Chapter 1 Constance's Pregnant Gymnastics
Chapter 1 Constance's Pregnant Women's Gymnastics
"Madam, don't be impulsive. Those two skeleton mages are just small pieces, and they are not worthy of your efforts!" Chilang and Ye Xiao opened their arms to block the city gate, blocking Constance tremblingly. A few hours ago, the patrol team they led encountered two strangers and conducted a simple investigation. However, perhaps because they were worried that they would be discovered, the two travelers suddenly summoned dozens of skeletons to attack. The patrol team suffered half of their casualties, but the rest escaped smoothly.
"Damn it, I just do some exercise after cooking, and I won't get angry!" Constance gently stroked her abdomen, and the gentleness of her movements formed a sharp contrast with the anger in her eyes. In the three months of pregnancy, her lower abdomen had slightly raised, but it was not very obvious... Even so, the whole city regarded her as a fragile glass product, and carefully cared for her - in fact, if it weren't for the possibility of accidentally hurting civilians, Emos, who was frightened, would have wished to cast several forbidden spells beside her to protect her.
For example, now, although I repeatedly declared that I would never be in danger, hundreds of guards still surrounded me like they were facing a great enemy, with heroic expressions as if I were going to the battlefield. Seeing this situation, Constance seemed even more angry, and the dragon power spreading from her could turn into a deadly weapon at any time: "Enough, do you think I am a pet? Do you want to ask a group of people to buy tickets to visit?"
Chilang and Ye Xiao looked at each other, and the cold sweat on their foreheads continued to fall. However, although it was terrible to anger a black dragon - especially the black dragon with a bad temper because of pregnancy; but compared to this, the lord who robbed in Beijing was the real terrible existence. You know, he repeatedly instructed that if Constance and her child were hurt, then all members of the thieves would never want children in their lives...
"Wait, what is that?" Constance suddenly looked up at the sky. Everyone subconsciously looked up, but only saw a few floating clouds. The red wolf and the night owl realized something was wrong, but before they reacted, the gushing waves of air had overturned them to the ground. Constance, who turned into a dragon, jumped up and rode the wind to the sky. Her long cheers could be heard in the entire paradise city: "Skeleton Master? Hehe, I can finally do a pregnant woman's gymnastics happily!"
"Pregnant women's gymnastics?" Listening to the noun taught by He Taiping, the two former robbers looked at each other and suddenly shivered. At this moment, although they were worried about Constance's safety, they were more for the two skeleton mages. Perhaps half an hour later, the two unlucky guys will turn into bone fragments, or more simply, directly becoming the raw materials for sweet and sour pork ribs...
In fact, both Chilang and Ye Xiao were wrongly guessed! Constance did not waste half an hour in the sky at all. She only took ten minutes to find the Skeleton Mage. Accompanied by cheers, the Black Dragon turned two "ribs" with wide mouths that seemed to be saying something into ashes.
"It seems, I'm too impatient?" Dancing Dragon Wings stayed in the air, Constance patted his forehead with some depression. She felt that she was too excited just now. Maybe she should have brought the two skeleton mages back and tortured them slowly for two months... But now, what's the point of saying these? The black dragon, who was still unsatisfied, was hovering in the sky, trying to find a new toy, even a single skeleton soldier.
Perhaps the goddess of luck happened to be on duty nearby today, and Constance's wish was quickly fulfilled. With her sharp dragon eyes, she suddenly noticed that a fierce Hydra was winding on the plain a few miles away - its body seemed so huge, and with the creepy hissing sound, the group of monsters along the way fled in scattered.
"Hydra, how could it appear here?" Due to the influence of natural genes, the dragon clan had no favoritism for the creature Hydra, so Constance couldn't help frowning slightly when he noticed the huge creature. However, a few seconds later, the black dragon, who realized something, suddenly cheered and spread its wings and swooped over there - she knew very well that she had finally found a toy to vent her energy!
After a moment, the excited black dragon approached Hydra and began to prepare for attack. When he noticed the shadow above, the giant snake that was supposed to face actually screamed and turned around and ran away. Constance was shocked and almost fell from mid-air - unbelievable, was that guy going to find reinforcements or was he going to trick himself into the trap?
After hesitating for a few seconds, the black dragon caught up quickly and trapped the opponent with the dragon breath attack. But what was strange was that although he was baptized by the storm of dragon breath, the Hydra did not resist at all. Instead, he hugged his head and kept entrenching in place, shouting for help. Seeing this scene, Constance finally confirmed that the other party was a freak. He roared and swung suddenly...
"Dear, what are you doing?" The sudden sound interrupted Constance's interest. She was a little annoyed and subconsciously wanted to ejaculate the dragon's breath, but after being slightly stunned and finding the familiarity of the sound, the roaring black dragon suddenly cheered and ejaculated herself!
"Damn it, pay attention to protecting the child, and your body shape..." Looking at the huge dragon body pressing down on the face, He Taiping could only tremble and exclaim, hoping that he would not turn into a meat pie. Fortunately, while falling quickly, Constance finally remembered to turn back into a human form, and fell into the arms of his lover with a smile. He Taiping breathed a sigh of relief, glad that he would not be the first unfortunate person in history to die from reunion, and it was the kind of death that was crushed to a flattening...
Ten minutes later, the lovers who had not met for several months had already experienced hugs, kisses, laughs, and telling everything they could go through. After quieting down, He Taiping gently stroked Constance's lower abdomen and asked uneasily: "Then, everything will go smoothly, including our children?"
When he said the word "child", he couldn't help but smile, and the happiness in his heart slowly spread. Constance leaned gently on his shoulder and murmured and said something no one could understand - what's the point, as long as he felt satisfied. After a long time, she finally raised her head and complained dissatisfiedly: "Dear, you have been there for so long! I don't care, but I'll take me wherever I go next time!"
"Well, as long as it's not a large-scale battle!" In fact, He Taiping was also fed up with the torment of being alone in the empty bed. Judging from Constance's agile performance just now, even when she was pregnant, she was still able to move freely, not as fragile as a human pregnant woman. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but turn his eyes aside - in that big pit, the trembling starry sky still shrank into a ball, as if she could faint at any time.
Detecting his gaze, Constance immediately smiled strangely and gently curled his lover's neck and said, "Dear, do you like that stupid snake? I just learned a few dishes with my sister recently. Why not braise it for you tonight... I will help you braise it... I'm not bad at stewing snake soup, and you can't waste that snake gall!"
Within a few seconds, the starry sky had been automatically decomposed in her eyes, turning into several famous dishes, hundreds of bottles of snake gall wine and thousands of snake skin wallets. He Taiping looked at the intriguing black dragon and the trembling Hydra, and finally scratched his scalp gently, interrupting helplessly: "Dear, I'm afraid your plan will be temporarily put on hold, because this timid giant snake is the new resident I just took in..."
"New Resident?" Constance's smile suddenly froze, and he looked at Hydra with a little unwillingness. He noticed the bad things in her eyes, and the unlucky starry sky immediately squeezed out a smile, wishing to engrave four words on his forehead - "I don't taste delicious." He Taiping coughed lightly, holding his lover's shoulders, pointing to the other side and said, "Dear, if you really plan to change your appetite, I suggest you swallow the guy over there, anyway, he is not very useful!"
Before he finished speaking, Roger, who was identified as "useless", rushed over and looked at He Taiping and Constance with wide eyes. Under his bold gaze, even the two men who were far superior in strength could not help but take a few steps back, a little nervous. He Taiping licked his lips and smiled awkwardly: "Roger, I'm just kidding..."
Before he finished speaking, the fat elf who seemed to be about to explode in the small universe suddenly exclaimed and covered his chest exaggeratedly, saying, "Boss, is this the wife of the city lord whom you have to mention hundreds of times every day? The gods are here, she is just ten thousand times more beautiful than you describe, and she is so wise, gentle, virtuous, and... and what? In short, boss, your luck is simply jealous!"
"Eh, in fact, he is still very useful in this regard." Looking at the fat man who was polite, He Taiping rolled his eyes helplessly and explained to Constance in a low voice. However, at this time, the smiling black dragon had already been defeated by the praise words "wise, gentle, and virtuous". How could he hear the lover's explanation? After a few minutes of heartbroken, she reached out to pat Roger's shoulder and gave her own comment - "That, you are indeed very honest!"
Chapter completed!