171 Too bad it wasn't me
Netizens are bored at any time.
In front of me, the simple daily words "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner" became popular and followed CCTV's stubborn jokes. Later, "Milk Tea Sister" and "Sister Fairy Sister" became the dream lovers of countless otaku with just a not-so-high-definition picture.
This interview became popular too.
But what is popular is not the interview itself, but also a picture that has passed through PS and the name "Zhang Fan".
A good netizen took a screenshot of a certain page of the interview and went to the post bar for help.
"Please pounce the boy in the middle, thank you very much!"
In the photo, Zhang Fan is standing in the center. Jiang Lanqing and Bai Xue, who are standing beside him, turn their heads in his direction at the same time, raise their chin, unconsciously reveal a sweet smile on the corner of their mouths, and look at him with affectionate eyes.
This was a scene that made the ffff members furious. After removing him, the hindrance, he immediately turned into a beautiful lily blossoming, which destroyed the boyish hearts of countless male compatriots.
No matter when, it is human nature to pursue beauty.
When the great god released this photo of lily full of breath, things suddenly became like the Yellow River flooding and it was out of control.
Someone saved it immediately, and then a new post was opened.
"Yesterday my mother introduced me to two blind dates. Which one should I choose?"
Someone replied soon.
"Is your lord Zhang Fan?"
Some people also took the pictures he had just saved and went to the Aoki University post bar to offer a reward.
"The specific information about these two girls on the way with a reward of 100 penguin coins."
But the post bar at Aoki University is not as lively as Li Yi Bar, and it took a minute to reply.
"I have saved the picture. Let me tell you, the personal hobby of the girl on the left is 100 yuan per room in our dormitory. Wherever you come from."
The reply was Zhou Chang, a freshman from the School of Economics and Management, and Jiang Lanqing's classmate.
After he left a message, Bai Xue immediately left a message.
"The picture has been set to the computer desktop. In addition, let me tell you that the personal hobby of the girl on the right is 200 yuan per unit in our department, and the external department doubles."
When Zhou Chang saw the boy downstairs deliberately causing trouble, he was so angry that he was furious and his fingers danced rapidly on the keyboard.
"Don't brag, any discerning person can see that Jiang Lanqing is more beautiful than Bai Xue."
"I think you are blind, it's obvious that Bai Xue is more cute."
Bai Xue’s classmates are not to be outdone.
Then the two started to spray each other because of "who is more important to be beautiful or cute?" The onlookers also joined the group and soon divided them into two major parties: "Qingqing faction" and "Snow Sect".
Seeing that the topic was completely off the line, the poster had to shout weakly: "I only have one hundred penguin coins. Is anyone going to add a price with me?"
"have."
Another netizen immediately replied after saving the picture.
This is just a post. On Baidu Tieba and Renren, this picture that has been copied and pasted continuously.
There are countless "Aq" being born.
"Please help, they all like me, I don't know who to choose as my wife."
There are also countless "Master Zhao" slaps in the face.
"Is your lord Zhang Fan?"
When it became popular on the external network, Aoki University's on-campus forum was naturally flooded with this picture, and it was also accompanied by a problem.
"Who is Zhang Fan?"
"Who is Zhang Fan? A native of Yizhou, who can recognize five thousand words at the age of three? A seven-character verse at the age of five? A eight-foot tall and looks better than Pan An..."
Wang Ru looked at Zhang Fan's reply? Gasp? He said with admiration with his thumb: "I didn't expect there would be a shameless person like you in this world."
Then he asked in a low voice: "Aren't you worried? Now it's all about your two girlfriends. Sooner or later, if this continues, you will be poached out by someone who is interested."
Zhang Fan knew what Wang Ru was talking about? He smiled and shook his head.
"What's there to be afraid of? The soldiers come to block the water and the soil."
At first, when he knew that they were in an accident, it was indeed a gust of air conditioning that immediately flowed from his tailbone along his spine to his forehead? It seemed that the relationship between the three of them would be revealed in the next second.
What followed was that his parents would fly over from Rongcheng overnight with the thickest stick in their home.
Jiang Lanqing's parents and Bai Xue's mother would sit on the same flight to Beijing with kitchen knives.
The friends of the three of them will probably remain silent and will look at them with incredible eyes after meeting next time.
All this should have made him afraid and feared? But when he used a mentality of giving up today? He kept walking around the Beijing Zoo with his hands and sat side by side in the aquarium to watch the dolphin performance.
At night, he walked on the prosperous street with their arms in his arms, watching the hurried pedestrians coming towards him.
Although their eyes were attracted by them, they did not stay too much on them.
Only then did Zhang Fan suddenly realize that he and they were just ordinary members of the bustling crowd? No one would really care about what kind of relationship they had.
Since you are a melon-eating person, why should you care about what they think and say?
The world is so big? Most people will only meet them one time
Think carefully and carefully, as long as you can persuade their parents to agree? In fact, this is not a big deal.
As for his parents, are they the only son in the family? They can't let the Zhang family break the back? What's more, this is a matter of growing branches and leaves? Maybe they will be even more happy in the end.
Zhang Fan naturally no longer shrank as timid as before, so he had his reply like a prank just now.
Of course, he is not stupid enough to take the initiative to pick up relationships now, at least he has to wait until he becomes strong enough to shelter them from the wind and rain.
The ancients said: "A strong general is good at horses, and a beautiful woman loves heroes."
Although he cannot be a general in modern times, he cannot rely on a sword to fight Tianya, but he can make a lot of money.
By then, even if the truth is revealed, the people who are eating melons will only curse with envy and jealousy.
"This is a damn world, beautiful girls like rich people."
Maybe someone will take the initiative to refute him: "You can't eat grapes and say that the grapes are sour. If you are handsome and rich, I'm afraid you will find more girlfriends. Now that rich man is not a three-wife or four concubine, he hasn't read the news!"
When I saw my message, I was immediately complained: "You are Zhang Fan himself?"
Zhang Fan replied openly: "Yes".
Regarding his question of "Do you like Jiang Lanqing or Bai Xue?", he pretended not to see it, and directly closed Shuimu Nianhua's web page, opened Baidu Post Bar, and appreciated the pictures of netizens spoofing him.
The most of them were the stolen team members who were wearing black pointed hats and holding high torches.
Wang Ru recalled Zhang Fan's words just now, and seeing that he was still in the mood to read these pictures, he really believed in his "soldiers come to block the enemy, and water comes to cover the earth."
He said with some admiration: "If I had the ability of you, I would have been able to catch Shu Yue long ago."
Zhang Fan looked back at Wang Ru and wanted to say, "Even if you have thicker skin than me, you don't have a chance. People don't like you at all!"
Just the words turned into a lyrics.
"It's a pity that's not me."
At the same time, Zhang Zhenzhen looked at the picture Wang Jiajia sent to her and immediately called Zhang Fan.
Chapter completed!