Chapter 0010 eat a big melon(1/2)
Jiang Yue took out the remaining half of the cigarette and threw it on the table.
A hint of enthusiasm flashed in Sangou's eyes.
"Give me one?" Jiang Yue captured this detail without saying a word.
I popped out one casually, handed it over, and ignited it.
Sangou didn't even think about it, so he took it skillfully, clamped his cigarette holder with his two fingers and leaned forward into the fire.
Just as he was about to lit it, Sangou suddenly saw a chill that looked like a smile floating across his second brother's face.
Sangou, who was very eager to survive, smiled embarrassedly, and threw the cigarette on his fingertips onto the table like a thorn.
"This...this...this...I'm still young! I can't beat it. Second brother, you are really like this. Is there anyone like you who is like? Isn't this a bad kid?"
"Are you modest? Do you still need me to teach you badly?" Jiang Yue continued to sneer, and his smile made Sangou's scalp numb.
"Second brother, you really misunderstood me. Look at the cigarette shell that says, smoking is harmful to health. I am so young, what should I do if my body is damaged? I really don't know how to smoke."
"Isn't it really a waste?"
"No smoking!"
"That's because you don't have a good taste. This smoke has a fragrant flavor and tastes really good. It's sixty yuan a pack!"
"Haha, second brother, are you a layman? You were killed by a pig? This cigarette is mellow and has a strong smell, but it doesn't rush or choke. And a pack of it is obviously thirty yuan..." Sangou said halfway through, it was too late to step on the brakes.
However, this guy reacted very quickly and said seriously: "I said just now that I can't smoke. But I can't resist my uncle's usual love to smoke. I heard him talk too much, so I remember it a little."
"Is that so? Why did I hear that my uncle is very frugal and always only smokes six yuan per pack of black sand?"
"You don't live in my sister-in-law's house, so how can I know? Maybe my uncle has hidden a small vault? On the surface, there are 30-yuan wrigs behind the ground?"
"Why do I call me and ask my uncle?" Jiang Yue picked up his cell phone.
"Forget it?" Sangou grabbed Jiang Yue and licked his face and said with a whisper, "Second brother, is this a matter of the matter? Don't you want the sister-in-law and her husband to have a quarrel, right?"
"Where is the eldest sister?"
Sangou said seriously: "It's okay for my elder sister! We are the most obedient boys in the world. We don't have any bad habits. My elder sister is busy enough at work, so don't let her worry about us all the time."
Even if you have a tacit opinion on smoking, it will be overwhelming.
Sangou glanced at Jiang Yue's cell phone that was put back on the dining table and said with a smile: "Second brother, can you really wronged you? You haven't stared at your phone and other information for so long. Could it be that you are really just a pure classmate relationship?"
Before the words were finished, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong...
A series of information on the screen kept jumping out.
When Jiang Yue saw that it was a class group.
Usually, everyone is busy with school and has no chance to play with their mobile phones. During school, the school is not allowed to turn on the computer, so there are basically no people.
In addition, the teacher would send some notifications and announcements in the group from time to time, so Jiang Yue did not set messages to avoid disturbing this group.
Who is so idle and fucks so hard that he is crazy about the screen in the class group?
Never brake Du Yifeng:
@Everyone
Shocking! Tianlang Mountain, a Xiong Peak in the Western Region, cracked in the middle, shocking!
The hands are fast, but the hands are slow!
Eat melons as early as possible and outperform 808 (Author: This number is divided by two).
Short video 1
Short video 2
...
Short video 9.
Du Yifeng is a popular figure in the class. He is also a celebrity in the entire Yangfan Middle School where Jiang Yue and the others attended.
In terms of academic performance, Du Yifeng is a younger brother. But he can't resist his outstanding life experience, and his every move is more like a social person, without the adolescent of a student.
It is more appropriate to describe him in two sentences: he is not here in class, and he is the fastest to flirt with girls when fighting.
Judging from the student's perspective, he is definitely a scum among the poor students.
But this guy is not very popular in the class and doesn't make people hate him. In the final analysis, he is still high in rank and has a wild path. His classmates envy him three points, respect him six points, and it's hard to say the remaining one.
In the class group, ordinary children rarely speak, especially when there are teachers in the group, they basically speak very restraintly.
Du Yifeng is an exception. He doesn't see any difference between class groups, family groups or social groups.
What he wanted to post was all based on his mood at that time.
It has not happened that there is no such thing as driving in the class group after a disagreement.
On several occasions, he was very happy to drive, which made the teachers embarrassed to pretend to be transparent and had to come out and put on the brakes for him.
This is how his group notes and nicknames are, never braked.
Jiang Yue thought this guy was driving in the class group again, so he didn't care.
However, the group news did not stop, and dingdong dingdong kept popping up.
No. 27 Liu Jian: Damn, is it true? Movie special effects?
No. 42 Xu Ruogu: It’s awesome, which blockbuster movie? Seek seeds online!
No. 16 Zheng Weihao: Seeking seeds online 1!
No. 35 Chen Haoran: The picture doesn’t look like a movie technique, it looks like a real scene shooting.
Han Jingjing No. 25: It seems that it is really Tianlang Mountain. I visited last summer vacation and took photos with Tianlang Mountain as the background. Wait for me to find the photos.
Teacher Sun, head teacher: It seems that everyone is very idle during the long holiday. Did I not assign my homework properly? I was reflecting!
No. 27 Liu Jian: trembling/emoticon pack, diving, dog head saves life/emoticon pack.
No. 42 Xu Ruogu: shivering/emoticon pack, diving, dog head saves life/emoticon pack.
No. 16 Zheng Weihao: trembling/emoticon pack, diving, dog head saves life/emoticon pack.
No. 35 Chen Haoran: shivering/emoticon pack, diving, dog head saves life/emoticon pack.
Jiang Yue's mouth twitched.
A bunch of funny guys.
Is it true that I am not trying enough exercises?
The group returned to peace.
Since Du Yifeng is not driving, he is idle. Jiang Yue clicks to see.
Nine short videos, in total less than two minutes.
The video shooting technique is very amateur, the lens is unstable, and it is a bit shaky, and it is obviously not a high-power camera.
None of these are the key points.
The point is that these two minutes of videos are really not the title party, and the content is so exciting.
In the video, Tianlang Mountain, which is three or four thousand meters above sea level, is like a huge cake. A gap slowly appears in the center, slowly tearing to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye!
"Second brother, is this fake?" Sangou was also stunned.
Jiang Yue did not answer, but clicked it repeatedly and looked at it carefully frame by frame.
During the process of the tearing of the mountain, the entire earth was trembling obviously, and the dust raised soared into the sky. Although it was a long-range shot, you could also hear the shocking sound of the sky and the earth moving.
It is indeed as someone in the group said, this is not like a movie shooting technique.
Based on Jiang Yue's observation of details, this video should not have technical editing.
But--
What an incredible wonder this is the mountain torn in the middle?
Even if the plates are moving, they will not be able to be observed at the speed that the camera can capture, right?
The changes in geography have changed, and the unit of time starts at least ten thousand years.
Is this necessary to complete the cycle of tens of millions of years in a day and a night?
Jiang Yue couldn't hide his inner surprise and clicked on the video again.
But I received a prompt that this video has been deleted.
The speed of 808 is indeed fast enough. If you eat this melon a few minutes later, you will not be able to catch up.
Wang Xin No. 8: Why can’t the video be opened?
Fang Ziyang No. 19: Damn, I missed the red envelope every time, can’t I catch up with the melon even if I eat melons? Self-harm/emoticon package.
No. 38 Shao Yixuan: @Du Yifeng, please send it again. Kneeling/Emoji Pack.
No. 25 Han Jingjing: What's the situation? The photo was found, what about the video? Black question mark face/emoticon pack.
To be continued...