Chapter 3: The system has a grudge against the ass
"Little scholar, why do you want to kick the battalion commander's ass when you have nothing to do!? Get ready to run away. I will take care of you in everything." Hu, the squad leader, asked in a low voice.
Ma Xiaojun knew that Hu, the squad leader, was a little scared at this time. If Zhang Dabiao got angry, he would be unable to withstand it.
He had been trying to run away for a long time, even though he had received the mission reward! He was still afraid of what might happen, and now he was so skinny and young, so why wouldn't he be beaten to death?
"Zhang Dabiao! Where have you been? Don't you know that the Japanese will come soon? Have you seen that hilltop? We will fight over it later and break out of the encirclement.
Damn, don’t just worry about that piece of equipment." Li Yunlong scolded.
At this time, Hu, the squad leader, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a smile: "Yes! You are smart, the leader will calm you down directly.
Hehe...well done! I didn't expect the battalion commander to suffer such a secret loss at your hands."
"Yes! Clean the battlefield quickly, hurry up." Zhang Dabiao roared, his voice filled with anger.
"Are you telling me that you are causing trouble for our old Li!? Aren't you happy when I call you!?" Li Yunlong glared, then went up and kicked Zhang Dabiao again.
puff-
Squad leader Hu couldn't help but laugh out loud and said: "The battalion commander didn't read the almanac today! Hahaha..."
Ma Xiaojun also laughed. He didn't care about the squad leader's gloating! The key was that he really kicked Zhang Dabiao, and nothing happened to him.
No matter how deceptive the system is, it can't match the cleverness of my little scholar.
"Captain, commander! Save some face, save some face." Zhang Dabiao laughed and dodged Li Yunlong's second kick.
"You are still snoring coldly, why don't you know how to give face to our regiment leader, Old Li!? Go and investigate to see if there are any Japs on that hilltop!?" Li Yunlong pointed at the hilltop a few miles away and ordered.
"Yes, leader!" Zhang Dabiao stood at attention and responded.
"Hehe... Squad leader, I knew the battalion commander was afraid of our regiment commander." Ma Xiaojun became amused.
"You're a good boy! You've got brains, and you can use your ability to act like a fox or a tiger to show off your power. If you have a chance, just kick someone who's unhappy." Hu, the squad leader, laughed.
"Look! It's coming. I wonder who is unlucky enough to be sent by the battalion commander to find out the situation." Ma Xiaojun said with a smile, looking around at his brothers.
"It's not your kid anyway." Squad Leader Hu responded and patted Ma Xiaojun on the shoulder. 'You are the regimental commander's nephew. How dare the battalion commander let you die? You must be impatient.'
‘That’s just because I kicked the battalion commander and he didn’t dare to get angry.’ Ma Xiaojun said proudly in his heart.
Ding!
The sound of the system made Ma Xiaojun's face straighten, and he froze on the spot like a fool! Hearing this sound, he felt that something must be wrong.
A new side mission is opened: the host is asked to actively participate in the investigation work and complete the mission assigned by Zhang Dabiao.
Reward for completing the task: one pound of pork and two cabbage.
Mission failed: Stray bullets on the battlefield will hit the host in the butt! For the sake of the host's own butt, please use 120% of your energy to complete the mission goal.
'Fuck you! Why don't you let me live? System, do you have a grudge against your ass!? I'm not happy yet, you just throw a bucket of cold water on me! Damn, you are simply a loser in terms of strength.' Ma Xiaojun
I cursed in my heart.
‘With great abilities come great responsibilities. Host, please pay attention to your quality.’ The system responded coldly.
"What the hell!" Ma Xiaojun couldn't help but cursed.
For the sake of keeping your butt safe, go ahead!
Zhang Dabiao came over and shouted loudly: "Wang Xiaoyi! Go to the top of the mountain to investigate the situation and report back to me."
"Batalion Commander! Wang Xiaoyi already died during the charge." A nearby brother responded.
"What!? Why don't you keep an eye on it!?" Zhang Dabiao said angrily, frowning as he thought about who was suitable to carry out the task. He must have a bright mind.
"Wang Xiaoyi died! There are not many people with brighter heads than Wang Xiaoyi." Monitor Lao Hu muttered.
"Batalion Commander! I'm going." Ma Xiaojun suddenly stood up.
At this moment, Ma Xiaojun straightened his chest and acted very brave! However, there were ten thousand "grass mud horses" running around inside, greeting the system.
However, the system did not tolerate him at all.
Zhang Dabiao was stunned, followed by squad leader Lao Hu, and almost fell to the ground without trembling.
"What the hell are you trying to do!?" Squad leader Lao Hu slapped Ma Xiaojun on the head and scolded him angrily.
Ma Xiaojun was stunned when he was slapped, and he covered his head and rubbed it! The squad leader's slap was really hard.
The brothers around him all looked at Zhang Dabiao! As for the brothers, you don’t really have the courage to let a young scholar go to investigate.
"Is there something wrong with your brain!? You go to investigate!? I don't trust you to go." Zhang Dabiao responded coldly.
"Report! There is always someone who is going to fight against the Japs. I, a little show, am good at fighting, and I just killed seven or eight little Japs! If I don't go, who will!?" After Ma Xiaojun stood firm, he asked for orders seriously.
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Zhang Dabiao frowned and asked the little scholar to go!? Zhang Dabiao also had to hold his head up.
But when the young scholar took the initiative to ask for a job, was it appropriate for the brothers not to let him go? He looked at Li Yunlong in embarrassment.
Li Yunlong had a dark look on his face, but he laughed and said: "Ah! The little scholar is going to perform a mission!
Zhang Dabiao! Let him go, I want to see how capable this kid has become."
"Commander, I'll go!" A soldier stood at attention and said, and then the brothers nearby asked for help one by one.
It's unreasonable to ask a young scholar to go there. This young scholar is the youngest! On the battlefield, all investigations are carried out with their heads up.
Furthermore, the brothers had all asked the young scholar to write a letter home, and they had to return the favor.
"Okay, why do you think I, Li Yunlong, can't bear to leave the little scholar? Let him go." Li Yunlong gritted his teeth and roared.
"Yes! Squad leader Hu, follow." Zhang Dabiao then ordered. 'Little scholar, you are rushing to die! Now you have angered the regiment leader.'
"Go quickly! Have you seen that hilltop? Are the brothers waiting to climb over that hilltop to break out of the Japanese encirclement?
After careful investigation, come back and report to Zhang Dabiao." Li Yunlong scolded him coldly.
"Yes!" Ma Xiaojun responded and immediately ran towards the top of the mountain.
'Mom! You have offended Lao Li because of your butt. After all, this butt can't escape bad luck.'
Hu, the squad leader, trembled and immediately followed.
In his previous life, Ma Xiaojun was a scout. He forgot his vision while running and suddenly felt dizzy and almost fell to the ground.
"What!? Now you know how to be afraid, right? There's no point in being afraid! Why did I, Lao Hu, bring along a fool like you? Sooner or later I will be tricked to death by you." Lao Hu went up to support Ma Xiaojun, gritting his teeth and complaining.
"You think I'm thinking! It's not because of the cheating system." Ma Xiaojun cursed in his heart. At this moment, the dizziness disappeared and he looked into the distance. Suddenly, he found that his eyes were very clear! He could clearly see the mountain col path 280 meters away.
Chu.
Ding!
The passive skill Primary Eagle Eye is activated, congratulations to the host.
‘Damn it, I’m telling you!’ Ma Xiaojun cursed secretly, and then said: “If I don’t take risks, others will take risks.
Monitor: Are there not many brothers who have died for my little scholar? It's time for me to go into battle.
Now let’s touch it! There are a few Japanese at the top of the mountain ahead, let’s be careful.”
Ma Xiaojun said it very righteously, but it was also his truth.
Hu, the class leader, was stunned for a moment, then gritted his teeth and sighed: "Okay! I, Lao Hu, have nothing to say. I will follow your little scholar up to the mountains of swords and the sea of fire."
"Squad leader! I will protect you this time." Ma Xiaojun responded.
Chapter completed!