapter 81 The drink is temporarily sold out
"Hmph! Who am I supposed to be? It turns out that he is the Sanfangzhu of Qixiufang. Why don't you hug him and hold him in the pile of makeup, and you still have this leisure and elegance to catch monsters?"
Qi Feng was not very angry about Yang Jihu's sarcasm, but he felt a little sympathetic to this person.
After all, not everyone can repeatedly provoke the same enemy that they cannot defeat.
Of course, this matter cannot be blamed entirely on Yang Jihu, because when he was abused first, he used the identity of "Song Tie". The memory of being abused the second time was wiped out by the fairy in white. Now that he is involved in himself again, he really cannot say that he is a goldfish with three seconds of memory. It can only be said that he has his own arrangements.
As for why this pig demon was injured just now, now he has an answer. It must be caused by Yang Jihu and other people from Tianmiao Mansion.
To put it this way, Qi Feng is indeed suspected of intercepting the Husband halfway. If Yang Jihu could learn from the previous lessons and speak as calmly as possible, Qi Feng might have left the pig demon's corpse.
After all, this forest is very active, and there are not a few monsters in the Golden Dan Realm. Hunting is not a problem for him, it is just a matter of walking a lot.
Unfortunately, Yang Jihu has always looked down upon others with a noble and despised person, so Qi Feng was destined not to give in.
"Ye, isn't this the commander Yang of Tianmie Mansion? You said that this pig demon was discovered first, but is there any evidence?"
Yang Jihu said contemptuously: "Of course there is evidence. There is a wound on this pig demon that I cut down with my own hands. It is extremely difficult to heal. Just on its right abdomen, you can take a look."
Of course Qi Feng knew that what Yang Jihu said was true, but since he did not intend to hand over the pig demon's corpse to him, he naturally would not admit it and said, "I thought you had engraved your name on the right abdomen of the pig demon. It turned out that it was just a wound. Who knows if you saw it now that you said that, how can you count?"
When Yang Jihu saw Qi Feng start to mess around, he was immediately angry and said, "This wound contains the unique gun evil power of my Tianmiao Mansion. You can tell at a glance that why can't you count it?"
Qi Feng thought for a while, frowned and said seriously: "I haven't seen it before. You can't use any evidence. You can't use it as evidence. You call it in person. If this pig demon admits it is your prey, I will give it to you. What's going on? Isn't it fair?"
After hearing this, Yang Jihu laughed anxiously and said, "What a slutty little bastard who dares to insult me like this. I think you don't want to live anymore, right?"
Qi Feng pretended to be scared and said, "What is Commander Yang going to do? I am just a young monk in the Qi training realm. Don't scare me!"
Yang Jihu laughed wildly and said, "Hahaha! You also know that you are an ant-like scoundrel? You dare to be so arrogant with me! I have a suggestion, if you kneel down and kowtow to me now, and say, "I am wrong, Commander Yang, and I will never dare again." Let go of the pig demon, I can let you leave peacefully, what?"
After hearing this, Qi Feng was shocked and thought to himself, why did you, Yang Jihu, be more and more deadly than you? This time I won’t give you a psychological shadow. My name is reversed!
But before you hit you, you can't lose in terms of momentum.
"Ah! Let me think about it, admit my mistake, right? OK!"
Yang Jihu wanted to humiliate Qi Feng, but he didn't expect that he would agree so frankly and neatly. He thought to himself that this person was really a second-generation ancestor who could not be helped, and he really embarrassed those two.
The dozen monks of Tianmi Mansion behind him also burst into laughter, looking like they were watching the show.
Qi Feng sneered in his heart, and his face was still not visible. He lifted the hem of his robe, and suddenly took off his pants in the eyes of everyone eagerly expecting him to kneel down.
Qi Feng held that, and his spiritual energy moved slightly, and he peed three feet away against the wind. He caught everyone in Tianmio Mansion who was preparing to watch the show off. Yang Jihu didn't react for a while and almost got penetrated.
Qi Feng was urinating comfortably, and he didn't have idle mouth: "Yang Jihu, do I want me to admit my mistake? Let me play with you! Play with your spoon! You big stupid x!"
Yang Jihu had never suffered such an insult. He was so angry that he turned red. He immediately summoned his spear and attacked Qi Feng. Seeing the place where his attack landed, he was directly at the vital point in Qi Feng's hand, which was to make him lose his son and grandson!
Qi Feng was not in a hurry at all. Since he had urinated, he had to finish his urine. It was not his style to hold it back halfway.
With the abnormal function of the Eye of Heaven, he judged the attack trajectory from the moment Yang Jihu took action, so he still peed calmly, but just took a slight tilt and avoided this powerful attack.
Yang Jihu's move failed, and his domineering gun shot into the distance, directly cutting off more than a dozen towering ancient trees, causing a lot of storm in the woods.
Qi Feng urinated while mocking: "Yeah, this move is good, it is truly powerful, but it is the legendary woodcutting magic skill?"
Yang Jihu shouted, picked up his gun and slashed again. Qi Feng turned around in a small step and avoided again. Moreover, due to centrifugal force, the urine also spilled out a beautiful parabola. Yang Jihu opened his mouth wide at this time and accidentally drank two sips.
This scene directly made everyone petrified, including Qi Feng, the initiator, who had an unknown liquid in his mouth, his face instantly turned into pig liver, and he squatted on the ground and started to retching.
Qi Feng had no idea of urinating at this time, so he quickly put on his pants, looked at Yang Jihu and said, "Ah... this, Commander Yang, don't know how it tastes?"
“I x*&^*$%$$%.”
Yang Jihu used all the dirty words he could think of. Unfortunately, he was so nauseous that he was so nauseous that he said while vomiting, saying that his pronunciation was not very clear. Qi Feng couldn't understand what it meant after listening for a long time.
"What? Want to drink again? Although I'm glad you're so satisfied with my private drink, I'm sorry, the drink was sold out just now. If you want to drink it, you have to wait. If you can't wait, I can find a way to deal with it in an expedited way."
This passage of tiger and wolf words, let alone Yang Jihu vomited even more severely, even the disciples of Tianmie Mansion who were watching next to him empathized with it, and their throats rolled, and soon they ran to the side and started vomiting.
Qi Feng looked at Mingyue innocently and said, "What's the situation? It's like this before I started fighting. Has my mouth and cannon technique reached the realm of transformation?"
Mingyue spitted out the pig demon from her mouth, rolled her eyes and said, "In the name of my Qilin Holy Beast, I am now willing to call you the "King of Mouth Cannons". He is, I was so hungry that I was dying, but now I'm so nauseous that you said it."
Qi Feng said meaningfully: "I seem to have unlocked another new skill."
Chapter completed!