Chapter 3 Who is the Underwear Thief
Chapter 3 Who is the underwear thief
In the middle of the night, the screams of young women only attracted two kinds of people - perverts who followed the peeping perverts or heroes who saved beauty. At this moment, with Slo's screams, the people who arrived with torches were obviously the latter. After learning about the incident, many female travelers rushed back to their residences, and then there were many screams in the village...
"Very good. I stole dozens of underwear in half a night. This guy is unswerving!" He Taiping groped his chin and looked at Siluo with a smile. Her expression was different from other victims. She was not too frightened, but she showed a faint anger. Because of such a big incident, the entire village was awakened. People gathered in this open space and guessed who the underwear thief was.
"When, according to the convention of time travel novels in the past, the more impossible the character is, the more likely it is." He Taiping patted Siluo's shoulder to show comfort, but his eyes were already on the white-robed priest opposite, "So, I think..."
"I saw doubt in your eyes, maybe it was targeting me?" Pastor Roger, who was originally talking to others, looked slightly and said in a deep voice, "Although I don't understand why you put your suspicion on a pastor, but since that's the case, then..."
At this moment, a strong sacred light suddenly burst out from the body of the short and fat elf, forcing everyone to close their eyes. Drizzt subconsciously hid behind He Taiping and cursed in a low voice: "Damn the light of detection, this is the most annoying Holy See magic of the Church!"
After more than ten seconds, the light gradually became restrained, and everyone could slowly open their eyes. Pastor Roger silently glanced at everyone present with that clear expression. A few seconds later, he suddenly paused slightly and said solemnly: "From the race of darkness, I will give you the last chance to confess your crimes!"
Everyone looked at him, but at the same time, "ah" sounded, obviously unable to believe everything they saw - in the aspect of the staff, the "willing nation" sirens were stunned, obviously not expecting that they would become the object of suspicion. After a few seconds of silence, Mu suddenly sneered: "It's interesting, very interesting. It turns out that the detection light of the Holy See will also fail!"
Everyone looked at each other, obviously not believing in this judgment, and many people who didn't know Mu's gender shook their heads suspiciously. There is no doubt that the thief had only one purpose to steal underwear, but what is the use of stealing underwear in front of him, which is more beautiful than all the women present? Is it to wear it for himself?
"Don't be confused by a person's appearance. We must look at things with our hearts rather than our eyes!" Roger sighed lightly, staring at Mu who was sneering, and said in a deep voice: "Simon, if you want to try your best to prove your innocence, then hand over what you have under your robe, which is the best way to prove it."
At this moment, Mu's expression suddenly became very strange, and this expression fell into the eyes of everyone, and he couldn't help but increase his suspicion. He Taiping's heart moved slightly, turned his head to look at her and said, "Mu, take out the things and let Mr. Roger die of that heart."
Mu stammered, but did not reach into his arms. The expression on his face became even more unpredictable, with a faint blush. Seeing this, everyone was even more convinced that several mercenaries looked at each other and surrounded him. At this time, Mu knew that he could not hide it, so he had to grit his teeth and lean into his arms, slowly took out a few things and said, "Okay, I do carry a few underwear, but this is..."
But at this moment, who would still pay attention to her explanation. Hundreds of eyes were already attracted by what she was in her hands - there was no doubt that they were several underwear of different styles. In an instant, extremely neat screams rang out from the audience. Before the lingering sound fell, the flames patted their foreheads as if they were enlightened and hit them back: "No wonder! No wonder Mu strongly asked for a single room, so that's it!"
His voice was very loud enough for everyone present to hear it, and made them more determined to think. In the silence, Roger gently raised his staff and said solemnly: "Then, the truth of the matter is very clear. Siren, although he doesn't understand the purpose of stealing your underwear, this behavior must be... "
"Wait, this matter has nothing to do with me!" But at this moment, Mu raised his head gently and said in a deep voice, "You don't understand that these underwear were actually purchased by me in the previous town, not stolen just now."
"Is that? Then, who can testify for you?" Roger slowly took a step forward, and a divine breath burst out, making his short and fat body suddenly tall. "No matter what the truth is, you must be judged fairly before you can determine whether you are guilty."
Under the illumination of this silver light, Mu Qing couldn't help but take a few steps back and showed a warning expression. At the same time, more than a dozen mercenaries also drew out their swords and followed Roger, as if they were planning to rush forward. Seeing this situation, Drizzt and others naturally would not watch, and the flames disguised as fire elf floated a few meters in front of Mu.
"Wait for a moment, I think Mu should solve this matter alone." But at this moment, He Taiping said softly, but both sides of the confrontation were stunned at the same time. Mu, who was singing water-based spells, was stunned for a moment, and looked at this side in disbelief. She obviously didn't believe that her companions who had always been friendly would be so disregarded at this time...
"Does you think it's me?" With a strange look, the sirens slowly raised their heads, and their eyes were filled with bitterness and despair. The desolate and tenderness made the enemy on the opposite side soften slightly and involuntarily lower their swords.
He Taiping sighed softly and whispered: "It's not that I don't believe you, I also hope that these underwear were purchased in the town. But tell me, based on your gender, what is the purpose of buying these women's underwear?"
Mu bit his lips tightly, as if he didn't know how to answer. But at this moment, Pastor Roger, who heard these two dialogues, was stunned and blurted out in surprise: "Based on your gender? Mr. He, can you say this siren is..."
"That's right, she is actually..." He Taiping nodded slowly and gently stroked the ring on his left hand. This inadvertent action made him teleport several meters in an instant and appear next to Roger. The latter was surprised and hurriedly retreated. However, He Taiping's reaction was far faster than him. He immediately hooked his left foot and had already put the priest who had stepped away to the ground, then shouted loudly: "Alex, come here!"
It should be admitted that inflexible minds also have the benefits of inflexible minds. The Taurus who heard the order did not hesitate and instinctively jumped high, and the priest who could not escape in the future was heavily under his body. At the same time, Driste and others rushed forward to block the mercenaries who were trying to rush up to save people. The few flame demons and jagged tigers summoned by He Taiping made the scene completely quiet and no one dared to make noise anymore.
"Don't act rashly, otherwise something terrible will happen..." He Taiping slowly swept across the audience with a leisurely and contentment. He Taiping patted Alex on the shoulder and signaled him to open his body. The poor Pastor Roger had already fallen into a rigidity under the pressure of the Taurus nearly half a ton. His eyes were barely rolled, which meant that he was still a little awake.
"Then, it's time to reveal the answer!" He Taiping took a dagger from Drizzt's hand and gently pressed it against Roger's chest. After a few seconds, he suddenly showed a strange smile and gently stroked his hand. As the white robe cracked from it, several things slid down from Roger's chest, and almost at the same time, an incredible scream of exclamation sounded in the crowd.
If the truth of the matter was as confusing as Li Yuchun's gender, then at this moment, the identity of the underwear thief is as good as Edison Chen's character. He Taiping gently stepped on Roger's chest and smiled and said, "Although the more righteous the plot is, the more vulgar the plot is very old-fashioned, but often, old-fashioned things are always effective. Lord Roger, aren't you going to explain the origin of these underwear?"
Poor fat elf, he had no sacred breath at this time, his mediocre face wrinkled, and his rolling eyes could almost be described as vulgar. Mu's anger had already calmed down, and there was a little more gratitude in his eyes when he looked at He Taiping. Drizzt and Gutland looked at each other and finally couldn't help asking: "Boss, how did you know?"
"Because I have seen many similar stories!" He Taiping snapped his fingers gently and said lightly, "And don't you think this village is a bit strange? It's obviously remote and there are no specialties in the village, but the villagers are quite wealthy. They seem to know that a large number of travelers will come and the materials are sufficient. In addition, the expensive prices will scare away customers, but they are fearless..."
After an accurate analysis, there is no need to continue. Everyone turned their attention to the villagers. Under this cold gaze, the short and fat village chief finally trembled with a fat face, pointing to Rog who had fallen to the ground and said, "No, it's not our business! It was the pastor who said that it can help our village get rid of poverty, and he only needs one-third of his income."
With this accusation, everyone focused their eyes on Roger again, and his angry gaze could almost make him burn. The fat elf who could not bear the pressure and anger finally said tremblingly: "Wait, you don't understand the truth! In fact, I'm just for you..."
Chapter completed!